Neighbor allegedly crawls naked through dog door, requests sex

Apr 18, 2013 Full story: Contra Costa Times 22

A Riverside County man has pleaded not guilty to burglary and indecent exposure after he allegedly crawled naked through a neighbor's dog door to seek sex.

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#1 Apr 18, 2013
Dude apparently wanted it doggy style!
Paris Hilton

Medford, NY

#2 Apr 18, 2013
Ewwww!!!

Did the dog give in and have sex with him?

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#3 Apr 18, 2013
Paris Hilton wrote:
Ewwww!!!

Did the dog give in and have sex with him?
Thats kinda harsh. Who hasn't woke up naked outside their neighbors front door?!

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

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#4 Apr 18, 2013
Paris Hilton wrote:
Ewwww!!!
Did the dog give in and have sex with him?
No, she was a real bytch: just led him on and then chased her own tail.

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#5 Apr 18, 2013
Mexican hairless perhaps

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..anyone will EVER get....

#6 Apr 18, 2013
....homes needs to work on his technique a little.....
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#7 Apr 18, 2013
Perhaps his balls where not shiny enough for the bitch.

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#8 Apr 18, 2013
So where was the dog? Had it been a Rottie his drunk a** woulda been f*cked half way thru,,, they're pretty horny dogs too!
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#9 Apr 19, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
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Who hasn't woke up naked outside their neighbors front door?!
****Raises hand*****

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#10 Apr 19, 2013
If he crawled through the dog door, I think its safe to assume they were not intimidated by his size.

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#11 Apr 19, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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****Raises hand*****
LOL
The Paisan

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#12 Apr 19, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
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LOL
Yet......

heh heh heh......

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#13 Apr 19, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Yet......
heh heh heh......
It's Friday night!!! It could be your night to make memories!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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#14 Apr 19, 2013
LOL,,,,, To Funny...:)

Was the neighbor expecting the man to give her a bone?

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#15 Apr 19, 2013
Dis someone say that men are dogs?
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#16 Apr 19, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
LOL,,,,, To Funny...:)
Was the neighbor expecting the man to give her a bone?
Probably......but I guess he only showed up with a biscuit!!!!

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#17 Apr 19, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Probably......but I guess he only showed up with a biscuit!!!!
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Yeah I heard she said, Oh hell it's just Kibbles and Bits again..LOL

She was looking for Mighty Dog..:)
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#18 Apr 19, 2013
Kibbles and bits!!! Kibbles and bits!!! I gotta get me some Kibbles and bits!!!!!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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#19 Apr 19, 2013
Marley Money wrote:
Kibbles and bits!!! Kibbles and bits!!! I gotta get me some Kibbles and bits!!!!!
KNOCK KNOCK....Kibbles is crawling through your dog door now.

Enjoy your evening..:)

( covering eyes) I just can't watch this.:)
debbie

Newnan, GA

#20 Apr 19, 2013
no body want that dumb ass

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