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“Forehead wrinkle”

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#128
Sep 16, 2013
 
Spotted Girl wrote:
Or the Greyhound incident where an EDP got on the bus, high on meth or bath salts. He killed a man because he thought the guy was an alien and that God was telling him to kill the man. Then he chopped off the guy's head and started masticating him. After that, he was carrying the guy's head like a trophy and walking down the aisle with it.
Blech!!! Nasty.....

Thanks, now I don't feel like masticating.....which is very unusual for me.
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#129
Sep 16, 2013
 
DILF wrote:
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Blech!!! Nasty.....
Thanks, now I don't feel like masticating.....which is very unusual for me.
It'll come back!

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#130
Sep 17, 2013
 
I like masticating nuts!

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#131
Sep 17, 2013
 

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I was masticating right in front of the foreman earlier, he ask me for a leg and I told him to get his own chicken to masticate.

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SLY WEST wrote:
I was masticating right in front of the foreman earlier, he ask me for a leg and I told him to get his own chicken to masticate.
One question SW, was the head on or off while you were masticating?

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DondoDork wrote:
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One question SW, was the head on or off while you were masticating?
Its no fun with the head on cause you can't masticate their peckers. Plus masticating yardbird is not right if its not dripping from your chin... Its that whole finger lickin' good concept.

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DondoDork wrote:
I like masticating nuts!
That's good to know!!!
......in case we ever meet!!!!
Myself, I like to masticate fresh clams!!!

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I was just sitting here at the table quietly masticating when the missus came home from work, sat down opposite and asked if there was any left for her!

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#136
Sep 20, 2013
 
beatlesinthebog wrote:
I was just sitting here at the table quietly masticating when the missus came home from work, sat down opposite and asked if there was any left for her!
Was there?....and did you watch her masticate?

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#137
Sep 22, 2013
 
Pull up a Chair..RATE ME...DARE YA!!!
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#139
Sep 23, 2013
 
DILF wrote:
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Was there?....and did you watch her masticate?
Yeah....there was plenty for both of us. makes yer feel good when they've had a hard day and can just walk in the door to a good load on the table,dive straight into some heavy mastication and leave the small talk and coffee 'till later.

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#141
Sep 23, 2013
 
Okay, just finished again!

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disneywalt wrote:
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Yeah you sound as graceful as a pig in a china shop! Bet your wife can feel the love watching u masticating all her hard work without even tasting before u shove another mouthful in your pie hole! Sounds like true love ta me buddy
Seems like somebody needs to masticate a bit more......

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#143
Sep 23, 2013
 
disneywalt wrote:
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Yeah you sound as graceful as a pig in a china shop! Bet your wife can feel the love watching u masticating all her hard work without even tasting before u shove another mouthful in your pie hole! Sounds like true love ta me buddy
?...do you have a little dyslexia and tend to read in reverse..or while masticating. It's not good for the concentration I can tell you...haha
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#146
Sep 23, 2013
 
I masticate,,? Therefore I am..!!!

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disneywalt wrote:
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Lol u think... Sorry didn't mean to come off so mean! But I hate it when I cook a big meal and have to watch my man or anyone for that matter shovel it in!
OK, I understand now.

I usually don't shove it in, I respect the person offering it to me.......but I do masticate quickly once it's in.

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Question: Do you wash your hands before you masticate?
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disneywalt wrote:
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Lol u think... Sorry didn't mean to come off so mean! But I hate it when I cook a big meal and have to watch my man or anyone for that matter shovel it in!
Mastication should be a slow,casual process...not just rushed to get it out of the way.Chew it fine and pack it in as my ol' granddad used to say....and he lived into his nineties.(by the way dw...no offense taken.....we get a lot of hurried masticaters here!)

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beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Mastication should be a slow,casual process...not just rushed to get it out of the way.Chew it fine and pack it in as my ol' granddad used to say....and he lived into his nineties.(by the way dw...no offense taken.....we get a lot of hurried masticaters here!)
I can't imagine masticating in my nineties.......I think I would be too tired.
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Sep 23, 2013
 
DILF wrote:
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I can't imagine masticating in my nineties.......I think I would be too tired.
Yer have to get the nurses to help...apparently!

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