Tomorrow you wake up as the opposite ...
hey hi flower died

Castroville, TX

#84 Mar 25, 2014
well hmmm.. I went to bed as a alien and I woke up as an illegal alien .... so at least I am not green anymore.... im peach

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#85 Mar 25, 2014
Lmao
Aww dilf you dont need an apology from an internet stranger now do ya??? smdh

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#87 Mar 25, 2014
Same thing I do every morning, Try To Take Over The World!
Hmm, as a lovely girl robot, interesting. I guess if I were an evil fembot, I would have to try the Borg plot or the Evitable Conflict.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#88 Mar 25, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Same thing I do every morning, Try To Take Over The World!
Hmm, as a lovely girl robot, interesting. I guess if I were an evil fembot, I would have to try the Borg plot or the Evitable Conflict.
You might be on to something. Worked out pretty good for this he-she bot (for a while anyway):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bend_Her

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#90 Mar 25, 2014
I'd be hoping it was a nightmare!

Since: Mar 14

United States

#91 Mar 25, 2014
Masturbate, I mean come on what else would you do?
A noted observer

Mason, OH

#92 Mar 25, 2014
FeyWolfz wrote:
Masturbate, I mean come on what else would you do?
I would stick things up my butt like I always do.

Since: Jan 14

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#93 Mar 25, 2014
Take back the remote.

“G-Spot Tornado”

Since: Dec 13

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#95 Mar 25, 2014
I would go find my lylah n make a scissor sandwich.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#96 Mar 25, 2014
Well for some I am 1/2 way there :)
I HAVE long hair
I collect kitchen "junk" & cook books
I have A LOT of Afghans & quilts & pillows & sweaters :)
I prefer cooking to watching sports :)
Oh & I DO wear pink shirts :)

The rest I might need to take some time :)
The voice & the preference for hiking boots yr. round:) Rick
DEEP
DILF

Huntington, NY

#97 Mar 26, 2014
Lylah wrote:
Lmao
Aww dilf you dont need an apology from an internet stranger now do ya??? smdh
...never said that I was the one that needed an apology... 8-)

Just think of me as the Robin Hood of "Offbeat".....ooops, I mean "Weird".

"Here I come to save the day!!!!!!!!!!"

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#98 Mar 26, 2014
Just TLC wrote:
Take back the remote.
haha!
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#99 Mar 26, 2014
Well ms Sweeter did you ever figure/solve your bathroom problem lol?

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#100 Mar 26, 2014
OH. & I sit in the bathroom already too :) Rick

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#101 Mar 26, 2014
wichita-rick wrote:
OH. & I sit in the bathroom already too :) Rick
Lol I left the seat up!

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#102 Mar 27, 2014
Just TLC wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol I left the seat up!
MMMMM. Nothing like the feel of COLD porcelain in the morning:)

Sounds like a trick my DAUGHTER would play on me lol
Rick

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#103 Mar 27, 2014
night machine wrote:
Well ms Sweeter did you ever figure/solve your bathroom problem lol?
LOL I just ask them to be respectful and if they make a mess to please clean it up. I have to pick my battles.... And as plenty have pointed out guys have accidents....

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#104 Mar 27, 2014
wichita-rick wrote:
<quoted text>
MMMMM. Nothing like the feel of COLD porcelain in the morning:)
Sounds like a trick my DAUGHTER would play on me lol
Rick
I woke up as a man so revenge is mine. Bwwwaaaahaha.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#105 Mar 27, 2014
Just TLC wrote:
<quoted text>
I woke up as a man so revenge is mine. Bwwwaaaahaha.
Well How "handy" for you :)
But I already admitted I sit either way ,so once again I am looked at as the outsider:)
Rick

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Almost Half Way There...

#106 Mar 28, 2014
Call the news paper to give my story and go to the bank to deposit all my money because I will be rich....

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