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Apr 20, 2014
 
tallyho wrote:
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only in the beer check-out
Lol Tally.
I realised afterwards how badly my post was expressed>

'Fell behind trolley loads of stuff'. Lol

NO, I wasn't drunk, honestly!:)

HAPPY EASTER DAY TO ONE AND ALL HERE:

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Lol Tally.
I realised afterwards how badly my post was expressed>
'Fell behind trolley loads of stuff'. Lol
NO, I wasn't drunk, honestly!:)
HAPPY EASTER DAY TO ONE AND ALL HERE:
no no no I was amused by it beer aisles are always express here

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good morning all
a very HAPPY EASTER... let us not be distracted by the ham &lamb dinners and the children & chocolate
to the purpose of this day

for believers say a prayer

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tallyho wrote:
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a very HAPPY EASTER... let us not be distracted by the ham &lamb dinners and the children & chocolate
to the purpose of this day
for believers say a prayer
AMEN to that.

Have a beautiful day Sir Tally.

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Having a lazy day and watching two matches on this Super Sunday...

happens to fall on Easter Sunday as it always has.

Thought that you GRACE in particular would appreciate this.

Two young teenagers from the slums of India, as portrayed in
Slumdog Millionaire, are being brought to Old Trafford, M/C
to be trained to play for Manchester United. The 16 yr old is
the son of a former sex worker who was able to send him to school
on the proceeds of her job, she is now employed at a pittance in
a factory, the other boy's mother is scraping a living with a roadside
stall. So things will turn around for these parents considering the
salary the boys will receive in the future.

A feelgood story this Easter Sunday.

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HAPPY EASTER....everybody...may your day be awesome..(hugs)..

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good morning everyone..........LADY EL/MADAME GRACE
chocolate smear every where .....

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what a lovely basket there El, Easter ..... just tease r a very nice feline

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good morning everyone..........LADY EL/MADAME GRACE
chocolate smear every where .....
'morning Sir Tally...

who's been chucking Smarties around the Kitchen, that's what I'd like to know, lol

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what a lovely basket there El, Easter ..... just tease r a very nice feline
HA HA! Aw don't go hurting Dai's feelings there, lol

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Hope everybody has an awesome day..Be careful and safe!!!

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Hope everybody has an awesome day..Be careful and safe!!!
Thanks El.
And TRUE never can advise enough on safety..

FYI

Read that BRYAN CRANSTON has a dog
Named SUGAR that he homed from
an animal shelter..

Also 'twas mentioned that he> Bryan and 'Jesse' are
Very close friends in real life..

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Hi Tally and Princess Hey

Hope you are both enjoying the laid back days of Easter.

Regards also.... to the regulars who write here.
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

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I expect it was inevitable.....feel dreadfully sorry for this man, David Moyes.
He has been sacked this morning.
Here is an excerpt from 'The Telegraph' about his treating the squad to a
vacation in Australia in order to get to know each other.

"Having left behind the frenzy of Bangkok on the first-leg of United's summer tour, Moyes had decided to take his squad on an impromptu trip to Bondi - a stroll around the beach to stretch the players' legs after training.

On a similar summer trip to Sydney with Everton, Moyes had taken players on the same bonding session and it passed without incident.

But this was United, and while an Everton squad containing Australia international Tim Cahill went unnoticed in their club tracksuits among the surfers and sandcastles, Moyes's new team were mobbed and besieged by supporters to the extent that the manager had to hide his players in the rooftop bar of a nightclub until security arrived to restore order.

It was akin to a supply teacher taking a group of unruly sixth formers on a day out, with the leader's authority undermined from the outset.

United's security staff and local police usually work in tandem when such trips are planned, but Moyes was unaware of this and a tour which had already made him uncomfortable due to the demands of sponsors and supporters alike had just delivered a stark example of the monster he now managed.

Moyes failed to heed the lesson of Bondi, however, and as his disastrous reign progressed, he somehow walked into every pitfall that lay in his path.

