Man killed in bed by falling cow

Jul 14, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Anorak

Mr de Souza was in bed with his wife Leni in their Caratinga, Brazil, home when the cow fell through the ceiling.

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Jul 14, 2013
 
He must of been a butcher in his past life. RIP.

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Uh Clem wrote:
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lol!!

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....I just know there's an Oprah Winfrey joke in there somewhere!!!!

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Maybe he was committing harrycowery.
Was it attempted cowaside ?

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#45
Jul 15, 2013
 
Damn it, Geno. You were warned about tiptoeing around on roof tops.

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Sir Moos a Lot wrote:
<quoted text>I bet it ran out of fuel . Hay , DUCK !
Don't they have Japanese cowboys in Brasil, evidently they can't land a cow any better than they land 777s.

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Ever playe the old * bit game "Earthworm Jim"?

To start you jump onto a seesaw and the cow on the other end goes up in the air...

Then of course & end game, the cow comes back down.

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What a cowtastrophe.......and udderly sad.
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Jul 15, 2013
 
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What a cowtastrophe.......and udderly sad.
Still no news on Oprah?

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They told that cow countless times not to shower upstairs. But did it listen?

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Jul 15, 2013
 
Moooo've over dude! I'm sleeping with your little heifer tonight.

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Attic cow is not amused.

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Talk about an unexpected guest dropping in..........

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#54
Jul 15, 2013
 
Or maybe he should have watched what he wished for.......

Maybe he wised for all the Beef he would need for a life time to just drop into his lap........

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#55
Jul 15, 2013
 
Maybe the cow was tight rope walking over the top of neighborhood high rise apartment buildings .

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Any wonder why bovine base jumping has been outlawed in all 50 States?

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Splat!!!

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Holy Cow !! The bungie cord broke .

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#58
Jul 15, 2013
 
The man was always telling Ol' Bessie he wanted more cowbell.
Now they'll never get to record Don't Fear the Reaper.

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Jul 17, 2013
 
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Still no news on Oprah?
Oprah's been busy grazing between meals...

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Cowabunga?*I know...groan*

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