Wife seeks divorce after husband defecates in cooking pots

Sep 16, 2009 Full story: blogs.app.com 165

A Nigerian housewife has filed for divorce after her husband would not stop defecating in the family's cooking pots.

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Fat Bob

Hampton, VA

#2 Sep 16, 2009
What an azzhole.

“Who likes shots & has 2 thumbs”

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BOULDER

#4 Sep 16, 2009
It's okay he thought her cooking tasted like shit anyway.
Kanyeakimbo

Medford, NY

#6 Sep 16, 2009
I know this woman. Trust me when I say that what the man did in her pots tastes alot better than her cooking.

“IM NOT READY TO MAKE NICE”

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AS USUAL, IM THE PRETTY ONE

#7 Sep 16, 2009
Stacked wrote:
It's okay he thought her cooking tasted like shit anyway.
lol,,dammm i was gonna say that!!

hi stacked :)

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#8 Sep 16, 2009
Kanyeakimbo wrote:
I know this woman. Trust me when I say that what the man did in her pots tastes alot better than her cooking.
damn a man of taste ????? trust me I will trust you
Arminius

Buffalo, NY

#9 Sep 16, 2009
That marriage is in the crapper!

“Who likes shots & has 2 thumbs”

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BOULDER

#10 Sep 16, 2009
reebie_ wrote:
<quoted text>lol,,dammm i was gonna say that!!
hi stacked :)
Hahahahh!

Hey there Reebie!

Hope you are well and shit free!?!?!?

“The Buybull is innerrrent.”

Since: Jun 08

Fairport, NY

#11 Sep 16, 2009
Don't sh-t where you eat is supposed to be a figure of speech.
Rebel Gal

Jamestown, TN

#12 Sep 16, 2009
I have heard about..."a pot to piss in"...but this is ridiculous! shewww weeee
Maria Antonia Unplugged

Cleveland, GA

#13 Sep 16, 2009
I'm thinkin that the first time he did it would have been the final straw.......

He would not stop implies lots more "stuff" happened before she gave up.....good grief!! >:|
Shamiqua

Chicago, IL

#14 Sep 16, 2009
I wonder if that be's Kanye West's daddy.LOL

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#15 Sep 16, 2009
So what does he use the toilet for? Mixing pancake batter?

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raspberry

#16 Sep 16, 2009
You have to season those cast iron pots...doesn't she know anything about cookware?

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raspberry

#17 Sep 16, 2009
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“frequently laughing”

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Hotel California

#18 Sep 16, 2009
I guess I am the only one with a mean streak. I would have cooked his food in the pot with out cleaning it and told him it was something special just for him.
DILF

Medford, NY

#19 Sep 16, 2009
Always Wary wrote:
I guess I am the only one with a mean streak. I would have cooked his food in the pot with out cleaning it and told him it was something special just for him.
He would have gladly eaten it.....see post #6 above....lol
DILF

Medford, NY

#20 Sep 16, 2009
Maria Antonia Unplugged wrote:
I'm thinkin that the first time he did it would have been the final straw.......
He would not stop implies lots more "stuff" happened before she gave up.....good grief!! >:|
Yeah, I guess when the dental floss couldn't get it all off it became time to move on........

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Since: Sep 08

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#22 Sep 16, 2009
I'll bet he was told to .... sh!t or get off the pot.

so he did..

“frequently laughing”

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Hotel California

#23 Sep 16, 2009
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
He would have gladly eaten it.....see post #6 above....lol
I missed that, sorry I didn't realize you were acquainted.:)
Shamiqua

Redford, MI

#24 Sep 16, 2009
Maybe we can have him come over as a new immigrant."Coming to America".LOL A lot of the people moving here have never used indoor plumbing.

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