WARNING!!! Failure to Tithe is Sures...
Thank Goodness

United States

#26 Mar 19, 2013
Preacher wrote:
All those who are not members of a Church better be ready for a real crusher! Not just members, but Audience people are ALSO required to tithe! Even HOMELESS people are required to TITHE!!! Low income? Too bad, sore loser! "If anyone want life, let him deny himself, take up his Cross, and follow Me!" Poverty, starvation, homeless, and lack of rest are REQUIRED of you! You are to CRUCIFY the Flesh! And that means WAAAY more than just abandoning your sinful nature! It REQUIRES you to DENY the flesh food, water, rest, warmth, shelter, joy, and EVERYTHING! Too cold for you to go to church? You need to be WILLING to DIE in the deep freeze; in fact, only DEATH of the BODY is EVER to stop you from paying your tithes! Man has FAILED the Lord allready in the Garden of Eden, so if you are desparately hungry, homeless, freezing cold, thirsty, remember that Man Has NO RIGHT to BE on the Earth AT ALL!!!
We have the all mighty Obama to help us reach those lofty goals. You know, homeless, starved, poverty, etc. And here I thought he was vacationing all the time on our dime because he liked it!!!

But, for real, give it up, Ferret. You've been reported so many time this month, that when they ban you, you might just actually physically disappear. No big loss to the blogging community, at least.

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#27 Mar 19, 2013
Thank Goodness wrote:
<quoted text>We have the all mighty Obama to help us reach those lofty goals. You know, homeless, starved, poverty, etc. And here I thought he was vacationing all the time on our dime because he liked it!!!
But, for real, give it up, Ferret. You've been reported so many time this month, that when they ban you, you might just actually physically disappear. No big loss to the blogging community, at least.
http://www.bartcop.com/jesus-the-conservative...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#28 Mar 19, 2013
This songs for you preacher, since your so fond of using the right hand of the devil to promote your religious propaganda bull sh!t.

http://youtu.be/yqCitYJ8IHo

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#29 Mar 19, 2013
I believe in GOD! BUT God did NOT make money! Why would he want money? What would he do with it? Buy the world?????

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#30 Mar 19, 2013
Preacher wrote:
All those who are not members of a Church better be ready for a real crusher! Not just members, but Audience people are ALSO required to tithe! Even HOMELESS people are required to TITHE!!! Low income? Too bad, sore loser! "If anyone want life, let him deny himself, take up his Cross, and follow Me!" Poverty, starvation, homeless, and lack of rest are REQUIRED of you! You are to CRUCIFY the Flesh! And that means WAAAY more than just abandoning your sinful nature! It REQUIRES you to DENY the flesh food, water, rest, warmth, shelter, joy, and EVERYTHING! Too cold for you to go to church? You need to be WILLING to DIE in the deep freeze; in fact, only DEATH of the BODY is EVER to stop you from paying your tithes! Man has FAILED the Lord allready in the Garden of Eden, so if you are desparately hungry, homeless, freezing cold, thirsty, remember that Man Has NO RIGHT to BE on the Earth AT ALL!!!
Is the body thy temple??? So you are axeing me to do a bunch of stuff to harm my temple...you religous nutbags, no offense, need to make up your minds...harm thy temple or dont harm thy temple???

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#31 Mar 19, 2013
Patricia Backora wrote:
The exact opposite is true. Galatians teaches that if you keep the Old Law, or any part of it, and you fall out of the grace of God and out of Christ. In Acts 15 the apostles said repeatedly that converted Gentiles were NOT to keep the Old Jewish Law. They mentioned just FOUR (4) things : Abstain from blood, fornication, things strangled, and things offered to idols. No mention of tithing. Paul did not teach his converts to tithe, and he never collected them, or he would have been a rich man. OT priests did NOT pay tithes, and we're priests too (I Pet.2:5,9). So it is a sin to take tithes from christ's royal priesthood.
Whodda thunk it....I thought you couldnt feed em after midnight or pour water on them.

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#32 Mar 19, 2013
Money is the rule of all evil.

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#33 Mar 19, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Money is the rule of all evil.
The LOVE of money is the root of all evil...and YES I believing in tithing 10%...
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#34 Mar 19, 2013
Pastor Pete wrote:
"Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?" Jesus replied: "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: Love your neighbor as yourself."....Matthew 22:36-39.
Nice try! You gotta do WAAAY better than that in order to stay out of Hell!

