Level 1

Since: Mar 13

Bronx, NY

#21 Feb 9, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
Fart up a room to see how long it takes the youngsters to run to the other end of the house.
around here the grandkids just follow the dog out of the room...they know the routine...

“Be nice”

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#22 Feb 9, 2014
Scarbelly Bob wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =6y1e0skfJtsXX
That's cute (cute cuz they are old, if they were young in the ad it would have a negative effect)
Thanks for making me smile.

“Hey, it's just a cartoon!”

Since: Jul 08

He can drink all he wants!

#23 Feb 9, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
<quoted text>
around here the grandkids just follow the dog out of the room...they know the routine...

hahahaha
Mee 2

Jackson, MO

#25 Feb 9, 2014
QUeen - Don't STOP ME Now ;)
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/T9C2186...

&li st=RDvN94aLeKAvs

ooops - sheeet .

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#26 Feb 9, 2014
shuffleboard ...

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#27 Feb 9, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>ornin' Debra! You guys lose power up there? We just got ours back around here. Foot of snow and so far, an inch of ice from the freezing rain on top of that.
ha!!
'ornin' is what us oldsters do for fun...LOL!!

power intact and the rain is now having its way, remember the mantra 'body heat' and all will be well

“... lazy, hazy, crazy...”

Since: Aug 08

... daze of summer ...

#28 Feb 9, 2014
... take viagra ... even when were on nitrates ... some of us want a sudden drop in blood pressure ...

Since: Oct 13

Location hidden

#29 Feb 9, 2014
hide and go pee

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

Bronx, NY

#30 Feb 9, 2014
park street wrote:
hide and go pee
...hide?...
Alias No N0tme

Jackson, MO

#31 Feb 9, 2014
Peeeee ... kaboooooo
Whaaaat?
Old ppl are doing what we are now ... out here trying something new and having a bit of fun with it and you tell me, what's so wr0ng about DAT?
Do What? Where did they ever come up with that phraZe.
Even the ol' folk are saying it??? That's some kinda cWaZy. Don't you think ... errrr, believe?
**always gotta wonder about the politics ... dang!
**dang! forgot to change my ... suitmask
Character may appear closer in mirror ... 7817

Wow! lQQk at all the new/old OFFBEAT thread for discussion out here today. How kool is that, I axk you now?

;~p
Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#32 Feb 9, 2014
Independent wrote:
<quoted text>Well then, when that happens I'll post what I do for fun.

:^`D
That happened the day I was born!

:)
Ebeneezer

Medford, NY

#35 Feb 10, 2014
I'll tell you what I do you rat finks!!!

First I get up in the morning around 10AM, walk to the mailbox, get the paper and get back to the house and sit in my chair at noontime....I start reading th..e..pap...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz.

“Hey, it's just a cartoon!”

Since: Jul 08

He can drink all he wants!

#36 Feb 10, 2014
Ebeneezer wrote:
I'll tell you what I do you rat finks!!!
First I get up in the morning around 10AM, walk to the mailbox, get the paper and get back to the house and sit in my chair at noontime....I start reading th..e..pap...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz.
Is that before or after you had your diaper changed, old man?? Never mind, I don't wanna know!
Ebeneezer

Medford, NY

#37 Feb 11, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>
Is that before or after you had your diaper changed, old man?? Never mind, I don't wanna know!
I don't wear diapers yet!!!!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#39 Feb 11, 2014
They vote on election day when most everyone else has to be at work.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_rail_of_po...

“... lazy, hazy, crazy...”

Since: Aug 08

... daze of summer ...

#40 Feb 11, 2014
... i like to watch enzo's gout make his foot get all big and puffy ...
Independent

United States

#41 Feb 12, 2014
I like to laugh at what some of you "Old People" do for fun.
Not looking forward to getting 'that' old.

:^`/

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#43 Feb 12, 2014
All old people should go around fckin with the young folks like Betty White n her gang do! ;)
Ebeneezer

Medford, NY

#44 Feb 12, 2014
I like to teach the grandkids to fart in public.

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

Danielson, CT

#45 Feb 12, 2014
Read the newspaper with the bathroom door ajar...

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