Man tries to have sex with landlord's...

Man tries to have sex with landlord's dog, twice

There are 147 comments on the blogs.app.com story from Sep 15, 2010, titled Man tries to have sex with landlord's dog, twice. In it, blogs.app.com reports that:

An Australian man pleaded guilty to charges of attempted bestiality and stealing after trying twice to have sex with his landlord’s Great Dane

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yernogoood-

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#1 Sep 15, 2010
I guess he didn’t opt into the permissible bestiality clause and render the correct deposit?

Faith Healer

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#2 Sep 15, 2010
yernogoood- wrote:
I guess he didn’t opt into the permissible bestiality clause and render the correct deposit?
I see you speak from experience.

What method do you use...doggy style?

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#3 Sep 15, 2010
It's a Great Dane, Dummy, not a Great Dame.

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#4 Sep 15, 2010
Wait, I'm confused;

"Man tries to have sex with landlord's dog, twice"

Does that mean he was successful ONCE?
Cue

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#5 Sep 15, 2010
Perhaps the poor fellow was a college dropout and was seeking a degree of sexual gratification in “Animal husbandry”.

I realize they all get better looking at closing time but Jesus Christ how much must a person drink to jump a hump from a dog?

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#6 Sep 15, 2010
Bama Yankee wrote:
It's a Great Dane, Dummy, not a Great Dame.
so won't .....Xaviera Hollander...be both

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#7 Sep 15, 2010
JM_Brazil wrote:
Wait, I'm confused;
"Man tries to have sex with landlord's dog, twice"
Does that mean he was successful ONCE?
yes because the second time he learned to PET

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#8 Sep 15, 2010
Cue wrote:
Perhaps the poor fellow was a college dropout and was seeking a degree of sexual gratification in “Animal husbandry”.
I realize they all get better looking at closing time but Jesus Christ how much must a person drink to jump a hump from a dog?
expression: hair of the dog , that bites you
Mean Mike

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#9 Sep 15, 2010
The man has been identified as a large, flabby old dude that has an afinity for pink fashion. Aliases include (but are not limited to): Bologna Boy, Pink, FatAss, Dumbshyt, and Mental Momma

yernogoood-

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#10 Sep 15, 2010
Faith Healer wrote:
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I see you speak from experience.
What method do you use...doggy style?
That's correct, I rent to people like you that like phqng dogs. What kind in your bed?

yernogoood-

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#11 Sep 15, 2010
Mean Mike wrote:
The man has been identified as a large, flabby old dude that has an afinity for pink fashion. Aliases include (but are not limited to): Bologna Boy, Pink, FatAss, Dumbshyt, and Mental Momma
Don't leace out faith healer.
Cue

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#12 Sep 15, 2010
tallyho wrote:
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yes because the second time he learned to PET
The next time he will learn about PETA.

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#13 Sep 15, 2010
Mean Mike wrote:
The man has been identified as a large, flabby old dude that has an afinity for pink fashion. Aliases include (but are not limited to): Bologna Boy, Pink, FatAss, Dumbshyt, and Mental Momma
This flaming homosexual has stalked me all over the internet...does anyone know where I can buy some homosexual pest spray or maybe a humain trap....it would have to be baited by some GQ model because he's turned on by pink underwear on men.

He's only mean when he's constipated....not his thinking because that's always constipated.

Faith Healer

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#14 Sep 15, 2010
yernogoood- wrote:
<quoted text>Don't leace out faith healer.
Here's his lolypop exchanger side-kick. The gentle goat shepherd....

Faith Healer

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#15 Sep 15, 2010
yernogoood- wrote:
<quoted text>That's correct, I rent to people like you that like phqng dogs. What kind in your bed?
You mean they sleep inm the bunk bed at the homeless shelter you live at or were you the one still living with his mom?...yeah that was you.

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#16 Sep 15, 2010
sick

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#17 Sep 15, 2010
"An Australian man pleaded guilty to charges of attempted bestiality and stealing after trying twice to have sex with his landlord’s Great Dane"

Adds a whole new meaning to the Australian phrase "Tie me Kangaroo down sport" doesn't it?

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yernogoood-

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#18 Sep 15, 2010
Faith Healer wrote:
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This flaming homosexual has stalked me all over the internet...does anyone know where I can buy some homosexual pest spray or maybe a humain trap....it would have to be baited by some GQ model because he's turned on by pink underwear on men.
He's only mean when he's constipated....not his thinking because that's always constipated.
Hey, go beat your head against the wall for a few minutes, when you woke up this morning your brain stayed asleep. That’s probably why you put your sister’s shirt on before you left the house today.

Faith Healer

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#19 Sep 15, 2010
yernogoood- wrote:
<quoted text>Hey, go beat your head against the wall for a few minutes, when you woke up this morning your brain stayed asleep. That’s probably why you put your sister’s shirt on before you left the house today.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz yawn...are you still in grade school?...if so I apologize....I just thought you were slow as in retarded.

yernogoood-

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#20 Sep 15, 2010
Faith Healer wrote:
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You mean they sleep inm the bunk bed at the homeless shelter you live at or were you the one still living with his mom?...yeah that was you.
You ought to try tying a rock to your scrotum to keep the left and right lobes of your brain from banging together so much.

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