Man arrested for sex with inflatable ...

Man arrested for sex with inflatable doll in cinema never even bought her a ticket

There are 37 comments on the Anorak story from May 26, 2013, titled Man arrested for sex with inflatable doll in cinema never even bought her a ticket. In it, Anorak reports that:

"IT is not unheard of that a couple will go to the cinema for a bit of privacy, but in this case he didn't even buy a second ticket - he had his girlfriend hidden under his jacket and only blew her up when he got inside." So says the manager of the shopping centre in Guadalupe, northern Mexico, of It's not reported what happened to the " girlfriend ... (more)

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#24 May 26, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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I'm pretty sure the snack of choice was Goobers...
No...milk duds more than likely...

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#25 May 26, 2013
Why shouldn't he have the right to love who he wants to love?? Might as well give HIS partner equality as well.

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#26 May 26, 2013
starringuandi wrote:
Why shouldn't he have the right to love who he wants to love?? Might as well give HIS partner equality as well.
...are you implying his partner, sharing the same qualities as an old inner tube, needs to be rotated every 5000 miles?...

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#27 May 26, 2013
How did he get it in, folded up in his pocket?
lol

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#28 May 26, 2013
[QUOTE who="Ester Rolle's nostrils"]Did he sodomize her or was it vaginal sex? They did not say what position they were in.[/QUOTE]

Looking for pointers, eh?

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#29 May 26, 2013
This explains the hole in the bottom of the popcorn box and why he was insisting he would butter his own popcorn.

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#30 May 26, 2013
reebie wrote:
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hahahaha...
wassup sistah?
not too much at moment...totally relaxed & happy tired...wanna take in a movie? lmao

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#31 May 26, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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not too much at moment...totally relaxed & happy tired...wanna take in a movie? lmao
I'll bring the compressor!

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#32 May 26, 2013
Mister Mysterious wrote:
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I'll bring the compressor!
LOL...no need, my cardboard Marlboro man will be escorting me ...lol
pedro

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#33 May 26, 2013
probably the only date marine corps pat can get.

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#34 May 26, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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LOL...no need, my cardboard Marlboro man will be escorting me ...lol
hahahaha!

Now there's a night out the theatre owner would never forget - a gang of guys and gals all carrying inflatable dates, cardboard cutouts and mannequins into the show.

My god, I may have to do this.

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#35 May 26, 2013
Mister Mysterious wrote:
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hahahaha!
Now there's a night out the theatre owner would never forget - a gang of guys and gals all carrying inflatable dates, cardboard cutouts and mannequins into the show.
My god, I may have to do this.
throw in a few mimes & it's a party!!!

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#36 May 26, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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throw in a few mimes & it's a party!!!
The guy I dated in college was a mime. I broke his heart and he never spoke to me again. ;) He did express his feeling for me at the end of the semester talent competition:
http://youtu.be/k9TRFSEMDNA...
beatlesinthebog

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#37 May 27, 2013
Bad Bex wrote:
How did he get it in, folded up in his pocket?
lol
Internally.

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#38 May 27, 2013
hahaha...

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#39 May 27, 2013
This incident has been blown way out of proportion.
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#40 May 27, 2013
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