Being watched while Masticating...
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#192 Oct 15, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Swap hands?,I have to use both at the same time...
Small feet?
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#193 Oct 15, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Swap hands?,I have to use both at the same time...
went and tried this......no,can only make it work with one hand at a time. Are you ambidextrous or sumpin'?
Krypteia

UK

#194 Oct 15, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>went and tried this......no,can only make it work with one hand at a time. Are you ambidextrous or sumpin'?
No heterosexual..

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Since: Aug 13

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#195 Oct 15, 2013
sexual..chew on that, then swallow

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#196 Oct 15, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>No heterosexual..
Bwaaaahahahahahaa! That cracked me up, Krypt!
Krypteia

UK

#197 Oct 15, 2013
My wife caught my son masticating and asked me to have a word,so I ran up the stairs and opened his bedroom door pointed my finger and said "look you dirty little sod too much of that and your go blind",he said " I'm over here dad"
Wide Angle Lens

Huntington, NY

#198 Oct 15, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>went and tried this......no,can only make it work with one hand at a time. Are you ambidextrous or sumpin'?
Sounds more like he's ambidickstros.......

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The Life Of DILF

Huntington, NY

#199 Oct 15, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
My wife caught my son masticating and asked me to have a word,so I ran up the stairs and opened his bedroom door pointed my finger and said "look you dirty little sod too much of that and your go blind",he said " I'm over here dad"
You allow your son to masticate in his room?

In our family we try to make it a point to masticate together in the evening. It brings the family closer together.
Krypteia

UK

#201 Oct 16, 2013
The Life Of DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
You allow your son to masticate in his room?
In our family we try to make it a point to masticate together in the evening. It brings the family closer together.
I suppose a family that masticates together sticks together..

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#202 Oct 16, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I suppose a family that masticates together sticks together..
Wasn't there show on BBC called The Masticators?...
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#203 Oct 21, 2013
Golly..I'm feeling ravenous......while I'm up anyone else want something to masticate on?

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Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#204 Oct 24, 2013
lol, this is one I never thought I'd hear!!!

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/23639078/man-wi...
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#205 Oct 24, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
lol, this is one I never thought I'd hear!!!
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/23639078/man-wi...
Can't remember when an instant guffaw came out like reading that headline?....hahahahahahahaha. .good one.~looking for a late night hottie maybe? hahaha....give the clown something to masticate on?

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#206 Oct 24, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Can't remember when an instant guffaw came out like reading that headline?....hahahahahahahaha. .good one.~looking for a late night hottie maybe? hahaha....give the clown something to masticate on?
lol

It could've said "Need your bread buttered?" Lol
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#207 Oct 24, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>lol
It could've said "Need your bread buttered?" Lol
"Warm your sausage before mastication!"
Mels Diner

Huntington, NY

#208 Oct 24, 2013
I just watched an old lady masticate.....not very entertaining in the least.

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Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#209 Oct 24, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>"Warm your sausage before mastication!"
lol
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#210 Oct 24, 2013
Mels Diner wrote:
I just watched an old lady masticate.....not very entertaining in the least.
'specially with their gums clacking away!

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#211 Oct 24, 2013
"Bugs" "U" got lay-off the rum, it's going to your head!
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#212 Oct 24, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
"Bugs" "U" got lay-off the rum, it's going to your head!
That's the idea 'billy......did you think I enjoy it or sumpin'?

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