Irish Town Legalizes Drinking and Driving

Mar 25, 2013 Full story: NBC Washington 20

A fire at All Saints Catholic Mission church in Oakland Park burned its tabernacle and two big-screen TVs on the sides of its altar but left the picture of Jesus at the center of the damage intact.

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#1 Mar 25, 2013
It's legal to drive drunk in the US too.....as long as You're Mexican.
Leprechaun Shaun

Medford, NY

#2 Mar 25, 2013
Driving what? A donkey?

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#3 Mar 25, 2013
Looks like a fine place for many a Kennedy to immigrate to.
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#4 Mar 25, 2013
I've been doing this in Philly for a long time,,,before I escaped and not wanting to get caught by the POPO's,,,,,(but I did get caught for parking) (da bastards),,,,

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#5 Mar 25, 2013
Do I have this right? A church burned down all the Christ in the middle, so a new law was passed that one can drink and drive? Those wild and crazy Irish!

What do you get out of the headline:

6 hrs ago | Posted by: roboblogger

Irish Town Legalizes Drinking and Driving
Full story: NBC Washington

A fire at All Saints Catholic Mission church in Oakland Park burned its tabernacle and two big-screen TVs on the sides of its altar but left the picture of Jesus at the center of the damage intact.

(no, I did not read the story) Uh-duh!

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#6 Mar 25, 2013
down, all ^but the
Very Fitting

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#8 Mar 25, 2013
Zero Dark Nerdy wrote:
<quoted text>immigrate, emmigrate or neither?
Nice name, Geno! ROFL!!!
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#10 Mar 25, 2013
On Irish country roads you can only do around 3 mph anyway...
Leprechaun Shaun

Medford, NY

#11 Mar 26, 2013
DonkeyEstonkey wrote:
On Irish country roads you can only do around 3 mph anyway...
....and 3 MPH is freaken fast on a donkey!!!!!

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#12 Mar 26, 2013
In Texas you used to be able to drive and drink a beer. Drinking and driving isn't the problem. Drunk driving is the problem. The woman who founded MADD Mothers against drunk driving got a ticket for DWI :)
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#14 Mar 26, 2013
Cashier and Carry wrote:
<quoted text>Dragoon is what he is.
When attempting to pick a humorous name to post with, it is very important that you don't burn yourself in the process, i.e. "Jose Queervo" or "Zero Dark Nerdy". This completes the object lesson for the day.

Any questions, blockhead?

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#15 Mar 26, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
The woman who founded MADD Mothers against drunk driving got a ticket for DWI :)
Candy Lightner has never had a DWI. Another lie, Charlie.

http://www2.potsdam.edu/hansondj/Controversie...

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#16 Mar 26, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
In Texas you used to be able to drive and drink a beer. Drinking and driving isn't the problem. Drunk driving is the problem. The woman who founded MADD Mothers against drunk driving got a ticket for DWI :)
In Ohio that is what we call Buzz driving and has the same penalty as drunk driving..:)

Most states use to not enforce drunk driving or driving after you had a few. I've done it many times. But we are more informed now than we were then about all the deaths and destruction caused by our reckless behavior..

Times have changed..

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#17 Mar 26, 2013
Luck of the Irish ....???
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#18 Mar 26, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Candy Lightner has never had a DWI. Another lie, Charlie.
http://www2.potsdam.edu/hansondj/Controversie...
although true, so is your bromance with geno
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#20 Mar 26, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
In Texas you used to be able to drive and drink a beer. Drinking and driving isn't the problem. Drunk driving is the problem. The woman who founded MADD Mothers against drunk driving got a ticket for DWI :)
Was obliged to go to 'drivers' school' recently.
Some of the shit I learned about the physics of alcohol, and its affect on driving awareness, reflexes, and judgement was astounding.
eg: On Saturday night you have from friends over: Party breaks up at 1100pm, and you immediately go to bed, totally shitfaced.
The next morning at 900am, you're driving to IHOP, and get stopped by a cop on a failure to yield deal.
He smells a bit of alcohol on you, tests you, and you're popped for a dui.
Turns out, 8 hours after your last beer, your blood alcohol is still over the limit.

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#21 Mar 26, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
In Texas you used to be able to drive and drink a beer. Drinking and driving isn't the problem. Drunk driving is the problem. The woman who founded MADD Mothers against drunk driving got a ticket for DWI :)
So, what you're really meaning to say is, they'll get that pina colada from you when they pry it from your cold, dead hands?

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#22 Mar 26, 2013
Ferrerman wrote:
<quoted text>So, what you're really meaning to say is, they'll get that pina colada from you when they pry it from your cold, dead hands?
You kill me !!@! in a good way.

When I bury my hubby, lets say you and me hitch up. Hell, why not? I've already inherited your haters

lol

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#23 Mar 26, 2013
Rose of Tralee wrote:
<quoted text>
You kill me !!@! in a good way.
When I bury my hubby, lets say you and me hitch up. Hell, why not? I've already inherited your haters
lol
Deal!
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#24 Mar 26, 2013
Rose of Tralee wrote:
<quoted text>
You kill me !!@! in a good way.
He has that effect on the clinically brain dead, it would seem. The rest of us he just kills with boredom, and that's not a good thing.

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