Stork arrested in Egypt as suspected spy

Sep 2, 2013 Full story: KFSN 20

In a case that ruffled feathers in Egypt, authorities have detained a migratory bird that a citizen suspected of being a spy.

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#1 Sep 2, 2013
I hope they put away that stork for life!

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#2 Sep 2, 2013
Bird is the word!

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#3 Sep 2, 2013
So who is gonna deliver all of the the babies now?

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#4 Sep 2, 2013
To be so heavily under the influence of a psychedelic or dissociative substance that you are unable to distinguish normal reality from the magical reality that has taken hold of your mind. Seeing pixelated kaleidoscopic patterns in the carpet, being afraid to open the freezer because you're afraid that the fishsticks will attack you, and the ability to talk to squirrels are some sure signs that you're hopping down the bunny trail.


That PCP I had last week really had me hopping down the bunny trail.

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#5 Sep 2, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
So who is gonna deliver all of the the babies now?
Screaming females?

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#6 Sep 2, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Screaming females?
Bwahahahahahahahhaha!

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#7 Sep 2, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
So who is gonna deliver all of the the babies now?
Lol

Brilliant.

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#8 Sep 2, 2013
During Sex Education, boy at school was given an essay on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"

"Well..." said his slightly prudish mom,"the stork brought you to us."

"Oh, right" said the boy. "Well, how did you and Dad get born?" he asked.

"Oh, the stork brought us too," she replied.

"Well.... how were Nan and Grandad born then?" he persisted.

"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said his mom, by now starting to squirm a little.

Next day, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:

"This essay has been very difficult to write because there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

LoL

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#9 Sep 2, 2013
Looks as if someone was stalking the stork.
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#11 Sep 2, 2013
I'm legally representing this Stork
and, my client and I say it was the Swan
debbie

Newnan, GA

#12 Sep 2, 2013
wish they would arrest these storks that keep bringing these babies that i got to help pay for

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#13 Sep 2, 2013
Stocking wrote:
I'm legally representing this Stork
and, my client and I say it was the Swan
If it was the duck, does this mean you are going to fight dirty pool and get "DOWN" and dirty?
Ali

Saint Paul, MN

#16 Sep 2, 2013
Is it true, after the stork was water boarded and an electric wire was used on their testicle, they finally confessed that they are really spy working for Muslim Brotherhood. The final punishment is going to be a the firing wall to be shot with canon and then they be hanged in Tahir square. The date is not disclosed yet

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#17 Sep 3, 2013
Ali wrote:
Is it true, after the stork was water boarded and an electric wire was used on their testicle, they finally confessed that they are really spy working for Muslim Brotherhood. The final punishment is going to be a the firing wall to be shot with canon and then they be hanged in Tahir square. The date is not disclosed yet
Well, I hear that President Obama is to seek Congressional approval
before deciding on the final punishment for this spy,
but it seems there will be
'no boots on the ground' just wings in the air...:)
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#18 Sep 3, 2013
Vee wrote:
<quoted text>If it was the duck, does this mean you are going to fight dirty pool and get "DOWN" and dirty?
Either way, feathers are gonna fly
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#19 Sep 3, 2013
Ali wrote:
Is it true, after the stork was water boarded and an electric wire was used on their testicle, they finally confessed that they are really spy working for Muslim Brotherhood. The final punishment is going to be a the firing wall to be shot with canon and then they be hanged in Tahir square. The date is not disclosed yet
Sadly that could be true
Sometime, during the Neapolianic Wars, in Britain there was the Hartlepool monkey... he was hung as a French spy

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#20 Sep 3, 2013
never thought i would find one that was totally free, Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

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#21 Sep 3, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
During Sex Education, boy at school was given an essay on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"
"Well..." said his slightly prudish mom,"the stork brought you to us."
"Oh, right" said the boy. "Well, how did you and Dad get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too," she replied.
"Well.... how were Nan and Grandad born then?" he persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said his mom, by now starting to squirm a little.
Next day, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:
"This essay has been very difficult to write because there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
LoL
~laughing~ So totally priceless. Love it!

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#22 Sep 3, 2013

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#23 Sep 4, 2013
That stork looks well P**ssed off.

First nabbed by the French & given a bit of heavy unwanted jewellery...

It then gets nabbed by the egyptians while foraging for some extra food to replenish the losses, and left to cope with the gabble, lunacy & monkey business going on during a spell behind bars.

Looks like tourism in Egypt is getting tough nowadays.

And when you thought that all the chaos & idiocy was over... It gets called a swan!

Fella that nabbed it must have the IQ of a Baboon.

Have a nice day: Ag

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