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“Lazy Hazy Days of Summer”

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<quoted text>LMAO
I have dealt with armed people and feel I was always safer not brandishing a weapon even when they wouldn't hesitate to fire
proficiency and the ability to disarm someone rarely come from one who does brandish for threat or intimidation, if I am drawing I am shooting
I can understand that.

I was threatened at gun point (a 12 bore rifle) some time ago,
I mentioned it before on this thread I believe.

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Aug 21, 2013
 
Deer Whisperer wrote:
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{{{Cuz El}}}... Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.
Good afternoon/evening Kitchen-eers sportin' the T's and ball-caps.
You are worth it {{{Cuz Luke}}}...spare no expense...:)

Have placed an order for heavier duty T's for Fall.

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Aug 21, 2013
 
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>If he was in my house he would get shot El
I couldn't resist it Denny....

in a silly mood today...:)

Did I tell you one time I was in bed, heard a noise but wasn't
sure, came downstairs and found a bloke of around 19, in the
lounge. He had found the door keys in the door, and instead of just pushing them through the door, came through two doors into
the lounge. It was about 2.30 a.m. I knew him as he was the
son of a neighbour,but I also knew he was heavily into drugs, so
as he explained he had found them in the door, I just said 'that
was neighbourly of you, thanks'..rather than letting him see I didn't believe his motives, anything to get him out of the house.


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Aug 21, 2013
 
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>If he was in my house he would get shot El
you shoot him in your house you are a damn idiot
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tallyho wrote:
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you shoot him in your house you are a damn idiot
Wouldn't want to get blood on the carpet,walk him into the garden then shoot him would be best..

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believe me : I have knowledge and years of training , but I never assume that I will victorious ... not even and animal starts a fight.... usually avoids an attack..

distance is your best friend ......

knowledge is your second ... and pray the aggressor doesn't have that knowledge as well

usually they don't ... my proof they are being aggressive yes

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Aug 21, 2013
 
sorry about the typos/errors or mistakes

have a very heavy mind today
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Aug 21, 2013
 
tallyho wrote:
sorry about the typos/errors or mistakes
have a very heavy mind today
I normally have another drink and don't worry about it..

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Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Wouldn't want to get blood on the carpet,walk him into the garden then shoot him would be best..
you could but ,shot in the back doesn't work as self defense...ever see a mentally dis-oriented person , can affect any age... ever see a drunkard semi comatose

{A person in a state of coma is described as being comatose. Although a coma patient may appear awake, they are unable to consciously feel, speak, hear, or move.}

I remember killing . I was told it was right ,I believed it was right//still do WHY: because it was a crime against humanity... but what did you call me

tidbit , don't think when you shoot someone , you close your eyes and go to sleep .... it doesn't work like that I still live with it and it has been since Sept 11th 1963 since I splattered hair/teeth/eye balls and brain all over the jungle

and I had a close up view a M-84 Sniper scope.

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Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I normally have another drink and don't worry about it..
sorry.... was deep in thought as you may read .

ask Lady El , what she remembers and that was called the BATTLE of BRITAIN
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tallyho wrote:
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you could but ,shot in the back doesn't work as self defense...ever see a mentally dis-oriented person , can affect any age... ever see a drunkard semi comatose
{A person in a state of coma is described as being comatose. Although a coma patient may appear awake, they are unable to consciously feel, speak, hear, or move.}
I remember killing . I was told it was right ,I believed it was right//still do WHY: because it was a crime against humanity... but what did you call me
tidbit , don't think when you shoot someone , you close your eyes and go to sleep .... it doesn't work like that I still live with it and it has been since Sept 11th 1963 since I splattered hair/teeth/eye balls and brain all over the jungle
and I had a close up view a M-84 Sniper scope.
You don't have to tell me mate I was in the Falkands,still remember the call to fix bayonets ..

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tallyho wrote:
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sorry.... was deep in thought as you may read .
ask Lady El , what she remembers and that was called the BATTLE of BRITAIN
I remember the AFTERMATH Sir Tally...the whole of the Victorian City of Manchester was flattened during the Blitz.
I hadn't known it before so took the open spaces, the bomb sites, for granted when I started work in the City.
When it was built again, posh hotels, shopping precincts, apartment blocks...why, along came the IRA and flattened it all over again.(1990).

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A chance remark can set off the deepest, or sometimes, not so deep, memories and it can be
beneficial to lt them out.

Thought I would give you a bit of a laugh.

So I am peering over a walled garden of a derelict mansion, having been told there are foxes in the undergrowth, when the door slams open and a chap is standing there with a 12 bore shotgun pointed at me, and by his feet two black Labrador dogs, shown their teeth.

Guess what I did? I looked at this bloke, smiled andsaid 'Good Afternoon'...and for good measure 'Good Boy' to the dogs, and just to make sure, threw in 'Hogin Dda' case they were Welsh.

This surprised the man and he lowered the gun...came over, and he told me his tle of woe,
intruders etc., pointed out little warning signs he had planted in the ground to keep people at bay saying 'warning, adders'...strange as no adders on the island, I later learnt he was a squatter the Bailiff of the area had been trying to remove for some time.

Also found the dogs to be very friendly. Laugh occasionaly remembering the look on this man's face when I greeted him.

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Stay safe this night, and sleep well.

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Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>You don't have to tell me mate I was in the Falkands,still remember the call to fix bayonets ..
rog that Tenhut,, "present arms"

not easy is it

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very fortunate indeed and I'm glad you were

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amusing .......

A British woman will most likely be making full use her fork and knife from now on after dislocating her jaw with a triple-decker cheeseburger. According to "The Mirror," Nicola Peate was trying to sink her teeth into the so-called "Kids in America" burger at Liverpool's Almost Famous restaurant. Peate says she suddenly felt an excruciating pain, and while she tried to laugh it off at first, it eventually became unbearable. She went to the doctor for an X-ray, which revealed the extent of the damage. The doctor manipulated the dislocated jaw back into place and advised Nicola -- who has a syndrome that makes her hyper-flexible joints more prone to dislocation -- to take smaller bites.
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tallyho wrote:
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you could but ,shot in the back doesn't work as self defense...ever see a mentally dis-oriented person , can affect any age... ever see a drunkard semi comatose
{A person in a state of coma is described as being comatose. Although a coma patient may appear awake, they are unable to consciously feel, speak, hear, or move.}
I remember killing . I was told it was right ,I believed it was right//still do WHY: because it was a crime against humanity... but what did you call me
tidbit , don't think when you shoot someone , you close your eyes and go to sleep .... it doesn't work like that I still live with it and it has been since Sept 11th 1963 since I splattered hair/teeth/eye balls and brain all over the jungle
and I had a close up view a M-84 Sniper scope.
you don't know much about being white in texas
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tallyho wrote:
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sorry.... was deep in thought as you may read .
ask Lady El , what she remembers and that was called the BATTLE of BRITAIN
blah blah blah blah

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eleanorigby wrote:
I hesitate to think what Denny would do!....LOL!
hogtie him?

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