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Tomorrow you wake up as the opposite sex , what would you do first?

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Bad Bex

“Never underestimate a witch ..”

Level 3

Since: May 13

It might be your undoing ....

#1 Mar 20, 2014
I would get out the measuring tape, just saying.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#2 Mar 20, 2014
Bad Bex wrote:
I would get out the measuring tape, just saying.
Unless you woke up as a Ferret. Then there'd be no measuring tape required. lol.
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Since: Jan 10

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#3 Mar 20, 2014
I would go pee standing up.
It would be nice for three reasons.
1. No need to find a seat or place to squat awkwardly.
2. No TP needed.
3. No wet thighs or feet.
Heck yeah!

Bad Bex

“Never underestimate a witch ..”

Level 3

Since: May 13

It might be your undoing ....

#4 Mar 20, 2014
See if I needed a shave
Behind Closed Doors

Huntington, NY

#5 Mar 20, 2014
I would play with myself ALL Fricken day!!!

Then I'd become a lesbian!!!

8-)

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#6 Mar 20, 2014
...create 300 profiles like the dude from Miami...
Independent

United States

#7 Mar 21, 2014
Faint

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#8 Mar 21, 2014
Cut my hair.:)
Find a girl friend :)

Rick

Since: Jan 13

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#9 Mar 21, 2014
Scream like the girl I've become

Then .....play

Since: Nov 13

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#10 Mar 21, 2014
Throw away the leftovers I ate for dinner last night.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

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#11 Mar 21, 2014
SCRATCH My BALLS... wondered WHAT that Felt Like!!

WHOA!!
8baller

Owensboro, KY

#12 Mar 21, 2014
how much a 50yro hooker make?

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#13 Mar 21, 2014
Bad Bex wrote:
I would get out the measuring tape, just saying.
HAHAHA! Hi Bex!

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#14 Mar 21, 2014
Still not shave my legs.

“So Hillary Blames the Universe”

Since: Jun 08

..for her peevishness..

#15 Mar 21, 2014
...or wax anything......who cares if a little fuzz is showin'.....?
I Would

Jackson, MO

#16 Mar 21, 2014
Thank my lucky stars because I could finally speak and be heard like my
father was. It's a mans world in so many regards. Boys get to be boys and women are just a bitch on the rag if you don't agree. j/s
I Would

Jackson, MO

#17 Mar 21, 2014
8baller wrote:
how much a 50yro hooker make?
I would imagine if you are an 8baller you are probably thin enough and if you had
any teeth left I believe you still could make a fast buck. On second thought .. we
can forget about the teeth part.:O

Put your heels on baby.
A noted observer

Mason, OH

#18 Mar 21, 2014
Old Sam wrote:
...or wax anything......who cares if a little fuzz is showin'.....?
I do!!!! It's just not the way we do things since the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"!!!!

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#19 Mar 21, 2014
Join the Circus.

I already hate shaving ,so at least I would have a side job .
Richelle ?
That Guy

Huntington, NY

#20 Mar 22, 2014
I dunno, I'd do what comes natural I guess.......Wash the dishes, vaccuum, do the laundry, nag for no reason, drive poorly, overspend.

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