“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#107 Sep 13, 2013
I haven't masticated yet this morning. I'm thinking...banana!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#108 Sep 13, 2013
I would love to masticate in the company of Maria. I would also love to watch her masticate.

Some day maybe......
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#109 Sep 13, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
I haven't masticated yet this morning. I'm thinking...banana!
Jeeeez...that's got me thinking now!....actually I was thinking of taking one of those fad Hollywood diets where you only masticate a couple of times per week ....while having a coffee enema.

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#110 Sep 13, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
I haven't masticated yet this morning. I'm thinking...banana!
I don't know about Oki, but I know I haven't done any mastication this morning yet either. I'll see if he would like to join me......

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#111 Sep 13, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Jeeeez...that's got me thinking now!....actually I was thinking of taking one of those fad Hollywood diets where you only masticate a couple of times per week ....while having a coffee enema.
"coffee enema"???....are you serious? There would be NO WAY I would be able to masticate if I were receiving such a service.....

Ouch!!!!

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#112 Sep 13, 2013
I've been seen masticating at 85 mph on the x-pressway, while posting on Topix at the same time... its all in the knees.

The neighbor lady once asked me to masticate her female cat, I said Whoa neighbor lady, do I lOok Chinese?

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#113 Sep 13, 2013
Word to the wise; Never Masticate in front of a hungry Rottweiler.

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#114 Sep 13, 2013
My motto has always been "Masticate, drink and be merry"

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#115 Sep 13, 2013
In old days, before dentures, some old people would get others to masticate for them.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#116 Sep 13, 2013
At work, we all masticate in the conference room. Makes for interesting conversation!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#117 Sep 13, 2013
Sometimes I buy gum and then I masticate for hours at work.....when I'm done I stick it under my desk.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#118 Sep 13, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
At work, we all masticate in the conference room. Makes for interesting conversation!
And...we usually sit in a circle! LOL!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#119 Sep 13, 2013
When I masticate at my mother in laws house sometimes I spew forth........or fifth!!!
Her food tastes like chit!

8-|

“Superbowl time”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#120 Sep 13, 2013
I hate when I see people masticating with their mouths open, gross!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#121 Sep 13, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
I hate when I see people masticating with their mouths open, gross!
I know! Nobody needs to see that! Hi ya, Dorkie!

Level 3

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#122 Sep 13, 2013
I like to masticate to fulfill my appetite and so I be filled up.

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#123 Sep 13, 2013
I see Buzzards masticating Opossums on the side of the road all the time... there oughta be a law!

“Still Waters Run Deep”

Level 6

Since: Sep 11

Waters Edge

#124 Sep 13, 2013
I once masticated a woman and her two children, then I caught up with a man down the road and masticated him too. By then there was quite an audience.

Everyone was watching me. So I did my best to masticate most of them.

A real masticating banquet right before your eyes!
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#125 Sep 15, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
"coffee enema"???....are you serious? There would be NO WAY I would be able to masticate if I were receiving such a service.....
Ouch!!!!
Yeah,I know it sounds like a bum deal mate,but if you're in a hurry mastication and coffee at the same time saves hours over a year.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#127 Sep 15, 2013
Or the Greyhound incident where an EDP got on the bus, high on meth or bath salts. He killed a man because he thought the guy was an alien and that God was telling him to kill the man. Then he chopped off the guy's head and started masticating him. After that, he was carrying the guy's head like a trophy and walking down the aisle with it.

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