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“Lazy Hazy Days of Summer”

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Aug 21, 2013
 
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI wrote:
afternoon ladies
'Morning LIM...hope all is well in your world today.

“Lazy Hazy Days of Summer”

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Aug 21, 2013
 
tallyho wrote:
LADY EL/MADAME GRACE/ LADIES&GENTS of the REALM and kit krue
hope everyone is well .
Very well here in Wales thanks Sir Tally..

trust the same with yourself.

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#29253
Aug 21, 2013
 
No intention of 'stirring it' but had to think
how in anoher settng this fellow would be lucky
to be alive today.

On the news this morning,in England, a burglar was apprehended by the 69yr old grandmother whose
house he had in mind to rob..far from giving in to him, she locked him in the garden shed and called the police. As he was high on drugs, and hungry, he raided the bird food and consumed a far amount of seed including insects and worms.

Got to hand it to this lady....don't mess with old ladies!

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Aug 21, 2013
 
eleanorigby wrote:
No intention of 'stirring it' but had to think
how in anoher settng this fellow would be lucky
to be alive today.
On the news this morning,in England, a burglar was apprehended by the 69yr old grandmother whose
house he had in mind to rob..far from giving in to him, she locked him in the garden shed and called the police. As he was high on drugs, and hungry, he raided the bird food and consumed a far amount of seed including insects and worms.
Got to hand it to this lady....don't mess with old ladies!
Good morning El. Good for her!

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Aug 21, 2013
 
eleanorigby wrote:
No intention of 'stirring it' but had to think
how in anoher settng this fellow would be lucky
to be alive today.
On the news this morning,in England, a burglar was apprehended by the 69yr old grandmother whose
house he had in mind to rob..far from giving in to him, she locked him in the garden shed and called the police. As he was high on drugs, and hungry, he raided the bird food and consumed a far amount of seed including insects and worms.
Got to hand it to this lady....don't mess with old ladies!
Good early Afternoon El, and ALL..

LOL...

Fair play to her El,
And bless her quick thinking..

Interesting.. Along similar lines,

a radio disc jockey asked his listeners
last Monday what they would do in the following circumstances..

He had been in a store on Sunday, he told, getting drinks for
his kids, when he witnessed a guy buying a Sunday newspaper,
when the sales assistant wasn't looking,
the same guy pocketed 2 ice creams.. paid for his paper
but not the ice creams.

The radio guy wanted to know whether he should have
alerted the store owner, there & then...
But on thinking it through, he said,
the thief might take it out on him then ...

or later, break into his house and cause harm to
his family, so he reasoned, it wouldn't be worth
Getting involved
for the sake of two ice-creams being stolen by a stranger,
Yet he admitted to having felt guilty that he did zero about it.

He asked on radio what others would do...
In the circumstances.

Lots of calls came in with varying opinions;

mine would have been,
to phone the store owner afterwards and tell him
what I witnessed, explaining that I had no wish to get involved more
deeply..
But to be on the alert as to what's going on.

What would you folks do?
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

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simple, follow him and when he was at the cashier say "hey buddy, what about the ice cream" real loud

then I would mop the floor with his head, but thats just me

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Aug 21, 2013
 
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI wrote:
simple, follow him and when he was at the cashier say "hey buddy, what about the ice cream" real loud
then I would mop the floor with his head, but thats just me
Excellent thinking LIM...

even a variation on that theme could work too(:
now that you remind me of it lol

Stand near the thief and say out loud .. in a big happy voice

'WOW!! So ice creams are free of charge here
today-

great!

what's the big occasion'

(Lol)

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Aug 21, 2013
 
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>Good morning El. Good for her!
'Morning Denny...

It's an isolated case though otherwise it wouldn't have
been on the news. People who are robbed and attacked
are in the majority in all fairness.

