Tomorrow you wake up as the opposite ...
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#21 Mar 22, 2014
Petal Power you make me laugh.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#22 Mar 22, 2014
Aerosmith - Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
http://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE

:) Couldn't help it. Thought of this & many others :)
This would make a great music thread now :)

Today in the market, a woman said to me, "Nice Hair" I just smiled & said thanks. about 5 mins. later on the end of the aisle, a (HER) man walked in front of & gave me "THAT LOOK" :) & SAID "YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL" lol lol lol . I simply walked around him,SO CLOSE,he knows what flavor of candy I had, & said THANK YOU :):) & LOL LOL IN HIS FACE!
People are funny.: Rick

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#23 Mar 22, 2014
Go to a BOXING Match..and YELL ..OBSCENITIES!!

And Get away with IT!!

Cuz..DUDES can DO That!!

;)

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#25 Mar 23, 2014
Play with my boobs.....
A noted observer

Mason, OH

#26 Mar 23, 2014
I'd give myself a BJ and go vote for Obama 372 times!!!!!

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#27 Mar 23, 2014
...compare my boobs to Liam's...

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#28 Mar 23, 2014
I'm going to go to the bathroom and try to figure how in hell the guys in my house can't hit the water in the bowl instead of the rim and floor...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#29 Mar 23, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
...compare my boobs to Liam's...
hahaha! The picture I just got in my mind was priceless!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#30 Mar 23, 2014
ms_Sweeter wrote:
I'm going to go to the bathroom and try to figure how in hell the guys in my house can't hit the water in the bowl instead of the rim and floor...
remember, no sitting!

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#31 Mar 23, 2014
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>hahaha! The picture I just got in my mind was priceless!
Keep your hands to yourself Liam...

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#32 Mar 23, 2014
ms_Sweeter wrote:
I'm going to go to the bathroom and try to figure how in hell the guys in my house can't hit the water in the bowl instead of the rim and floor...
It's perfectly normal for a man to occasionally vector off course, thusly justifying our leaving the seat in the upright position...

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#33 Mar 23, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
<quoted text>
It's perfectly normal for a man to occasionally vector off course, thusly justifying our leaving the seat in the upright position...
LOL the seat is up that's why I have a problem with it.. How hard is it to aim that thang....

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#34 Mar 23, 2014
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>remember, no sitting!
LOL and seat up right....

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#35 Mar 23, 2014
Behind Closed Doors wrote:
I would play with myself ALL Fricken day!!!
Then I'd become a lesbian!!!
8-)
You took the words right out of my mouth.

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#36 Mar 23, 2014
ms_Sweeter wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL the seat is up that's why I have a problem with it.. How hard is it to aim that thang....
It's quite easy, when I strike water I know I'm there...silly girl...
Drippy Walls

Huntington, NY

#37 Mar 24, 2014
ms_Sweeter wrote:
I'm going to go to the bathroom and try to figure how in hell the guys in my house can't hit the water in the bowl instead of the rim and floor...
FYI.... Every once in a while we men need to sneeze while we are peeing.....and when that occurs, all bets are off.......we could be spraying the walls, sneezes are THAT powerful.

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#38 Mar 24, 2014
Drippy Walls wrote:
<quoted text>
FYI.... Every once in a while we men need to sneeze while we are peeing.....and when that occurs, all bets are off.......we could be spraying the walls, sneezes are THAT powerful.
Thanks for that info, I'll try and remember that......(Peeing, sneezing, spraying) LOL at the thought I just had.....

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#39 Mar 24, 2014
Bad Bex wrote:
I would get out the measuring tape, just saying.
LOL this reminded me of Peewee on Porky's.
The Ladies Man

Huntington, NY

#40 Mar 24, 2014
Pray to God to get turned back!!!!!

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Here Today Gone Tomorrow !!!

#41 Mar 24, 2014
the first thing I would do stand up and walk and see how it would feel to walk with all that between my legs...LOL>..

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