Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock

May 12, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: NBC Los Angeles

A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.

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Mamie

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Clearly a total nutcase. Throw the bum in jail for the next 10 years and let the prisoners have at him.
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Under Sharia law, 4 adult males must corroborate the bird's story, otherwise the bird's report is an admission of premarital sex and the bird will be jailed for 8 months.
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Meh, I've had better.

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I was wondering how long before the Peacock showed up, lmao!

Good morning Mr. Peacock!
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DondoDork wrote:
I was wondering how long before the Peacock showed up, lmao!
Good morning Mr. Peacock!
That's what he said! In no seriousness, he asked me, "Hey, Peacock, if you went camping and woke up with a sore arse and a used condom laying next to you, would you tell anyone?" No matter the reply I gave, he then asked, "Want to go camping?"

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The Peacock wrote:
<quoted text>That's what he said! In no seriousness, he asked me, "Hey, Peacock, if you went camping and woke up with a sore arse and a used condom laying next to you, would you tell anyone?" No matter the reply I gave, he then asked, "Want to go camping?"
LMAO, you're too funny!(is your arse still sore?)

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I really prefer Guinea fowl myself.
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DondoDork wrote:
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LMAO, you're too funny!(is your arse still sore?)
Yeah, I just escaped from the house and ran into the arms of a black man. The man "knew something was wrong when I see a pretty little peacock coming runnin' into the arms of a black man, dead giveaway!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Naughtyrobot wrote:
I really prefer Guinea fowl myself.
Ay!!!

Whatcha what you-ah say!!!!!....or I'll call my cousin Vinny!!!!!

Fuggetaboutit!!!!

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The Paisan wrote:
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Ay!!!
Whatcha what you-ah say!!!!!....or I'll call my cousin Vinny!!!!!
Fuggetaboutit!!!!
Sorry, I meant to say WOPeacocks are nice too.
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Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry, I meant to say WOPeacocks are nice too.
As long as you don't touch my French Horn!!!!!

Oui Oui!!!

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Naughtyrobot wrote:
What else are peacocks for?
They are for peahens to mate.
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Storm Warning wrote:
well its another feather in the cap of the democrats
Far too much incest in your family tree. Next time granny gets wet for you just say no and put .44 in your skull
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La di da wrote:
America the country by which standards are set worl wide..lol, Just a load of hillbillys.
Go back to wanking off over pictures of that senile old queen of yours

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Nursingmommys5 wrote:
He's really a "FOUL" man.
its fowl

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The Peacock wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, I just escaped from the house and ran into the arms of a black man. The man "knew something was wrong when I see a pretty little peacock coming runnin' into the arms of a black man, dead giveaway!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Sorry, don't click on links when I'm on my laptop. If it's about the interview with the black man that rescued the kidnapped victims, I saw it. Sad, but your post was funny!
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Jim Beam wrote:
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Go back to wanking off over pictures of that senile old queen of yours
Nah mate we leave that alone,,,But inbred hillbilly retards like yourself anything is possible in this case its a PEACOCK,, Now go Wankoff wanker LOL LOL LOL..
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providence09 wrote:
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Look, moron, not all Americans are "hillbillies". You, like most foreigners, automatically group us together with the likes of the man in this story when, actually, he is a minority; a sick, pervert.
And you act as if your country is free of them. Lol
Hillbilly retards is what you folks are, No use denying it MORON" Now go chase that damm peacock and you might just catch it,,,LOL LOL LOL.

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OMG,this guy needs to do time,a bit of bird might do him good.
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Baltimoro wrote:
Only a freaking devil abuses an animal like this. Hope he falls into a septic tank and gets an infection that wilts his weenie.
Haha that last part was funny.

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