Being watched while Masticating...
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#86 Sep 12, 2013
I like to masticate in parking lots too. Saves time for other things. I'm sure people don't mind.

“Big Sur”

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#87 Sep 12, 2013
DILF wrote:
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I have actuially romantically fed grapes to a gal I dated, while masticating!!!!!
Sometimes I masticate my coffee beans, they like it!

“Big Sur”

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#88 Sep 12, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
I like to masticate in parking lots too. Saves time for other things. I'm sure people don't mind.
Ugg, I'm kind of a private person so I like masticating in the privacy of my own home. It can get kind of noisy!
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#89 Sep 12, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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Ugg, I'm kind of a private person so I like masticating in the privacy of my own home. It can get kind of noisy!
I like to masticate in a really crowded place, like a restaurant perhaps, but I like for all the people around me to be masticating too. You should try it. Someone else does all the cleaning up too.

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#90 Sep 12, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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LOL....oh no. You made me laugh and I masticated with my mouth open...Maybe I shouldn't read stuff on offbeat while masticating.
Like I said, that can lead to a sticky keyboard.....

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#91 Sep 12, 2013
I saw a guy wearing a raincoat masticating in a bus one time--that was really creepy.....
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#93 Sep 12, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Like I said, that can lead to a sticky keyboard.....
I wondered why it was like that. Now, how to clean that...hmmm.

Beautiful Black Molly

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#94 Sep 12, 2013
Colonel Angus Sutton wrote:
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how many licks..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =em4KUGTAq7kXX#t=4m5s
hey you, I sent you an email.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#95 Sep 12, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Well looking at your avatar photo it looks like your primed and ready to masticate!!!
Can I watch?
Have you something for me to chew on...or is this just a thought?
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Wired to a 18 wheeler heavy duty truck battery!
No doubt! Right!?

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#96 Sep 12, 2013
Shhhh! Don't tell anyone, but...I'm masticating right now! LOL!

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Since: Jul 11

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#97 Sep 12, 2013
I can remember the whole family sitting around Grannie's kitchen table and we would all masticate together, of course the little ones were sent outside to masticate weather permitting.
Families just don't masticate together like they used.
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#98 Sep 12, 2013
SLY WEST wrote:
I can remember the whole family sitting around Grannie's kitchen table and we would all masticate together, of course the little ones were sent outside to masticate weather permitting.
Families just don't masticate together like they used.
Yup..there's still truth in the old saying "The family that masticates together,stays together"

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#99 Sep 12, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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I wondered why it was like that. Now, how to clean that...hmmm.
There are probably web sites dedicated to the cleaning of items that have received collateral damage from mastication.

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#100 Sep 12, 2013
I have been known to google and masticate at the same time......
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#101 Sep 12, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>There are probably web sites dedicated to the cleaning of items that have received collateral damage from mastication.
I wonder if they are discreet about their packaging. LOL
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#102 Sep 12, 2013
Crikey..all this talk has reminded me of the Xmas that the whole family was at the table and granddad (R.I.P) was masticating so fiercely that his teeth fell out!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

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#103 Sep 13, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Yup..there's still truth in the old saying "The family that masticates together,stays together"
Fun for the whole family lol

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

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#104 Sep 13, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
I have been known to google and masticate at the same time......
Did you have to type with your nose?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#105 Sep 13, 2013
I have a hard time masticating in front of poor people......I don't know why, I just can't get up the nerve to do it. I feel ashamed.

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#106 Sep 13, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Did you have to type with your nose?
just one finger...

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