Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Pe...

Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock

There are 93 comments on the NBC Los Angeles story from May 12, 2013, titled Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock. In it, NBC Los Angeles reports that:

A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.

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Mamie

Pittsburgh, PA

#66 May 14, 2013
Clearly a total nutcase. Throw the bum in jail for the next 10 years and let the prisoners have at him.
Islamic Caliphate

Rochester, NY

#67 May 14, 2013
Under Sharia law, 4 adult males must corroborate the bird's story, otherwise the bird's report is an admission of premarital sex and the bird will be jailed for 8 months.
The Peacock

Rochester, NY

#68 May 14, 2013
Meh, I've had better.

“Big Sur”

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Since: Jun 11

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#69 May 14, 2013
I was wondering how long before the Peacock showed up, lmao!

Good morning Mr. Peacock!
The Peacock

Rochester, NY

#70 May 14, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
I was wondering how long before the Peacock showed up, lmao!
Good morning Mr. Peacock!
That's what he said! In no seriousness, he asked me, "Hey, Peacock, if you went camping and woke up with a sore arse and a used condom laying next to you, would you tell anyone?" No matter the reply I gave, he then asked, "Want to go camping?"

“Big Sur”

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#71 May 14, 2013
The Peacock wrote:
<quoted text>That's what he said! In no seriousness, he asked me, "Hey, Peacock, if you went camping and woke up with a sore arse and a used condom laying next to you, would you tell anyone?" No matter the reply I gave, he then asked, "Want to go camping?"
LMAO, you're too funny!(is your arse still sore?)

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#72 May 14, 2013
I really prefer Guinea fowl myself.
The Peacock

Rochester, NY

#73 May 14, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
LMAO, you're too funny!(is your arse still sore?)
Yeah, I just escaped from the house and ran into the arms of a black man. The man "knew something was wrong when I see a pretty little peacock coming runnin' into the arms of a black man, dead giveaway!"
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#74 May 14, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
I really prefer Guinea fowl myself.
Ay!!!

Whatcha what you-ah say!!!!!....or I'll call my cousin Vinny!!!!!

Fuggetaboutit!!!!

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#75 May 14, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Ay!!!
Whatcha what you-ah say!!!!!....or I'll call my cousin Vinny!!!!!
Fuggetaboutit!!!!
Sorry, I meant to say WOPeacocks are nice too.
Marcel Pompateau

Huntington, NY

#76 May 14, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry, I meant to say WOPeacocks are nice too.
As long as you don't touch my French Horn!!!!!

Oui Oui!!!

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#77 May 14, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
What else are peacocks for?
They are for peahens to mate.
Jim Beam

Salt Lake City, UT

#78 May 14, 2013
Storm Warning wrote:
well its another feather in the cap of the democrats
Far too much incest in your family tree. Next time granny gets wet for you just say no and put .44 in your skull
Jim Beam

Salt Lake City, UT

#79 May 14, 2013
La di da wrote:
America the country by which standards are set worl wide..lol, Just a load of hillbillys.
Go back to wanking off over pictures of that senile old queen of yours

Since: May 13

Winchester, KY

#80 May 14, 2013
Nursingmommys5 wrote:
He's really a "FOUL" man.
its fowl

“Big Sur”

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#82 May 14, 2013
The Peacock wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, I just escaped from the house and ran into the arms of a black man. The man "knew something was wrong when I see a pretty little peacock coming runnin' into the arms of a black man, dead giveaway!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =nZcRU0Op5P4XX
Sorry, don't click on links when I'm on my laptop. If it's about the interview with the black man that rescued the kidnapped victims, I saw it. Sad, but your post was funny!
La di da

Christchurch, UK

#83 May 15, 2013
Jim Beam wrote:
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Go back to wanking off over pictures of that senile old queen of yours
Nah mate we leave that alone,,,But inbred hillbilly retards like yourself anything is possible in this case its a PEACOCK,, Now go Wankoff wanker LOL LOL LOL..
La di da

Christchurch, UK

#84 May 15, 2013
providence09 wrote:
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Look, moron, not all Americans are "hillbillies". You, like most foreigners, automatically group us together with the likes of the man in this story when, actually, he is a minority; a sick, pervert.
And you act as if your country is free of them. Lol
Hillbilly retards is what you folks are, No use denying it MORON" Now go chase that damm peacock and you might just catch it,,,LOL LOL LOL.

“Open the door to your heart”

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Since: Oct 12

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#85 May 15, 2013
OMG,this guy needs to do time,a bit of bird might do him good.
oblivion

Sylmar, CA

#86 May 15, 2013
Baltimoro wrote:
Only a freaking devil abuses an animal like this. Hope he falls into a septic tank and gets an infection that wilts his weenie.
Haha that last part was funny.

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