Wife seeks divorce after husband defe...

Wife seeks divorce after husband defecates in cooking pots

There are 165 comments on the blogs.app.com story from Sep 16, 2009, titled Wife seeks divorce after husband defecates in cooking pots . In it, blogs.app.com reports that:

A Nigerian housewife has filed for divorce after her husband would not stop defecating in the family's cooking pots.

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“Pompous pontificator”

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#25 Sep 16, 2009
He changed his name to Marquis de Abasiama after reading some of the French classics.
Happy Go Lucky

Chicago, IL

#26 Sep 16, 2009
do those french kneegrows poop on each other??

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Since: Aug 09

Pinetops, NC

#27 Sep 16, 2009
The fetishes and habits men do not reveal to us untill AFTER they marry us .....
DILF

Huntington, NY

#28 Sep 16, 2009
Smartypantz wrote:
The fetishes and habits men do not reveal to us untill AFTER they marry us .....
If I were you I'd be very wary of any "alfredo sauce" that your husband prepares for you......

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#29 Sep 16, 2009
DILF wrote:
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If I were you I'd be very wary of any "alfredo sauce" that your husband prepares for you......
Nah , This is exactly why I do not have a husband anymore ! Too many surprises not discussed before the marriage ! LOL!

“I was a Grim Reaper”

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But now I take antidepressants

#31 Sep 16, 2009
DILF wrote:
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If I were you I'd be very wary of any "alfredo sauce" that your husband prepares for you......
And whatever you do,insist on ,making the lemonade yourself.......

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Pinetops, NC

#32 Sep 16, 2009
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>And whatever you do,insist on ,making the lemonade yourself.......
Ew ! I would hope his pee wouldn't be that yellow ! LOL!

Since: Jul 09

wicklow co wicklow county wick

#34 Sep 16, 2009
Dr_Dirty wrote:
So what does he use the toilet for? Mixing pancake batter?
they dont have toilet there, just a hole in the ground or a pot.

warmnfuzzyguy

“the girls”

Since: Jul 09

raspberry

#35 Sep 16, 2009
AnnABananAngel wrote:
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they dont have toilet there, just a hole in the ground or a pot.
Actually, they just go to the bathroom in the village common water pond along with the kids and livestock. But remember, according to the Clintons, they have better education, health care, and treat women better than here in America.

yernogood-

“U missed the point and u still”

Since: Oct 08

don't no which way it went

#36 Sep 16, 2009
You can only be served up shit for so long before you start dishing it back out. Good for him, I hope he finds a woman that can really cook,
Jason Lee

Brook, IN

#37 Sep 16, 2009
If you really want to get your gal angry, might I suggest pooing in her favorite purse?
Fat Bob

Hampton, VA

#38 Sep 16, 2009
ain't right.
who gets the chillun.
beatlesin the bog

New Zealand

#39 Sep 16, 2009
DILF wrote:
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He would have gladly eaten it.....see post #6 above....lol
Shiteater!

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#40 Sep 16, 2009
AnnABananAngel wrote:
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they dont have toilet there, just a hole in the ground or a pot.
Well it just seems kinda silly to me and a bit unsanitary to boot, to mix your pancake batter in a hole in the ground!

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#41 Sep 16, 2009
I wonder who the judge will award the pots to in the divorce.

Maybe it was her cooking and she is lying about it.
Pillsbury Spokesboy

Philadelphia, PA

#42 Sep 16, 2009
wifey should be happy he isn't making her lick the bowl clean

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#43 Sep 16, 2009
This reminds me of a joke.

A boy came home and asked what b*tch meant. She said that meant preacher. Another day he asked what s**t mean, and she said it meant food. On yet another day, he asked what f**k mean, and she said it meant changing a diaper.

Well, one day around lunch time, mom was upstairs changing the baby's diaper, and there was a knock at the door. The pastor was invited to have lunch with them. The boy answered it saying, "Hey b*tch, s**t is on the table, and mom is upstairs f**king the baby."

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#44 Sep 16, 2009
I guess you can say he was doing his doody.

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#45 Sep 16, 2009
Happy Go Lucky wrote:
do those french kneegrows poop on each other??
Just the ones that look like you.
Flip Wilson

Trenton, NJ

#47 Sep 16, 2009
He was preparing a "Pot Luck" dinner.

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