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#42 Sep 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, I don't have enough sex in my life.
Woe is me.
8-(
There's sexual innuendo in your posts? Really? I'll have to read closer, I had no idea.
B-long

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#44 Sep 10, 2013
I don't mind someone watching, just as long as they don't say: "You're doing it wrong."

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#45 Sep 10, 2013
B-long wrote:
I don't mind someone watching, just as long as they don't say: "You're doing it wrong."
might be worse if they pointed and laughed while you were masticating....

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#46 Sep 10, 2013
SlipKid wrote:
I don't care who watches...I even masticate while driving;))))))))
Okay, but at least get rid of the plastic Jesus.

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#47 Sep 10, 2013
If SOMEONE is THAT close in MY Face..He/she is gonna get BOPPED!!

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#48 Sep 11, 2013
You know, the experts say that masticating several times a day keeps your metabolism rate high.

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#49 Sep 11, 2013
modernhippie wrote:
You know, the experts say that masticating several times a day keeps your metabolism rate high.
Agreed, but I think the larger issue is WHAT is being masticated. I'm all for masticating as many times a day as you want. I even masticate at work.

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#50 Sep 11, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Agreed, but I think the larger issue is WHAT is being masticated. I'm all for masticating as many times a day as you want. I even masticate at work.
Masticating on the job, DILF? hmmm... getting paid to masticate. Nice work if you can get it.

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#51 Sep 11, 2013
modernhippie wrote:
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Masticating on the job, DILF? hmmm... getting paid to masticate. Nice work if you can get it.
I can masticate AND work at the same time, I'm ambidextrose....
The only thing bad about working and masticating at the same time is sometimes my papers get stained.

;-)

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#52 Sep 11, 2013
I like watching my dog masticate. Sometimes when he starts, he'll hold it between his lips for a minute, just enjoying the having of it and making sure everyone sees what he has before going to town. It makes me giggle.

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#53 Sep 11, 2013
modernhippie wrote:
You know, the experts say that masticating several times a day keeps your metabolism rate high.
It also probably prevents certain kinds of cancer.....

“100% Princess”

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#54 Sep 11, 2013
DILF wrote:
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I can masticate AND work at the same time, I'm ambidextrose....
The only thing bad about working and masticating at the same time is sometimes my papers get stained.
;-)
If you masticate in front of the computer, sometimes the keyboard gets sticky......not that I know from personal experience, I've just heard rumors.....

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#55 Sep 11, 2013
If you have a problem with people masticating with their mouth open, don't look...

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#56 Sep 11, 2013
If you masticate too quickly you can choke and then spew.......

8-|

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#57 Sep 11, 2013
I hate for people to rush through their mastication. Slow down, take your time, really savor the whole mastication experience.....

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#58 Sep 11, 2013
It would be NICE..if you were dining out..AND a person was watching you CHEW..AND...That they were a MULT-MILLIONAIRE... And...Took ya to the Dentist.. and FIXED your Dental Problems..

Or it just might be a Dentist..Who dropped a card at your table.. and said CALL ME..

One way it another.. It would be in your favor..

KIND folks DO exist... BELIEVE IT..!!!

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Spotted World

#59 Sep 11, 2013
Obese people try not to get caught masticating.

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#60 Sep 11, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Obese people try not to get caught masticating.
Obese people tend to masticate less, they just swallow.

8-|

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#61 Sep 11, 2013
SlipKid wrote:
I don't care who watches...I even masticate while driving;))))))))
That was you?!

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#62 Sep 11, 2013
Sometimes I get turned on when I see a beautiful woman masticating.

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