Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock

May 12, 2013 Full story: NBC Los Angeles 93

A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.

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#87 May 15, 2013
So, let me get this straight. You American humans can marry a man or woman depending on what state you live in, but you can't have one of each? In muslim countries, you can have lots of wives, but not lots of husbands and you get put in prison if you are a woman that gets raped? You can have sexual relations with a robot in the privacy of your home or at a hotel, but not in public? Most states make it illegal to put your Johnson up a peacock's(technically it is a peahen?) egg hole, but some states do not specifically outlaw it? Humans are so strange and interesting and hilarious.

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#89 May 15, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
So, let me get this straight. You American humans can marry a man or woman depending on what state you live in, but you can't have one of each? In muslim countries, you can have lots of wives, but not lots of husbands and you get put in prison if you are a woman that gets raped? You can have sexual relations with a robot in the privacy of your home or at a hotel, but not in public? Most states make it illegal to put your Johnson up a peacock's(technically it is a peahen?) egg hole, but some states do not specifically outlaw it? Humans are so strange and interesting and hilarious.
Dork declares, I did NOT have sex with that robot!

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#91 May 15, 2013
providence09 wrote:
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Robot, seriously??
I'm always never serious. I'm sometimes very curious. You may call me Helios.
I have a game I like to play, I make up rhymes and sing all day.
This guy humped a peacock, and took its life, and simply called it, his practice wife.

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#92 May 15, 2013
providence09 wrote:
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Robot, seriously??
You can do it with dolls, so why not robots? All in the privacy of your own home of course.

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#93 May 15, 2013
That's just disturbing, now if it'd been a peaHEN...

Q-know the difference between "kinky" and "perverted"?
A-well with kinky you use a feather, with perverted you use the whole bird!
I can't help but think of that sex scene where they use a live chicken as a sex aid/toy in [the movie] Pink Flamingos.

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#94 May 15, 2013
Jenji wrote:
That's just disturbing, now if it'd been a peaHEN...
Q-know the difference between "kinky" and "perverted"?
A-well with kinky you use a feather, with perverted you use the whole bird!
I can't help but think of that sex scene where they use a live chicken as a sex aid/toy in [the movie] Pink Flamingos.
Outwardly, birds of both genders appear the same below. They all have a cloaca ("vent"), and that is a common opening for everything (kidneys, intestines, ejaculation/ovulation, copulation). Some male birds may have a rudimentary "penis" inside their cloaca, but most species don't and just do the "cloacal kiss" to mate.
Rosie ODonnel

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#95 May 15, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Outwardly, birds of both genders appear the same below. They all have a cloaca ("vent"), and that is a common opening for everything (kidneys, intestines, ejaculation/ovulation, copulation). Some male birds may have a rudimentary "penis" inside their cloaca, but most species don't and just do the "cloacal kiss" to mate.
Wow, now I'm all hot and excited!!!!

Anyone wanna cloacal with me?
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#98 May 16, 2013
providence09 wrote:
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Bravo bravo! XD
I have a signed autograph on a cocktail napkin from NaughtyRobot.

$50 and its yours!!!!
bailout my peacock

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#99 May 16, 2013
They must not have given the guy bail. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Ferret since this story broke. Coincidence???
David Beckman

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#100 May 16, 2013
I was gonna try "stuffing" a Turducken next. Or maybe internally "baste" an emu while I am up inside a gutted horse carcass, naked.

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#102 Jun 2, 2013
David Beckman wrote:
I was gonna try "stuffing" a Turducken next. Or maybe internally "baste" an emu while I am up inside a gutted horse carcass, naked.
Pictures please!

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#103 Jun 2, 2013
bailout my peacock wrote:
They must not have given the guy bail. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Ferret since this story broke. Coincidence???
Word is the pizza roll bailed him out and they've been holed up at Hamburger Mary's in Portland...

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#104 Jun 2, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Word is the pizza roll bailed him out and they've been holed up at Hamburger Mary's in Portland...
Hiya cutie! Do you need anymore props?

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