Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Pe...

Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock

There are 93 comments on the NBC Los Angeles story from May 12, 2013, titled Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock. In it, NBC Los Angeles reports that:

A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.

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#44 May 13, 2013
Is peacock what he calls his or are we talking about the bird?
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#45 May 13, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
Is peacock what he calls his or are we talking about the bird?
Funny, we have a copycat.
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#46 May 13, 2013
Dangit!!! That peacock has all the luck!!!!!

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#47 May 13, 2013
Why not let him legally marry it?

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the place with Pyramid Head

#48 May 13, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Well, they are pretty birds...
and their feathers are soft

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#49 May 13, 2013
wouldn't he need a weecock to abuse a peacock? how embarrassing
Magadala

United States

#50 May 13, 2013
...and, dear God, may I NEVER get this horny, EVER!!!!

P.S., I don't mean to sound naive, but how does one have sex with a peacock...unless he is SEVERLY unendowed!!!
All Points Bulletin

United States

#51 May 13, 2013
Magadala wrote:
...and, dear God, may I NEVER get this horny, EVER!!!!
P.S., I don't mean to sound naive, but how does one have sex with a peacock...unless he is SEVERLY unendowed!!!
We hear there a a couple of poster here that fit that description. One from IL, and another from OR. If you see them, please call 1-800-SEX-PERV Immediately!!!
Roselle Ferret

United States

#54 May 13, 2013
happyclothes wrote:
I guess he put his dickie in the pencil sharpner to get it the right size...
No need to. It was a God-given gift to me. Small but mighty. I'm a legend in my own mind. Can someone call my therapist? I'm having rela-relap-relapses!!!!!

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#55 May 13, 2013
happyclothes wrote:
I guess he put his dickie in the pencil sharpner to get it the right size...
If it wasn't in a pencil sharpener then, it certainly is now in a metaphorical sense with the law.

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#56 May 13, 2013
Um, wow.

With the mugshot from the linked article, I'd say he also sexually abused a fern, a vacuum cleaner and a boat propeller.
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Cambria, WI

#57 May 13, 2013
first off why are we here i mean Obama should do something about the rights of transspecied people and their farm and domestic partners. I mean they are just like everyone else arent they, why what if this poor guy wanted to marry his bird, or the whole flock ! are we going to sit back and makle a mockery of thisa letting Kids color easter eggs and other things like kentucky fried chicken, this is nothing more than a poultrycaust.
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Cambria, WI

#58 May 13, 2013
well its another feather in the cap of the democrats

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#59 May 14, 2013
Talk about ruffling tail feathes...

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#60 May 14, 2013
What else are peacocks for?

“Whip it, whip it good”

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#61 May 14, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
What else are peacocks for?
Peacocks very territorial and make great watchdogs for large estates. When confronting a perceived threat or stranger they scream loud enough to be heard mile away. The roosters have spurs that can easily gut a predator or rival.
Pimpin It

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#62 May 14, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
What else are peacocks for?
Obviously they're for a good time in Illinois.

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#63 May 14, 2013
MissStress wrote:
<quoted text> Peacocks very territorial and make great watchdogs for large estates. When confronting a perceived threat or stranger they scream loud enough to be heard mile away. The roosters have spurs that can easily gut a predator or rival.
so then All that time, this guy thought the peacock was having the big O?
lol
La di da

Christchurch, UK

#64 May 14, 2013
America the country by which standards are set worl wide..lol, Just a load of hillbillys.

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#65 May 14, 2013
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
so then All that time, this guy thought the peacock was having the big O?
lol
Ha!! And yuck :{

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