Being watched while Masticating...

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#63 Sep 11, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Obese people tend to masticate less, they just swallow.
8-|
Anorexics masticate too, but they spit.
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#64 Sep 11, 2013
DILF wrote:
Sometimes I get turned on when I see a beautiful woman masticating.
8-)
Would it be the same iffen you saw Oprah masticating.( I heard she uses her big hands for some serious stuffing.)
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#65 Sep 12, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>That was you?!
hahaha...and you thought it was just another Asian all over the road?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#66 Sep 12, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
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Would it be the same iffen you saw Oprah masticating.( I heard she uses her big hands for some serious stuffing.)
No way, and if I saw Oprah masticating I would stay WAY CLEAR of her hands as well......lol

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#67 Sep 12, 2013
Mama R always said that you should always masticate with your lips closed.....

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#68 Sep 12, 2013
SlipKid wrote:
I don't care who watches...I even masticate while driving;))))))))
A bullet in the folds?
Level 6

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#69 Sep 12, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
Mama R always said that you should always masticate with your lips closed.....
LOL....oh no. You made me laugh and I masticated with my mouth open...Maybe I shouldn't read stuff on offbeat while masticating.
Level 5

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#70 Sep 12, 2013
Don't look at me!

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#71 Sep 12, 2013
A person can watch for only so long before ravish/ly joining in with a bang!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#73 Sep 12, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
A person can watch for only so long before ravish/ly joining in with a bang!
Well looking at your avatar photo it looks like your primed and ready to masticate!!!

Can I watch?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Location hidden

#74 Sep 12, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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A bullet in the folds?
Wired to a 18 wheeler heavy duty truck battery!

“Blue Jean Baby..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

LA lady..

#75 Sep 12, 2013
I don't mind being watched..
*warning*
It can get messy

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#76 Sep 12, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Anorexics masticate too, but they spit.
I think I meant bulimics. Anorexics try not to masticate and make excuses not to, while bulimics masticate, spew, then spit.
Level 6

Since: Apr 13

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#77 Sep 12, 2013
Today, I got put on hold, so I masticated. Then when the guy came back, I wasn't done. So, what's a girl to do? I had no choice but to masticate while on the phone.......mmmmmm, mastication can be soooo nice.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#79 Sep 12, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
Today, I got put on hold, so I masticated. Then when the guy came back, I wasn't done. So, what's a girl to do? I had no choice but to masticate while on the phone.......mmmmmm, mastication can be soooo nice.
Did you tell the guy you were masticating? Did he get all flustered?

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#80 Sep 12, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Did you tell the guy you were masticating? Did he get all flustered?
Mutual mastication, now that's the way too go!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#82 Sep 12, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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Mutual mastication, now that's the way too go!
I have actuially romantically fed grapes to a gal I dated, while masticating!!!!!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#83 Sep 12, 2013
Jenny Craig once caught me masticating. I felt so ashamed....and she was humiliated and hurt.

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Level 6

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#84 Sep 12, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Did you tell the guy you were masticating? Did he get all flustered?
Well, I had to. He asked what that noise was. I said, "Oh, that's just me and last nights leftovers. Don't mind me, I'm just masticating." Then his voice got really high-pitched and squeaky. I wonder why...LOL

“Blue Jean Baby..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

LA lady..

#85 Sep 12, 2013
Colonel Angus Sutton wrote:
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excuse me babe, you still have my mayonnaise on your lips
;)

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