Thor Just Became Female

Thor Just Became Female

There are 15 comments on the KCOL-AM Fort Collins story from Jul 16, 2014, titled Thor Just Became Female. In it, KCOL-AM Fort Collins reports that:

We have seen the future Thor, and she is female: In a rather startling change, Marvel revealed today what it calls "one of the most shocking and exciting changes" to rattle the ranks of its biggest heroes - it seems our "classic Thunder God" is no longer worthy of the mighty hammer, Mjlnir, and so Marvel is rolling out a new female character to ... (more)

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Xstain Mullah Franchisee

Philadelphia, PA

#1 Jul 16, 2014
Marvel seems desperate to appeal to a new genitaleration of superhero comics readers.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2 Jul 17, 2014
Now we will get thunderstorms at least once a month.

“The beard faded...”

Since: May 14

to 62 shades of gray

#3 Jul 17, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Now we will get thunderstorms at least once a month.
Like acid rain, but red?
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#4 Jul 17, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Now we will get thunderstorms at least once a month.
And maybe THORnavels too,,,,,,
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#5 Jul 17, 2014
Also,,be on the look-out for Tamphoons on the Hung Kong side of the world,,,,,

“Studying the Human Conditon”

Since: Jan 14

Appling, GA, USA

#6 Jul 17, 2014
Xstain Mullah Franchisee wrote:
Marvel seems desperate to appeal to a new genitaleration of superhero comics readers.
Agreed! It will be the same being. It just gets a Transgender operation. The comics are going to the dogs. One can only hope, for the sake of the Marvel stockholders, that there are enough LGBT comic book buyers.

(P.S. archiecomics.com has killed off the main character, Archie. He took a bullet saving a gay dude. I wonder if the name will change to "Gay Dude Comics".
Close very close

Provo, UT

#7 Jul 17, 2014
Xstain Mullah Franchisee wrote:
Marvel seems desperate to appeal to a new genitaleration of superhero comics readers.
New marketing ploy aimed at the basement dwelling nerd crowd. Now they'll have something new to beat off to.
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#8 Jul 17, 2014
Hmm,, A girl named THOR,,,, nuff' said..
Rick Perry s Closet

Philadelphia, PA

#9 Jul 17, 2014
rahx wrote:
<quoted text>
Agreed! It will be the same being. It just gets a Transgender operation. The comics are going to the dogs. One can only hope, for the sake of the Marvel stockholders, that there are enough LGBT comic book buyers.
(P.S. archiecomics.com has killed off the main character, Archie. He took a bullet saving a gay dude. I wonder if the name will change to "Gay Dude Comics".
We know you "wonder."

That doesn't have to be enough lgbt comics buyers. Str8 allies rule in that space. And in science fiction. And in corporate America. And in the entertainment industry. And in higher education.

They just don't have a problem with variations in sexual orientation.
Rick Perry s Closet

Philadelphia, PA

#10 Jul 17, 2014
Close very close wrote:
<quoted text>New marketing ploy aimed at the basement dwelling nerd crowd. Now they'll have something new to beat off to.
Are the baptisms by proxy done out on the lawn?

I mean, speaking of basement dwelling. Cults keep secrets, right? That's a major warning sign.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#12 Jul 17, 2014
Is Odin pissed off about this? Also, she may want to stay away from nipple piercings with all that electricity stuff going off. Just sayin'
Stretch Armstrong

Huntington, NY

#13 Jul 17, 2014
That's OK, I hear the new Wonder Woman has a package......

Therefore it's pretty much even.

“Studying the Human Conditon”

Since: Jan 14

Appling, GA, USA

#14 Jul 17, 2014
Old Joke:

One morning in Valhalla, the thunder god awoke with a splitting headache from a little too much mead during the nightly orgy. He rose and went seeking a little "hair of the Valkyrie" in the great hall. There he saw one of the new Vals and she was looking good.
approaching her, he said, "Fair Morning, I'm Thor." She looked at him through blood shot eyes and said, "Me too. I'm tho thore, I can hardly pith."

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#15 Jul 18, 2014
Hey Thor, make me a sammich! And knit me a sweater!
Geico Insurance

Huntington, NY

#16 Jul 18, 2014
Please don't let the new Thor drive a car.

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