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FedUp

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Post your stories of your or someone you knows abduction stories.
Pretty Feet

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oh man where should i begin....

im back home!! so doesnt matter anymore!
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FedUp

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Pretty Feet wrote:
oh man where should i begin....
im back home!! so doesnt matter anymore!
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Lol, welcome back :-)

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Probing for stories

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An official report from the Vatican released on 10-10-10 puportedly shows evidence that there were several sightings and/or abductions during the last half of this decade centered solely around the Vatican and a direct link to other-worldly beings.

Cardinal Antonio DuBois, a high-ranking official in the church, claims that between the years 1983 and as recent as last month, there have been 74 confirmed cases of inappropriate sexual behavior and/or missing children between a certain age group by what can only be described as men who seemed to have a total disregard for the Church's laws when it came to our highest demand--avoidance of sexual relations.

"These were priests, but unlike any of our priests," said DuBois. "They went out of their way to flaunt their ability to get anyone they wanted and when confronted would almost magically disappear for days without a trace, leaving us to scratch our heads and wonder if they ever really did exist at all. At one point, we were so convinced that we were making the whole scandal up that we had our own leader, Pope Benedict, give a sermon on the very subject of subjectivity."

While Pope Benedict will not come right out and say that the Vatican has an alien problem, he does admit that there are some mighty strange goings on that have seriously shaken his core beliefs. For instance, the Pope claims that on more than one occasion he's found himself saying things like "God is not solitude, but perfect communion," an obvious reference to the Science Fiction thriller where giant alien bugs give exams in places most humans can't see from a direct angle. In fact, the Vatican is undergoing a major pest extermination project as we speak "just to be on the safe side," claims Benedict.

In the meantime, Church leaders cannot stress enough the importance for parish boys, especially altar boys, to stay away from dark corners and anyplace else a vile being might hide in the shadows awaiting his moment to pounce and probe, turning yet another innocent child into an unwitting victim or worse, one of them.

When asked why there have now come to light thousands of cases of serious charges being brought against seemingly human priests and other members of the church for crimes against minors, the Pope said he does not yet have a way to tie each and every one of the cases into his 'alien' theory, but, he says "first we will try and clean house and get rid of the bugs. Then, we will go after the ones who were infected and eradicate them next. Unfortunately, since many of the boys who were already somehow affected by the "alien force," we will just have to wait and see what the next generation brings. It always seems to becoming an ongoing worry for us, one that is not easily eradicated."

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Re: Suggestions for New Icons in the Judge it pane.

Dear Topix,
Would ask that you encourage the tech's working on this, to seriously consider a WTF icon.

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the truth is out there
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http://youtu.be/CLDbaLvGEM8

The Alien Song (I Will Survive)- COMPLETE ::tapiflour::

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http://youtu.be/Y6bTbKK63MY
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God is not solitude, but perfect communion," an obvious reference to the Science Fiction thriller where giant alien bugs give exams in places most humans can't see from a direct angle. In fact, the Vatican is undergoing a major pest extermination project as we speak "just to be on the safe side," claims Benedict.
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Decide for yourself.
http://youtu.be/OAlq0maKf2o
This is not spam. It contains some frightening coincidences. Perhaps it belongs in the religious or atheist forums. But if watched, you might agree that it is offbeat enough to get a mention or some attention here.

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Seriously

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Apr 4, 2013
 
Jimmy wrote:
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I don't dare hit a graybox link, nor do I believe in coincidences.
Do you believe in a Messiah ?
http://youtu.be/1HTFWy48Ep4
PDX Dave

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I'll never forget this one alien I abducted, her name was Carlita. She had snuck into my country illegally and so I figured she was mine to do with as I'd like! So I put the grab on Carlita, and took her to my mountain cabin many miles off the paved road and no one around to hear her call for help! But it turned out she never called for help, she was moaning and screaming in pleasure because she liked it so much what I did. Shouldn't surprise me really, because I truly am THAT good! I think I'll go abduct another alien this summer it was so fun last time!

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