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#35 Mar 20, 2013
along that same line- you can't buy your way in either preacher...

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#36 Mar 20, 2013
Dudedad wrote:
along that same line- you can't buy your way in either preacher...
I agree! Who is telling you to give? The preacher! Money is man made, if God wanted money he would have made money trees!!!!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#37 Mar 20, 2013
Preacher wrote:
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Nice try! You gotta do WAAAY better than that in order to stay out of Hell!
Im sure god is real pleased with your way of bringing lost souls closer to him ( sarcasm ) surely you know babes in Christ aren't ready for the meat and must receive the milk first. I just wonder how many people, how many souls you've discouraged to even bother to seek out Christ as their lord and savior.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#38 Mar 20, 2013
Preacher wrote:
All those who are not members of a Church better be ready for a real crusher! Not just members, but Audience people are ALSO required to tithe! Even HOMELESS people are required to TITHE!!! Low income? Too bad, sore loser! "If anyone want life, let him deny himself, take up his Cross, and follow Me!" Poverty, starvation, homeless, and lack of rest are REQUIRED of you! You are to CRUCIFY the Flesh! And that means WAAAY more than just abandoning your sinful nature! It REQUIRES you to DENY the flesh food, water, rest, warmth, shelter, joy, and EVERYTHING! Too cold for you to go to church? You need to be WILLING to DIE in the deep freeze; in fact, only DEATH of the BODY is EVER to stop you from paying your tithes! Man has FAILED the Lord allready in the Garden of Eden, so if you are desparately hungry, homeless, freezing cold, thirsty, remember that Man Has NO RIGHT to BE on the Earth AT ALL!!!
Foolish human. To tithe is to give one tenth of what you do. This is to help others. If you farm, you give one tenth of what you farm to others. If are a cook ..you give a tenth to feed others. So forth and so on...

You can take your church and go straight to hell with it, hypocrite.
The churches were warned. Best read up on that.

Paul in the bible was the first Jim Jones. I see you like his teachings. You, as he or nut jobs.

No one should give a dime to a church. We should all help our fellow man..regardless what we believe in or not.

Here is something else you half wit. Only God knows what is in the hearts of mankind. Only He knows the hairs upon our heads.

I doubt He will even know your name. And I bet he knows what is that dark stop in your chest.

What do you call yourself on other threads? You do get around.

Yes..I know..I am going to hell.~laughs~
Iris Krupp

Los Angeles, CA

#39 Mar 20, 2013
Preacher wrote:
All those who are not members of a Church better be ready for a real crusher! Not just members, but Audience people are ALSO required to tithe! Even HOMELESS people are required to TITHE!!! Low income? Too bad, sore loser! "If anyone want life, let him deny himself, take up his Cross, and follow Me!" Poverty, starvation, homeless, and lack of rest are REQUIRED of you! You are to CRUCIFY the Flesh! And that means WAAAY more than just abandoning your sinful nature! It REQUIRES you to DENY the flesh food, water, rest, warmth, shelter, joy, and EVERYTHING! Too cold for you to go to church? You need to be WILLING to DIE in the deep freeze; in fact, only DEATH of the BODY is EVER to stop you from paying your tithes! Man has FAILED the Lord allready in the Garden of Eden, so if you are desparately hungry, homeless, freezing cold, thirsty, remember that Man Has NO RIGHT to BE on the Earth AT ALL!!!
Easy there, retard. You're talking out your b.utthole again.

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#40 Mar 21, 2013
Iris Krupp wrote:
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Easy there, retard. You're talking out your b.utthole again.


Where's the Butt Hole Judge Button???? We need one on there along with some other judge buttons!

:)

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#41 Mar 21, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
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Where's the Butt Hole Judge Button???? We need one on there along with some other judge buttons!
:)
You just reply with one of these...(!) or you could use this one (*)

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#42 Mar 21, 2013
oops...did it wrong dammit...(!) or (*)

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#43 Mar 21, 2013
I give up
Moishe Finkelbaum

Medford, NY

#44 Mar 21, 2013
I made a deal with God, now I only tithe 6%.
It's all in the negotiating.

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#45 Mar 21, 2013
TITHE
transitive verb
1: to pay or give a tenth part of especially for the support of the church
2: to levy a tithe on
intransitive verb
: to give a tenth of one's income as a tithe

I gave at the office.

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