Neighbor allegedly crawls naked through dog door, requests sex

Apr 18, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Contra Costa Times

A Riverside County man has pleaded not guilty to burglary and indecent exposure after he allegedly crawled naked through a neighbor's dog door to seek sex.

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Dude apparently wanted it doggy style!
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Apr 18, 2013
 
Ewwww!!!

Did the dog give in and have sex with him?

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Apr 18, 2013
 
Paris Hilton wrote:
Ewwww!!!

Did the dog give in and have sex with him?
Thats kinda harsh. Who hasn't woke up naked outside their neighbors front door?!

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Apr 18, 2013
 
Paris Hilton wrote:
Ewwww!!!
Did the dog give in and have sex with him?
No, she was a real bytch: just led him on and then chased her own tail.

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Mexican hairless perhaps

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...buy somethin' cheap, babe..

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Apr 18, 2013
 
....homes needs to work on his technique a little.....
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Apr 18, 2013
 
Perhaps his balls where not shiny enough for the bitch.

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So where was the dog? Had it been a Rottie his drunk a** woulda been f*cked half way thru,,, they're pretty horny dogs too!
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Apr 19, 2013
 
Sublime1 wrote:
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Who hasn't woke up naked outside their neighbors front door?!
****Raises hand*****

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If he crawled through the dog door, I think its safe to assume they were not intimidated by his size.

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LOL
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Apr 19, 2013
 
Sublime1 wrote:
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LOL
Yet......

heh heh heh......

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Apr 19, 2013
 
The Paisan wrote:
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heh heh heh......
It's Friday night!!! It could be your night to make memories!

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LOL,,,,, To Funny...:)

Was the neighbor expecting the man to give her a bone?

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Apr 19, 2013
 
Dis someone say that men are dogs?
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Apr 19, 2013
 
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
LOL,,,,, To Funny...:)
Was the neighbor expecting the man to give her a bone?
Probably......but I guess he only showed up with a biscuit!!!!

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The Paisan wrote:
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Probably......but I guess he only showed up with a biscuit!!!!
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Yeah I heard she said, Oh hell it's just Kibbles and Bits again..LOL

She was looking for Mighty Dog..:)
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Apr 19, 2013
 
Kibbles and bits!!! Kibbles and bits!!! I gotta get me some Kibbles and bits!!!!!

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Marley Money wrote:
Kibbles and bits!!! Kibbles and bits!!! I gotta get me some Kibbles and bits!!!!!
KNOCK KNOCK....Kibbles is crawling through your dog door now.

Enjoy your evening..:)

( covering eyes) I just can't watch this.:)
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#20
Apr 19, 2013
 
no body want that dumb ass

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