Faith Healer, Tell us a joke!

Faith Healer, Tell us a joke!

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“My latest victim”

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#1 Oct 22, 2010
Sweetheart, You are on offbeat and it's time you started behaving appropriately. Show us your silly side.

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#2 Oct 22, 2010
NeverMissed wrote:
Sweetheart, You are on offbeat and it's time you started behaving appropriately. Show us your silly side.
Joke on this.

“My latest victim”

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#3 Oct 22, 2010
Lol!

“My latest victim”

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#4 Oct 22, 2010
I can see this isn't easy for you. I'll start and you finish. Okay?
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A Priest, a Voodoo Princess, and Faith Healer walk into a bar ....

“My latest victim”

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#5 Oct 22, 2010
Two women were sitting in athe doctor's waiting room comparing notes.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," says the first woman," but I guess it's impossible."

"I used to feel the same way." said the second, "But then everything changed. I'm going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for a year and it didn't help one bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone next time."

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#6 Oct 22, 2010
Hate Feeler wrote:
<quoted text>Joke on this.
Can't. Your mom's in the way, man.

“My latest victim”

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#7 Oct 22, 2010
Two babies were sitting in their daycare cribs when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know.", replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean you don't know?" asked the first baby.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference." was the reply.
"Well I do." said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb over and find out."
He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's crib and quickly disappeared beneath.the blankets. After a couple of minutes he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.
"You're a little girl and I'm a little boy." he said proudly.
"You're ever so clever." cooed the little girl, "but how can you tell?"
"It's quite easy." replied the little boy, "You've got pink socks on and I've got blue ones."

“My latest victim”

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#8 Oct 23, 2010
Come on FH. The joke in post #5 is just for you. Would you do it if I told you today is my birthday and the only thing I want is for Faith Healer to cut loose a lil bit and tell me something that will make me maybe laugh? Yiu can do it sweety.

“My latest victim”

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#9 Oct 23, 2010
What are you afraid of ... that the so-called ignorant masses on offbeat will see you?

“My latest victim”

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#10 Oct 23, 2010
It's okay. We all think you're funny anyway.
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#11 Jan 14, 2014
Top 3 dreams of a man:

1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
2. To be as rich as his child believes.
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects.

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