Initially, Moyes was too reverential, too awestruck by his new surroundings, allowing himself to be caught on a microphone saying "wow" as a five-minute montage of United's glorious history was played to an audience at a 250-a-head dinner at Sydney's Westin Hotel.

Moyes also hinted at inner doubts about his suitability for the job, even claiming to being fearful of what he had taken on.

"I tell you, there's not one person who would turn around and say:'Taking over Manchester United, you think you can walk in there and breeze in and think you can do it easily?' Moyes said in Sydney. "Of course not. There has to be an element of fear that comes with managing a club like Manchester United.

"You would have doubt if anybody took over this job, but in my own way, I've got to say I feel it's the right job for me at the right time and hopefully I'll make it work."

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Thanks El.
And TRUE never can advise enough on safety..
FYI
Read that BRYAN CRANSTON has a dog
Named SUGAR that he homed from
an animal shelter..
Also 'twas mentioned that he> Bryan and 'Jesse' are
Very close friends in real life..
Interesting.

'Morning Grace,

we touched on the supermarkets earlier, and I mentioned some time ago that the NHS
in the UK was in dire straits. I think this might hjave been confirmed this week, when
the Shadow Health Secretary commented that 'something's wrong when patients
are advised to go to the ASDA pharmacy in an emergency rather than A & E".!!!!!!!
Trust me, I don't make these claims up.

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Also...

on SKY News this morning..

a 1000 patients per month are dying in hospital unecessarily
of kidney related problems due to dehydration and lack of care.

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To the cretin who iconed my post...it is neither funny or spam.

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good day LADY EL /MADAME GRACE

one very well can not replace the team , so guess who goes ..... the way it is sorry to say business is business

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eleanorigby wrote:
I expect it was inevitable.....feel dreadfully sorry for this man, David Moyes.
He has been sacked this morning.
Here is an excerpt from 'The Telegraph' about his treating the squad to a
vacation in Australia in order to get to know each other.
"Having left behind the frenzy of Bangkok on the first-leg of United's summer tour, Moyes had decided to take his squad on an impromptu trip to Bondi - a stroll around the beach to stretch the players' legs after training.
On a similar summer trip to Sydney with Everton, Moyes had taken players on the same bonding session and it passed without incident.
But this was United, and while an Everton squad containing Australia international Tim Cahill went unnoticed in their club tracksuits among the surfers and sandcastles, Moyes's new team were mobbed and besieged by supporters to the extent that the manager had to hide his players in the rooftop bar of a nightclub until security arrived to restore order.
It was akin to a supply teacher taking a group of unruly sixth formers on a day out, with the leader's authority undermined from the outset.
United's security staff and local police usually work in tandem when such trips are planned, but Moyes was unaware of this and a tour which had already made him uncomfortable due to the demands of sponsors and supporters alike had just delivered a stark example of the monster he now managed.
Moyes failed to heed the lesson of Bondi, however, and as his disastrous reign progressed, he somehow walked into every pitfall that lay in his path.
Initially, Moyes was too reverential, too awestruck by his new surroundings, allowing himself to be caught on a microphone saying "wow" as a five-minute montage of United's glorious history was played to an audience at a 250-a-head dinner at Sydney's Westin Hotel.
Moyes also hinted at inner doubts about his suitability for the job, even claiming to being fearful of what he had taken on.
"I tell you, there's not one person who would turn around and say:'Taking over Manchester United, you think you can walk in there and breeze in and think you can do it easily?' Moyes said in Sydney. "Of course not. There has to be an element of fear that comes with managing a club like Manchester United.
"You would have doubt if anybody took over this job, but in my own way, I've got to say I feel it's the right job for me at the right time and hopefully I'll make it work."
Very interesting El.
Not to mention 'shocking'

Wonder what the 'fall out 'will be!

Don't worry re the iconer..
once I saw a post on this Forum here...
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It too got an 'FUNNY' icon too...(?)

That says it all! Doesn't it!

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