Man killed in bed by falling cow

Jul 14, 2013 Full story: Anorak 71

Mr de Souza was in bed with his wife Leni in their Caratinga, Brazil, home when the cow fell through the ceiling.

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#21 Jul 14, 2013
...an udderly frightful way to go...

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Indianapolis, IN

#22 Jul 14, 2013
He dung been crushed.

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New York, NY

#23 Jul 14, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Yo cow! Missed the moon ..did ya?
Cows only jump over the moon when farmers have cold hands, silly...
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New Baltimore, MI

#24 Jul 14, 2013
Why was this freak in bed with a cow?

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POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#25 Jul 14, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Cows only jump over the moon when farmers have cold hands, silly...
New movie . Cow on a Hot Tin Roof .

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#26 Jul 14, 2013
I read it several times, I expected it to be a really big person or something. You know, someone as big as a cow!

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#27 Jul 14, 2013
Kimberling wrote:
I read it several times, I expected it to be a really big person or something. You know, someone as big as a cow!
...paula deen??...

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#28 Jul 14, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Cows only jump over the moon when farmers have cold hands, silly...
Oh, I see, the cow was just trying to out moo'neuver the farmers cold hands and jumped unto an unstable roof.

Got 'cha.

“Dads Cow Force”

Since: Mar 12

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#29 Jul 14, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
Cows only jump over the moon when farmers have cold hands, silly...
Wasn't it a little boy chaseing a man with a spoon and the cow jumped over the moon , nursery rhyme an too lazy to google it now .

“Dads Cow Force”

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POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#30 Jul 14, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...paula deen??...
Maybe it was that old woman doing a wendys commercial . Where's The Beef ?

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#31 Jul 14, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh, I see, the cow was just trying to out moo'neuver the farmers cold hands and jumped unto an unstable roof.
Got 'cha.
Right...and ifn the cows horns worked the deceased farmer woulda had time to get out of the way...

“Yeah, but...”

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MILKY WAY

#32 Jul 14, 2013
Got milk?

“Dads Cow Force”

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#33 Jul 14, 2013
SirPrize wrote:
Got milk?
Nope , Brangus so I have Beef . I didn't read the article so maybe it's a milk cow . Guess I need to read it .

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#34 Jul 14, 2013
Sir Moos a Lot wrote:
<quoted text>Nope , Brangus so I have Beef . I didn't read the article so maybe it's a milk cow . Guess I need to read it .
Article didn't say so the cow may have fallen out of the chopper sling going to feed that big alligator in Lake Placid 4 movie .

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Indianapolis, IN

#35 Jul 14, 2013
Large cowliber field artillery?

“Dads Cow Force”

Since: Mar 12

POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#36 Jul 14, 2013
Cow Force night time parachute training .
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#37 Jul 14, 2013
They count sheep in Utah...among other things.

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#38 Jul 14, 2013
I thought that guy had some horse sense. But no...

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#39 Jul 14, 2013
The guy's life was at steak!

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#40 Jul 14, 2013
I heard he was trying a new weight lifting routine using cowbarbells .

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