Man killed in bed by falling cow

Man killed in bed by falling cow

There are 71 comments on the Anorak story from Jul 14, 2013, titled Man killed in bed by falling cow. In it, Anorak reports that:

Mr de Souza was in bed with his wife Leni in their Caratinga, Brazil, home when the cow fell through the ceiling.

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“Vintage 1949”

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lightly salted

#21 Jul 14, 2013
...an udderly frightful way to go...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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South Bend, IN

#22 Jul 14, 2013
He dung been crushed.

“Vintage 1949”

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#23 Jul 14, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Yo cow! Missed the moon ..did ya?
Cows only jump over the moon when farmers have cold hands, silly...
Faith

New Baltimore, MI

#24 Jul 14, 2013
Why was this freak in bed with a cow?

“Dads Cow Force”

Since: Mar 12

POKEATWAT FARMS .

#25 Jul 14, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Cows only jump over the moon when farmers have cold hands, silly...
New movie . Cow on a Hot Tin Roof .

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#26 Jul 14, 2013
I read it several times, I expected it to be a really big person or something. You know, someone as big as a cow!

“Vintage 1949”

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#27 Jul 14, 2013
Kimberling wrote:
I read it several times, I expected it to be a really big person or something. You know, someone as big as a cow!
...paula deen??...

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#28 Jul 14, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
Cows only jump over the moon when farmers have cold hands, silly...
Oh, I see, the cow was just trying to out moo'neuver the farmers cold hands and jumped unto an unstable roof.

Got 'cha.

“Dads Cow Force”

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#29 Jul 14, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
Cows only jump over the moon when farmers have cold hands, silly...
Wasn't it a little boy chaseing a man with a spoon and the cow jumped over the moon , nursery rhyme an too lazy to google it now .

“Dads Cow Force”

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#30 Jul 14, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...paula deen??...
Maybe it was that old woman doing a wendys commercial . Where's The Beef ?

“Vintage 1949”

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#31 Jul 14, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh, I see, the cow was just trying to out moo'neuver the farmers cold hands and jumped unto an unstable roof.
Got 'cha.
Right...and ifn the cows horns worked the deceased farmer woulda had time to get out of the way...

“Yeah, but...”

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MILKY WAY

#32 Jul 14, 2013
Got milk?

“Dads Cow Force”

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#33 Jul 14, 2013
SirPrize wrote:
Got milk?
Nope , Brangus so I have Beef . I didn't read the article so maybe it's a milk cow . Guess I need to read it .

“Dads Cow Force”

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#34 Jul 14, 2013
Sir Moos a Lot wrote:
<quoted text>Nope , Brangus so I have Beef . I didn't read the article so maybe it's a milk cow . Guess I need to read it .
Article didn't say so the cow may have fallen out of the chopper sling going to feed that big alligator in Lake Placid 4 movie .

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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South Bend, IN

#35 Jul 14, 2013
Large cowliber field artillery?

“Dads Cow Force”

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#36 Jul 14, 2013
Cow Force night time parachute training .
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#37 Jul 14, 2013
They count sheep in Utah...among other things.

“The Car”

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#38 Jul 14, 2013
I thought that guy had some horse sense. But no...

“The Car”

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#39 Jul 14, 2013
The guy's life was at steak!

“Dads Cow Force”

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#40 Jul 14, 2013
I heard he was trying a new weight lifting routine using cowbarbells .

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