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Aug 21, 2013
 
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Good early Afternoon El, and ALL..
LOL...
Fair play to her El,
And bless her quick thinking..
Interesting.. Along similar lines,
a radio disc jockey asked his listeners
last Monday what they would do in the following circumstances..
He had been in a store on Sunday, he told, getting drinks for
his kids, when he witnessed a guy buying a Sunday newspaper,
when the sales assistant wasn't looking,
the same guy pocketed 2 ice creams.. paid for his paper
but not the ice creams.
The radio guy wanted to know whether he should have
alerted the store owner, there & then...
But on thinking it through, he said,
the thief might take it out on him then ...
or later, break into his house and cause harm to
his family, so he reasoned, it wouldn't be worth
Getting involved
for the sake of two ice-creams being stolen by a stranger,
Yet he admitted to having felt guilty that he did zero about it.
He asked on radio what others would do...
In the circumstances.
Lots of calls came in with varying opinions;
mine would have been,
to phone the store owner afterwards and tell him
what I witnessed, explaining that I had no wish to get involved more
deeply..
But to be on the alert as to what's going on.
What would you folks do?
'Afternoon Grace...

interesting one...

It sounds like there were just the two customers in the shop, along with kiddies with their father...so, if the shop-keeper
is unable to keep an eye on what is going on around him, as
petty pilfering is to be expected, sadly, then it is his loss.
Not worth interfering about.
The shop-keeper, if tipped off, would be put in a difficult position if broaching it with the shop-lifter, or, he could call the cops who would come along and arrest him.....for two ice-creams?
It could be he had just been made redundant, and his kids were crying out for an ice-cream for which he hadn't got the money...

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#29260
Aug 21, 2013
 
pssst....

not saying it is right to steal....I mean..he could be a habitual thief...but then again,
maybe just desperate...i that is the case then
I'm thinking of how it ould affect him if he got caught.

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Aug 21, 2013
 
thought , be sure you can before you do it

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good morning everyone..dont count us old ladies out because of our age..LOL..we still can handle ourselfs and keep up with the younger crew..we have to stay on our toes to keep up with these men..LOL..hope everybody is enjoying their day..I have been ..isnt it wonderful?:o)
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Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Excellent thinking LIM...
even a variation on that theme could work too(:
now that you remind me of it lol
Stand near the thief and say out loud .. in a big happy voice
'WOW!! So ice creams are free of charge here
today-
great!
what's the big occasion'
(Lol)
you got any Scott blood in ya
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tallyho wrote:
thought , be sure you can before you do it
believe me pops I am quite sure

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Aug 21, 2013
 
I hesitate to think what Denny would do!....LOL!
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eleanorigby wrote:
I hesitate to think what Denny would do!....LOL!
LMAO

I have dealt with armed people and feel I was always safer not brandishing a weapon even when they wouldn't hesitate to fire

proficiency and the ability to disarm someone rarely come from one who does brandish for threat or intimidation, if I am drawing I am shooting

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eleanorigby wrote:
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Sensible young lady to avoid the tire cake...who would choose that anyway?...:) New suit? You will really the part...everything is now falling into place, it's going to be perfect {{{Cuz Luke}}}
{{{Cuz El}}}... Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

Good afternoon/evening Kitchen-eers sportin' the T's and ball-caps.

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Good early Afternoon El, and ALL..
LOL...
Fair play to her El,
And bless her quick thinking..
Interesting.. Along similar lines,
a radio disc jockey asked his listeners
last Monday what they would do in the following circumstances..
He had been in a store on Sunday, he told, getting drinks for
his kids, when he witnessed a guy buying a Sunday newspaper,
when the sales assistant wasn't looking,
the same guy pocketed 2 ice creams.. paid for his paper
but not the ice creams.
The radio guy wanted to know whether he should have
alerted the store owner, there & then...
But on thinking it through, he said,
the thief might take it out on him then ...
or later, break into his house and cause harm to
his family, so he reasoned, it wouldn't be worth
Getting involved
for the sake of two ice-creams being stolen by a stranger,
Yet he admitted to having felt guilty that he did zero about it.
He asked on radio what others would do...
In the circumstances.
Lots of calls came in with varying opinions;
mine would have been,
to phone the store owner afterwards and tell him
what I witnessed, explaining that I had no wish to get involved more
deeply..
But to be on the alert as to what's going on.
What would you folks do?
How I read this is the radio guy had kids with him, or out in the car. The pilferer did not have kids with him, but it's possible he had kids in car too.

Whichever ... kids (the radio guy's for sure) are involved. So his response MUST take his own kids presence into account.

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Aug 21, 2013
 
eleanorigby wrote:
I hesitate to think what Denny would do!....LOL!
If he was in my house he would get shot El

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Aug 21, 2013
 
spinkled on a good vanilla ice-cream,

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