Coffee is better than sex - survey of...

Coffee is better than sex - survey of hotel guests finds people prefer caffeine to carnal pleasures

There are 68 comments on the Mirror.co.uk story from Oct 6, 2013, titled Coffee is better than sex - survey of hotel guests finds people prefer caffeine to carnal pleasures. In it, Mirror.co.uk reports that:

Even more - 78 percent - would rather give up alcohol, social media or sex with their spouse for a year rather than coffee According to a survey by Le Meridien Hotels and Resorts, 53 per cent of guests would opt for a hot beverage than a hot woman.

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#41 Oct 7, 2013
-patricia- wrote:
Coffee is for the lazy minded folks..
Sadly, it was sad news, for the Hotel's resident hooker, 74 year old, Henrietta......

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Since: Dec 10

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#42 Oct 7, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
I've never drank coffee and don't plan to start. I realize that it is addictive although most people cannot admit that.
As for sex - my husband and I will admit that it is a pleasant addiction.
They say coffee is nectar of the gods. So we're not addicted; we're divine.

axxx

“here for fun”

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Since: May 13

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#43 Oct 7, 2013
if you think the coffee is better i say you should find you a diffeerent partner

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#44 Oct 7, 2013
Geez, sex huh?.....I've alway's just asked for a bit of milk......

“You may call me pat”

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Since: Jun 12

Nairobi, Kenya

#46 Oct 7, 2013
PDX Dave wrote:
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Are now you have stumbled on the true definition of "troll" – they just go along giving negative judgits not because they actually have an opinion, it's just some people are so small minded they have to put others down even when there is no cause. Don't let it get you down! After all, let's look and see what kind of comments this reply to yours gets 8-)
:)

Thanks mister.

Level 1

Since: Mar 12

Bronx, NY

#47 Oct 7, 2013
That's seems kinda weird but possible at the same time. I've heard of food and drinks being so good that it can be orgasmic.

axxx

“here for fun”

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Since: May 13

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#48 Oct 7, 2013
My choice is sex i can do without coffee but sex i want it

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#49 Oct 7, 2013
TKJMC wrote:
That's seems kinda weird but possible at the same time. I've heard of food and drinks being so good that it can be orgasmic.
HELL YEAH!! Ain't NO JOKE!!...Ice Cream with the Fixin's Works for me...;)

Since: Oct 13

Ardsley, NY

#50 Oct 8, 2013
Ok I say try me out and you will forget all about your coffee ;)
justy_unplugged

Atwater, OH

#51 Oct 8, 2013
It's getting tough out there I tell ya, the other morning I asked a woman if she would like to go get a cup of coffee and she said "No, I have a headache..!!"...
:o

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#52 Oct 8, 2013
justy_unplugged wrote:
It's getting tough out there I tell ya, the other morning I asked a woman if she would like to go get a cup of coffee and she said "No, I have a headache..!!"...
:o
~laughs~ Silly you.

Phone home ET.....

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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Since: Dec 12

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#54 Oct 9, 2013
Dang someone ^^^ sure is stuck on Harley!!
Thats too cute;).

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#55 Oct 9, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Dang someone ^^^ sure is stuck on Harley!!
Thats too cute;).
Thanks honeydoll!!!!!

8-)

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#56 Oct 9, 2013
I'll just have cream in my coffee and call it a morning. :^)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#57 Oct 9, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
I'll just have cream in my coffee and call it a morning.:^)
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Bwahahahaaa!!!
Sandra D

Walnut, CA

#58 Oct 9, 2013
It's definitely better than cyber sex

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#59 Oct 9, 2013
Sandra D wrote:
It's definitely better than cyber sex
Hell, spitting coffee out whilst laughing and getting it all over the monitor is better than cyber sex.

As for me and my Topix Train...is a job. Someone has to do it..when the others are off and about.

Level 1

Since: Aug 13

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#60 Oct 9, 2013
You know, there may be something to this poll. My girlfriend and I have what you could call a "special blend". She adds the sugar and I add the cream. By the way, I shot Juan Valdez when he was slipping out the back door one night. Ever since then I have had her full attention.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#61 Oct 10, 2013
What hotel and what country was this poll taken in?

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#62 Oct 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
What hotel and what country was this poll taken in?
... poll land ... at the "empty arms hotel" ...

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