Toddler Breaches White House Fence, Gets Timeout

Aug 8, 2014 Full story: 700WLW Cincinnati 10

The White House was briefly locked down yesterday evening as Secret Service members scrambled to intercept what turned out to be a minor threat: a toddler who had given his parents the slip and squeezed through the White House fence.

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redsonya13

Freeport, TX

#1 Aug 8, 2014
Bwaahahahahahaha...some security.

“Happy Holidays”

Since: Nov 07

"you get back what you give"

#2 Aug 8, 2014
Seems like a cute story, but.... thankfully no one in "security" was trigger-happy that day.
Gotta keep an eye on them buggers, they are fast! ;~)

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Since: Nov 07

"you get back what you give"

#3 Aug 8, 2014
Okay, now this comment is just plain cute; "We were going to wait until he learned to talk to question him, but in lieu of that he got a timeout and was sent on [his] way with his parents," a Secret Service spokesman says.

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Shirvel s Shrivel

Philadelphia, PA

#4 Aug 8, 2014
"A toddler who had given his parents the slip and squeezed through the White House fence."

Toddler?

More like Mutant.

You can get past the bars in the White House fence, but you can't get one past me.
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#5 Aug 8, 2014
The kid is a Russian spy...!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#6 Aug 8, 2014
Simply_Red wrote:
Seems like a cute story, but.... thankfully no one in "security" was trigger-happy that day.
Gotta keep an eye on them buggers, they are fast! ;~)
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

Level 3

Since: Mar 07

formerly Nuneaton

#8 Aug 11, 2014
Looks like they had a minor security breach.

Have a nice day: Ag

“Denny Crain”

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#9 Aug 11, 2014
Look like it is secure as our borders :( How many terrorist have entered our country?
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#10 Aug 11, 2014
NOT. FAIR!!! Obama NEVER!!!! Gets a time and out!!!!

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

Level 3

Since: Mar 07

formerly Nuneaton

#11 Aug 13, 2014
Found: mini me...

Still searching for: Dr Evil...

Rest of entourage such as Fat B*stard may still also be at large (this one also very difficult to find as looks lots like security team during Bush regime time in office). Also looks like Obama regime got its mojo back...

Happy hunting... lol.

Have a nice day: Ag

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