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DOCUMENT: Police: Man Rubbed Produce On His Butt

There are 17 comments on the The Smoking Gun story from Sep 18, 2018, titled DOCUMENT: Police: Man Rubbed Produce On His Butt. In it, The Smoking Gun reports that:

SEPTEMBER 18--A man walked into a Virginia supermarket Saturday afternoon and, after pulling down his pants, began "rubbing the produce on his buttocks" before re-shelving the items, according to police who arrested him on a pair of criminal charges. Cops arrived at the Giant Food store in Manassas around 4:30 PM in response to a 911 call about destruction of A store worker told Manassas City Police Department officers that the suspect was spotted "picking up produce, pulling down his pants, rubbing the produce on his buttocks, and replacing the produce back on the shelf," according to a crime report .

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Jackie

Allentown, PA

#2 Sep 18, 2018
I guess he didn't like the produce.
TheJerseyDevil

United States

#3 Sep 18, 2018
Prob andet looking for the perfect fit
Manassas...lol

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#4 Sep 18, 2018
Lettuce wrap our mind around this one

Possibly a sh###y deal for future customers

Butt he was quickly identified as Mr. Sal Monella

Rick
TheJerseyDevil

United States

#5 Sep 18, 2018
wichita-rick wrote:
Lettuce wrap our mind around this one

Possibly a sh###y deal for future customers

Butt he was quickly identified as Mr. Sal Monella

Rick
Mr E. Coli contaminated the lettuce

“bono malum superate”

Since: Nov 17

Longmont, CO

#6 Sep 18, 2018
Who goes to a store thinking Iím going to rub produce on my butt. It sounds like one of the skits they did on,ďImpractical JokersĒ- funny show!
brooke

Sacramento, CA

#7 Sep 18, 2018
azzwipe
Jackie

Allentown, PA

#8 Sep 18, 2018
Crystal Clear 0722 wrote:
Who goes to a store thinking Iím going to rub produce on my butt. It sounds like one of the skits they did on,ďImpractical JokersĒ- funny show!
When is that on, never heard of it.
dont like

United States

#9 Sep 19, 2018
DAM THATS NASTY DID YOU PUT THE HOT DOGS IN YOUR ASS SHITHOLD.

“bono malum superate”

Since: Nov 17

Longmont, CO

#10 Sep 19, 2018
Jackie wrote:
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When is that on, never heard of it.
I donít watch it regularly but from what Iíve seen itís very funny. 4 lifelong friends take turns being put in real life scenarios wearing an earpiece and are told what to say and do in a public setting.

https://www.trutv.com/full-episodes/download-...

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Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#11 Sep 19, 2018
TheJerseyDevil

United States

#3 13 hrs ago
Prob andet looking for the perfect fit
Manassas...lol

He'd do something like that, considering genius is supper close to idiot.
PS: not saying he's either. LMAO!!!
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#12 Sep 19, 2018
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
TheJerseyDevil

United States

#3 13 hrs ago
Prob andet looking for the perfect fit
Manassas...lol

He'd do something like that, considering genius is supper close to idiot.
PS: not saying he's either. LMAO!!!
You know him so well. Must be a family relative. The resemblance is striking.
Jackie

Allentown, PA

#13 Sep 22, 2018
Crystal Clear 0722 wrote:
<quoted text>

I donít watch it regularly but from what Iíve seen itís very funny. 4 lifelong friends take turns being put in real life scenarios wearing an earpiece and are told what to say and do in a public setting.

https://www.trutv.com/full-episodes/download-...
I don't understand.
Jackie

Allentown, PA

#14 Sep 24, 2018
brooke wrote:
azzwipe
So he was using lettuce as an azz wipe?
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#15 Sep 25, 2018
Jackie wrote:
<quoted text>

So he was using lettuce as an azz wipe?
He prefers the Buttston Lettuce.
TheJerseyDevil

United States

#16 Sep 26, 2018
Parden Pard wrote:
<quoted text>
You know him so well. Must be a family relative. The resemblance is striking.
Wtf are you babbling on about?..Have you been sniffing the produce, meth head
TheJerseyDevil

United States

#17 Sep 26, 2018
I used to stick Coke bottles up my butt until I realised they were worth a dime apiece.
TheJerseyDevil

United States

#18 Sep 26, 2018
TheJerseyDevil wrote:
I used to stick Coke bottles up my butt until I realised they were worth a dime apiece.
How many more names are you going to imitate to prove your own homosexuality? Just give it up, Spammy, everyone here already knows you're a turdbugler

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