Man killed in bed by falling cow

Man killed in bed by falling cow

There are 71 comments on the Anorak story from Jul 14, 2013, titled Man killed in bed by falling cow. In it, Anorak reports that:

Mr de Souza was in bed with his wife Leni in their Caratinga, Brazil, home when the cow fell through the ceiling.

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Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#1 Jul 14, 2013
Now, that's some offbeatmthrfknshit yo!!!

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South Bend, IN

#2 Jul 14, 2013
#CowNado

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#3 Jul 14, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
#CowNado
Morning Clem . It wasn't one of my cows . I promise .
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#4 Jul 14, 2013
Yes,,In Brazil they have flying cows,,,this one just crash landed.(probly got distracted),,,

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#5 Jul 14, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
Yes,,In Brazil they have flying cows,,,this one just crash landed.(probly got distracted),,,
I bet it ran out of fuel . Hay , DUCK !

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Orion's Belt

#6 Jul 14, 2013
Yo cow! Missed the moon ..did ya?

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Orion's Belt

#7 Jul 14, 2013
The mother may not have raised her son to die by falling cow. But she did raise him to get his romp roasted on Offbeat.

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#8 Jul 14, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Yo cow! Missed the moon ..did ya?
Yup but it's a lot more in this herd that might try it .

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#9 Jul 14, 2013
errr...make that 'rump'...and it makes the joke.

I will work on proof reading and spell check.

(thanks Toastup for bringing me back to see that)
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#10 Jul 14, 2013
Pilot error...

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#11 Jul 14, 2013
were there no udders around
to cushion the blow.. and comfort him(:

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#12 Jul 14, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
were there no udders around
to cushion the blow.. and comfort him(:
Think it was a bull so not much use on the farm anymore with a broken male part from the fall .

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#13 Jul 14, 2013
That new "falling bovine" snooze setting ups the ante on sleeping in!

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#14 Jul 14, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
That new "falling bovine" snooze setting ups the ante on sleeping in!
Gives a whole new outlook on a bigger than bird poop hazard .

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#15 Jul 14, 2013
I flashed back to that scene in the Monty Python movie where they use a catapult to fling cows over the wall into a fort! This wasn't that dramatic, but I've said it before and I'll say it again when your number comes up, it's up.

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#16 Jul 14, 2013
It was rather a moo'ving moment.

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#17 Jul 14, 2013
Run!!! It's a cowvalanche!!!

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"On the blackest of night"

#18 Jul 14, 2013
It wasn't iron, it was a hot tin roof. Since the cow came from a hill and not a cliff, it's a good thing the cow was such a good long jumper. No, the cow didn't live upstairs, there is no upstairs. The man's mother didn't bring him up to be killed by a falling cow, she thought it would be by a flying pig for sure!

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#19 Jul 14, 2013
a nitemare

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South Bend, IN

#20 Jul 14, 2013
Cows can fly? When pigs fly!

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