Masturbation addiction

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#69 Nov 15, 2012
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Who?
... he's on first...

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#70 Nov 15, 2012
Ferrerman wrote:
<quoted text>I'm male. Hope you have small hands. Please, be gentle.
Arrghhh! Feet move!

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#71 Nov 15, 2012
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... he's on first...
I knew it was either the rock band or Abbott and Costello.

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#72 Nov 15, 2012
if your hand goes to sleep while your doing it does that make you bad lover?

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#73 Nov 15, 2012
rider hard wrote:
if your hand goes to sleep while your doing it does that make you bad lover?
If you use both hands, are you having group sex?

“..clinton or trump..who wins?”

Since: Jun 08

...it doesn't matter for us...

#74 Nov 15, 2012
...the definition of a true competitor is the guy who comes in 1st and 3rd in a beatoff contest....

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

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Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#75 Nov 15, 2012
:)
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Preferably before you go blind!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#119 Nov 16, 2012
Old Sam wrote:
...the definition of a true competitor is the guy who comes in 1st and 3rd in a beatoff contest....
... i gots me a gold medal and two silvers in the recent pervert olympics ...
Krypteia

Hove, UK

#124 Nov 16, 2012
African_shadows wrote:
<quoted text> Masturbation is WRONG! Just watch a movie instead :)
I thought i'd take your advice and decide to watch Love Story but in the end i was crying and decided to play with myself it was a right tearjerker..

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#125 Nov 16, 2012
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I thought i'd take your advice and decide to watch Love Story but in the end i was crying and decided to play with myself it was a right tearjerker..
... i didn't even get past the opening credits and i wuz hangin onto the edge of my seat while i ate popcorn with two hands ...
Krypteia

Hove, UK

#126 Nov 16, 2012
I was sitting on the chair with my trousers around my ankles balancing the new Del laptop on my knee with my manhood in my right hand and said to the shop girl this laptop is just right i'll take it..

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#127 Nov 16, 2012
Krypt wrote :

I was sitting on the chair with my trousers around my ankles balancing the new Del laptop on my knee with my manhood in my right hand and said to the shop girl this laptop is just right i'll take it..

Beth writes :

Krypt your material is to funny . You should be writing for SNL (saturday night live)

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Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#128 Nov 16, 2012
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I thought i'd take your advice and decide to watch Love Story but in the end i was crying and decided to play with myself it was a right tearjerker..
ROFLMAO. A friend and I went to a porno film. My friend said the guy next to him was jerking off. I told him that wasn't unusual in a porno film. He said yes but he is using my hand :)
Krypteia

Hove, UK

#129 Nov 16, 2012
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>ROFLMAO. A friend and I went to a porno film. My friend said the guy next to him was jerking off. I told him that wasn't unusual in a porno film. He said yes but he is using my hand :)
lol

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#130 Nov 16, 2012
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I thought i'd take your advice and decide to watch Love Story but in the end i was crying and decided to play with myself it was a right tearjerker..
LOL
hoppydankle

United States

#131 Nov 16, 2012
I like to switch it up a little and use my other hand every once in a while. I make sure to hide the other hand behind my back. Jealousy issues...
Krypteia

Hove, UK

#132 Nov 16, 2012
hoppydankle wrote:
I like to switch it up a little and use my other hand every once in a while. I make sure to hide the other hand behind my back. Jealousy issues...
Yeah it also feels like someone else is doing it to you..
Krypteia

Hove, UK

#133 Nov 16, 2012
Dear Posters
I was standing in my bedroom window watching my neighbours eighteen year old daughter sunbathing topless, whilst playing with myself i caught my wife spying on me from the door,..Is she a pervert?

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#134 Nov 16, 2012
Krypteia wrote:
Dear Posters
I was standing in my bedroom window watching my neighbours eighteen year old daughter sunbathing topless, whilst playing with myself i caught my wife spying on me from the door,..Is she a pervert?
... i was watching your wife watch you watch that sunbather ... im pretty sure that makes me a pervert ... run Krypt your wife is headed toward the knife rack ...

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#135 Nov 16, 2012
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>ROFLMAO. A friend and I went to a porno film. My friend said the guy next to him was jerking off. I told him that wasn't unusual in a porno film. He said yes but he is using my hand :)
That is so sick. lol

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