If you were invisable, what's the fir...

If you were invisable, what's the first thing you would do?

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“Hocus Pocus”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

Fish bones choke us

#1 Jan 28, 2014
Haunt my brother, lol
He's scared of ghost!

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#2 Jan 28, 2014
Become a 1950's Birdseye Fishstick.....I think my father may still have some in his freezer.

“Hocus Pocus”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

Fish bones choke us

#3 Jan 28, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Become a 1950's Birdseye Fishstick.....I think my father may still have some in his freezer.
LOL!

Maybe I would sneak into the police department and see just how many donuts they eat, lol
Otis B Goode

Huntington, NY

#4 Jan 28, 2014
Punch Al Sharpton in the face.

8-)
just saying

Faber, VA

#5 Jan 28, 2014
I would go to my out laws house and mess with them, get back at them for everything they have done to me & my kids. All the lies the monster told on me.( like telling pp I tried to run her over, when all I did was make fun of her teeth) i would start with the step monsters teeth first, removing them one by one. i would do take my time with them both. Then I would go after a home wrecker Friend of the step monsters. To bad this is just imaginary & just for fun. In real life I know I could never truly hurt anyone. Sometimes it's fun to imagine though. I can always dream lol!
Think Big

United States

#6 Jan 28, 2014
Haunt the president to get him to do my bidding.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#7 Jan 28, 2014
I would go straight to my bosses office and mess with him....

to payroll office and give well deserved raises to other employees.......

to the neighbors and see what really goes on over there......

to Washington, where I would help Senators and Congressman vote...

I would seek out able bodied persons on welfare and SSI....I would torture them into WANTING to work!

I would seek child abusers who I would SERIOUSLY hurt.......

this list could go on forever!!!

“Hocus Pocus”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

Fish bones choke us

#8 Jan 28, 2014
Oh man .... how about taking your car out for a spin, lol
lol

Faber, VA

#9 Jan 28, 2014
Fish_sticks wrote:
Oh man .... how about taking your car out for a spin, lol
My tire was fixed last night. That would be fun lol

“He said What?!”

Level 5

Since: Feb 10

No Way! LOL

#10 Jan 28, 2014
Fish_sticks wrote:
Oh man .... how about taking your car out for a spin, lol
:-) http://youtu.be/9p8rdIkjGbk...
youranus

Boise, ID

#11 Jan 28, 2014
I'd poop on the pres's head and give him the mustache and the meal he deserves.
Payback

Huntington, NY

#12 Jan 29, 2014
I'd eat broccoli, burritos, onions, and tunafish and then follow my neighbor around in the supermarket and just keep farting loudly....

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#13 Jan 29, 2014
Visit a Gym..and PINCH all the Men's AZZES!!
Rosie ODonnel

Huntington, NY

#14 Jan 30, 2014
I'd hunt me down some good looking white chicks and go down town!!!

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#15 Jan 30, 2014
Colorado Chick wrote:
Visit a Gym..and PINCH all the Men's AZZES!!
Yes, I hadn't thought of that , but YES, great idea!!!!

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#16 Jan 30, 2014
Walk around the mall tapping people on the shoulder........

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#17 Feb 1, 2014
Payback wrote:
I'd eat broccoli, burritos, onions, and tunafish and then follow my neighbor around in the supermarket and just keep farting loudly....
HAHAHA! Good one.

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#19 Feb 1, 2014
Get aboard an airplane headed for a warmer climate.. brrr!

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#20 Feb 1, 2014
May I share ... again?

How much time YA got?

*winkin'@U@mmmK

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#21 Feb 1, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
I would go straight to my bosses office and mess with him....
to payroll office and give well deserved raises to other employees.......
to the neighbors and see what really goes on over there......
to Washington, where I would help Senators and Congressman vote...
I would seek out able bodied persons on welfare and SSI....I would torture them into WANTING to work!
I would seek child abusers who I would SERIOUSLY hurt.......
this list could go on forever!!!
You've got my vote. Now,... how about WE ALL make it happen? Got any resources or know where you may acquire some ... more? I do and I know ... they call it OPM. Know what that is NObody ..? Other Peoples Monies.

Only thing is ... trying to do it invisible in not the best way.
Does that make you wish to ponder a bit more the ... possibilities?
I may be accused of thinking too much, but it didn't always hurt.
It's when we dwell and rehash ,,, predict our own doom,... with out own words, no less.

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