Being watched while Masticating...

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#21 Sep 10, 2013
NOTFADEAWAY wrote:
I masticate at least once a day.
Do your parents know?

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#22 Sep 10, 2013
Billy R wrote:
Once, when I was at a Miami Dolphins game, I masticated in front of 26,000 people.
Was anyone watching the game?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#23 Sep 10, 2013
I like to watch my dog masticate. He seems very happy when I watch him.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#25 Sep 10, 2013
SLACK wrote:
is everybody 12 now
What?
Do you have an ingrown toenail or something?

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#26 Sep 10, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Was anyone watching the game?
Oddly enough, most people seemed to ignore my mastication.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#27 Sep 10, 2013
I don't like people watching.
That's why there's a pair of tongs, and a corkscrew hanging in the bathroom.

“Towards Spring”

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Since: Dec 06

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#28 Sep 10, 2013
DILF

I couldn't help but notice,
almost all your posts
 are loaded with sexual innuendo.

Do you have a problem?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#29 Sep 10, 2013
Usually when I masticate at a football game I make a mess.

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#30 Sep 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
Usually when I masticate at a football game I make a mess.
I don't think I've ever masticated at a football game, I'm just not that adventurous.....
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#31 Sep 10, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
DILF
I couldn't help but notice,
almost all your posts
 are loaded with sexual innuendo.
Do you have a problem?
he's 12

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#32 Sep 10, 2013
I masticate several times a day!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

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#33 Sep 10, 2013
Is it weird for your grandmother to watch? Just wondering

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#34 Sep 10, 2013
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>Oddly enough, most people seemed to ignore my mastication.
If that won't get you noticed, I guess nothing will.

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#35 Sep 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
Usually when I masticate at a football game I make a mess.
Then join the players at half-time.

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#36 Sep 10, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>I don't think I've ever masticated at a football game, I'm just not that adventurous.....
Not even a little finger food?

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#37 Sep 10, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Not even a little finger food?
Not out in PUBLIC like that.... maybe in front of the TV, at home--but that's about it.....

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#38 Sep 10, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
DILF
I couldn't help but notice,
almost all your posts
 are loaded with sexual innuendo.
Do you have a problem?
Yes, I don't have enough sex in my life.
Woe is me.

8-(

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#39 Sep 10, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Not out in PUBLIC like that.... maybe in front of the TV, at home--but that's about it.....
Perhaps with a side of couch potato.
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#40 Sep 10, 2013
I heard,women should masticate until it all turns to liquid,,,,,,

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#41 Sep 10, 2013
I think women are better masticaters because they use their mouths so much more than men do.

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