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“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#136 Nov 16, 2012
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>ROFLMAO. A friend and I went to a porno film. My friend said the guy next to him was jerking off. I told him that wasn't unusual in a porno film. He said yes but he is using my hand :)
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahhahahah a!
keep Dreaming

Buffalo, NY

#151 Nov 19, 2012
i have to do it every morning everyday

Level 6

Since: Jan 12

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#152 Nov 19, 2012
OMGosh.... LMAO some of the things I read on here... I can't believe they come out of peoples heads... LMAO

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#153 Nov 19, 2012
Masturbation is not an addiction. I can stop anytime I want to (for about 30-40 minutes anyhow).

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#154 Nov 19, 2012
dragoon70056 wrote:
Masturbation is not an addiction. I can stop anytime I want to (for about 30-40 minutes anyhow).
Did I hear a fap fap fap fap .....??
UGH

Quakertown, PA

#155 Nov 19, 2012
it's gonna fall off!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#156 Nov 19, 2012
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
<quoted text>
Did I hear a fap fap fap fap .....??
Yeah. That was about 30-40 minutes ago though. Excuse me, I have to go back to the bathroom.:0)

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#157 Nov 19, 2012
Time to go flog the bishop.

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#158 Nov 19, 2012
liam cul8r wrote:
Time to go flog the bishop.
Well when you put it that way .... carry on.
keep Dreaming

Buffalo, NY

#159 Nov 20, 2012
i need it bad

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#160 Nov 20, 2012
Hey at least I don't have to say to myself "stop! That doesn't feel good" lmao
Krypteia

Whitehaven, UK

#161 Nov 20, 2012
dragoon70056 wrote:
Masturbation is not an addiction. I can stop anytime I want to (for about 30-40 minutes anyhow).
Thought you were going to say you were on 30-40 a day..

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#162 Nov 20, 2012
... what to do what to do ... ok pop quiz ... as i look upon my vibrating pulsating heavy duty gut wrench can wd-40 replace k-y for a decent lubricant ... don't want to ruin any of the threads on the big end of that custom crafted tool with the large saftey head stop which keeps your hand from slipping off and breaking your nose ...

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

I See A Rainbow!

#163 Nov 20, 2012
GMGMIKE wrote:
... what to do what to do ... ok pop quiz ... as i look upon my vibrating pulsating heavy duty gut wrench can wd-40 replace k-y for a decent lubricant ... don't want to ruin any of the threads on the big end of that custom crafted tool with the large saftey head stop which keeps your hand from slipping off and breaking your nose ...
Happy Birthday, GMG Mike... LOL!!!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#164 Nov 20, 2012
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Thought you were going to say you were on 30-40 a day..
LoL. Was probably close to that when I was in my teens.
Bomb Squad Renegade

Cashel, Ireland

#165 Nov 20, 2012
Time to strain the spuds!
keep Dreaming

Buffalo, NY

#166 Nov 26, 2012
pretty raw today need to take a break

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