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#152 Sep 25, 2013
I don't know about anyone else but if I get interrupted in some way while in the middle of masticating, I have to start all over again.

Level 4

Since: Apr 13

Toronto, Canada

#153 Sep 25, 2013
Watching a person masticate is pretty heady stuff. But even more exciting is watching as the swallow the.... masticated product.

Level 3

Since: Jun 13

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#154 Sep 26, 2013
I masticated a banana today. In the middle of a packed bus. It was thrilling.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#155 Sep 26, 2013
-Babybelle- wrote:
I masticated a banana today. In the middle of a packed bus. It was thrilling.
Now that's a thing of beauty....watching a woman masticate a banana, very sensual. Did you peel it first?

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Since: Jun 13

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#156 Sep 26, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Now that's a thing of beauty....watching a woman masticate a banana, very sensual. Did you peel it first?
I did. First I made sure it was nice and firm, then I slowly peeled it and inhaled its sweet scent before putting my lips to it and masticating it. Then when I was done masticating I swallowed it all up.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#157 Sep 26, 2013
-Babybelle- wrote:
<quoted text>I did. First I made sure it was nice and firm, then I slowly peeled it and inhaled its sweet scent before putting my lips to it and masticating it. Then when I was done masticating I swallowed it all up.
Wow, that's very healthy, good for you.
I enjoy eating clams much the same way.
Masticating is so enjoyeable when with the right person/people.
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#158 Sep 26, 2013
-Babybelle- wrote:
<quoted text>I did. First I made sure it was nice and firm, then I slowly peeled it and inhaled its sweet scent before putting my lips to it and masticating it. Then when I was done masticating I swallowed it all up.
J..J..J..........eezus.....ooo uuuughggh.....um...is that you on the end of the phone sometimes when..........never mind. Crikey I find it hard to even think about masticating now!!!!!!(suppose it will pass?)

Level 3

Since: Jun 13

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#159 Sep 26, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>J..J..J..........eezus .....ooouuuughggh.....um...is that you on the end of the phone sometimes when..........never mind. Crikey I find it hard to even think about masticating now!!!!!!(suppose it will pass?)
Lmao! You'll start craving some mastication soon enough.

“Reflective thoughts.”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#160 Sep 27, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>J..J..J..........eezus .....ooouuuughggh.....um...is that you on the end of the phone sometimes when..........never mind. Crikey I find it hard to even think about masticating now!!!!!!(suppose it will pass?)
Well, at least now we know what turns you on...lol
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#161 Sep 27, 2013
Watching a film with my son when some sex scenes came on I said 'Right time you went to bed son",he said "dad I'm 24",I replied I know but I don't want you watching me masticating.
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#162 Sep 28, 2013
NotaGoth wrote:
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Well, at least now we know what turns you on...lol
dammit..!!!! Phone mastication doesn't hurt anyone!
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#163 Sep 28, 2013
.....at least until the next months F******* bill comes in!!!

Level 3

Since: Jun 13

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#164 Sep 28, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>dammit..!!!! Phone mastication doesn't hurt anyone!
You shouldn't try and talk with your mouth full. Don't want to choke now, do you?
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#165 Sep 29, 2013
-Babybelle- wrote:
<quoted text>You shouldn't try and talk with your mouth full. Don't want to choke now, do you?
nommmmmm , I .......gruuumtt the bottttttnnnnn..........shi

“It's that time of year again”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

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#166 Sep 29, 2013
DILF wrote:
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That's good to know!!!
......in case we ever meet!!!!
Myself, I like to masticate fresh clams!!!
8-)
I like masticating on the bone!

“Reflective thoughts.”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#167 Sep 29, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>dammit..!!!! Phone mastication doesn't hurt anyone!
Don't worry...doctor to offbeater confidentality...my lips are sealed.
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#168 Sep 29, 2013
NotaGoth wrote:
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Don't worry...doctor to offbeater confidentality...my lips are sealed.
Thanks doc,I was that tense there for a while I could hardly masticate at all!
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#169 Sep 30, 2013
NotaGoth wrote:
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Don't worry...doctor to offbeater confidentality...my lips are sealed.
Your lips are sealed,oh well back to masticating then..

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#170 Sep 30, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>dammit..!!!! Phone mastication doesn't hurt anyone!
But it does leave me craving more......

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#171 Sep 30, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Your lips are sealed,oh well back to masticating then..
You should always masticate with your lips closed as tightly as possible. If something were to fall out, that might be embarrassing--not to mention messy.....

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