Man killed in bed by falling cow

Man killed in bed by falling cow

There are 71 comments on the Anorak story from Jul 14, 2013, titled Man killed in bed by falling cow. In it, Anorak reports that:

Mr de Souza was in bed with his wife Leni in their Caratinga, Brazil, home when the cow fell through the ceiling.

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Since: Jul 07

Burnaby, Canada

#41 Jul 14, 2013
He must of been a butcher in his past life. RIP.

“Somewhere within...”

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#42 Jul 14, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
#CowNado
lol!!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#43 Jul 15, 2013
....I just know there's an Oprah Winfrey joke in there somewhere!!!!

“Dads Cow Force”

Since: Mar 12

POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#44 Jul 15, 2013
Maybe he was committing harrycowery.
Was it attempted cowaside ?

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

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Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#45 Jul 15, 2013
Damn it, Geno. You were warned about tiptoeing around on roof tops.

“To contract new debts...”

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is not the way to pay old ones

#46 Jul 15, 2013
Sir Moos a Lot wrote:
<quoted text>I bet it ran out of fuel . Hay , DUCK !
Don't they have Japanese cowboys in Brasil, evidently they can't land a cow any better than they land 777s.

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formerly Nuneaton

#47 Jul 15, 2013
Ever playe the old * bit game "Earthworm Jim"?

To start you jump onto a seesaw and the cow on the other end goes up in the air...

Then of course & end game, the cow comes back down.

Have a nice day: Ag

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#48 Jul 15, 2013
What a cowtastrophe.......and udderly sad.
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#49 Jul 15, 2013
DILF wrote:
What a cowtastrophe.......and udderly sad.
Still no news on Oprah?

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#50 Jul 15, 2013
They told that cow countless times not to shower upstairs. But did it listen?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#51 Jul 15, 2013
Moooo've over dude! I'm sleeping with your little heifer tonight.

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United States

#52 Jul 15, 2013
Attic cow is not amused.

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#53 Jul 15, 2013
Talk about an unexpected guest dropping in..........

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#54 Jul 15, 2013
Or maybe he should have watched what he wished for.......

Maybe he wised for all the Beef he would need for a life time to just drop into his lap........

“Dads Cow Force”

Since: Mar 12

POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#55 Jul 15, 2013
Maybe the cow was tight rope walking over the top of neighborhood high rise apartment buildings .

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#56 Jul 15, 2013
Any wonder why bovine base jumping has been outlawed in all 50 States?

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Splat!!!

“Dads Cow Force”

Since: Mar 12

POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#57 Jul 15, 2013
Holy Cow !! The bungie cord broke .

“Somewhere within...”

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#58 Jul 15, 2013
The man was always telling Ol' Bessie he wanted more cowbell.
Now they'll never get to record Don't Fear the Reaper.

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#59 Jul 17, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Still no news on Oprah?
Oprah's been busy grazing between meals...

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#60 Jul 17, 2013
Cowabunga?*I know...groan*

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