Being watched while Masticating...

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beatlesinthebog

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#192
Oct 15, 2013
 
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Swap hands?,I have to use both at the same time...
Small feet?
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#193
Oct 15, 2013
 
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Swap hands?,I have to use both at the same time...
went and tried this......no,can only make it work with one hand at a time. Are you ambidextrous or sumpin'?
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beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>went and tried this......no,can only make it work with one hand at a time. Are you ambidextrous or sumpin'?
No heterosexual..

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#195
Oct 15, 2013
 
sexual..chew on that, then swallow

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Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>No heterosexual..
Bwaaaahahahahahaa! That cracked me up, Krypt!
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My wife caught my son masticating and asked me to have a word,so I ran up the stairs and opened his bedroom door pointed my finger and said "look you dirty little sod too much of that and your go blind",he said " I'm over here dad"
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beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>went and tried this......no,can only make it work with one hand at a time. Are you ambidextrous or sumpin'?
Sounds more like he's ambidickstros.......

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Krypteia wrote:
My wife caught my son masticating and asked me to have a word,so I ran up the stairs and opened his bedroom door pointed my finger and said "look you dirty little sod too much of that and your go blind",he said " I'm over here dad"
You allow your son to masticate in his room?

In our family we try to make it a point to masticate together in the evening. It brings the family closer together.
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Krypteia

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The Life Of DILF wrote:
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You allow your son to masticate in his room?
In our family we try to make it a point to masticate together in the evening. It brings the family closer together.
I suppose a family that masticates together sticks together..

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Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I suppose a family that masticates together sticks together..
Wasn't there show on BBC called The Masticators?...
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#203
Oct 21, 2013
 
Golly..I'm feeling ravenous......while I'm up anyone else want something to masticate on?

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lol, this is one I never thought I'd hear!!!

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/23639078/man-wi...
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Oct 24, 2013
 
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lol, this is one I never thought I'd hear!!!
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/23639078/man-wi...
Can't remember when an instant guffaw came out like reading that headline?....hahahahahahahaha. .good one.~looking for a late night hottie maybe? hahaha....give the clown something to masticate on?

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<quoted text>Can't remember when an instant guffaw came out like reading that headline?....hahahahahahahaha. .good one.~looking for a late night hottie maybe? hahaha....give the clown something to masticate on?
lol

It could've said "Need your bread buttered?" Lol
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#207
Oct 24, 2013
 
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>lol
It could've said "Need your bread buttered?" Lol
"Warm your sausage before mastication!"
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Oct 24, 2013
 
I just watched an old lady masticate.....not very entertaining in the least.

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#209
Oct 24, 2013
 
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>"Warm your sausage before mastication!"
lol
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Oct 24, 2013
 
Mels Diner wrote:
I just watched an old lady masticate.....not very entertaining in the least.
'specially with their gums clacking away!

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"Bugs" "U" got lay-off the rum, it's going to your head!

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