I invented all usa patents now I want...

I invented all usa patents now I want reward

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#2 Jul 3, 2014
Figured you'd be from Kenya?
SLACK

Union City, MI

#3 Jul 3, 2014
I got two cents he can have

“Vintage 1949”

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...lightly salted...

#4 Jul 3, 2014
I am the Creator wrote:
from mid 1995 to end of 2015
all Amazon books too for a period of 15 years I invented
Really...
Your Slap Chop food chopper machine is a piece of shlt and I want my $19.95 plus shipping refunded...
buck

Atlanta, GA

#5 Jul 3, 2014
dang man shut the sht up man spirit girl missin she in danger by that fella.
SLACK

Union City, MI

#6 Jul 3, 2014
buck wrote:
dang man shut the sht up man spirit girl missin she in danger by that fella.
dean?

“Vintage 1949”

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...lightly salted...

#7 Jul 3, 2014
buck wrote:
dang man shut the sht up man spirit girl missin she in danger by that fella.
spirit?...
buck

Phoenix, AZ

#8 Jul 3, 2014
dang man shut sht up spirit girl done shot her self dead man.

“Vintage 1949”

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#9 Jul 3, 2014
buck wrote:
dang man shut sht up spirit girl done shot her self dead man.
...right...
Norman(ha!) Greenbaum

“Where is Cookeville?”

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Cookeville

#10 Jul 3, 2014
Welcome back, China.

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Formerly From Kenya

#11 Jul 3, 2014
I'd be willing to say you probably had a hand in the Ronco pocket fisherman but 'all' patents...errr...that would be a whole other stroke of luck..

“Alive to live life”

Since: Nov 13

NYC Bronx

#12 Jul 3, 2014
Happy Celebrations everyone except Buck u go get help then Celebrate in 5 years, lol but hope you all have time to enjoy friends family or just have your own time stay happy 8-)

“Vintage 1949”

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#14 Jul 4, 2014
Bezeer wrote:
Happy Celebrations everyone except Buck u go get help then Celebrate in 5 years, lol but hope you all have time to enjoy friends family or just have your own time stay happy 8-)
In all fairness, happy Independence Day buck...the shimmering gleam reflected from that magnificent tooth of yours is the beacon that draws all of us closer in this cesspool called topix...
Did spirit leave you any leftovers in her fridge?...

“Alive to live life”

Since: Nov 13

NYC Bronx

#15 Jul 4, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
<quoted text>In all fairness, happy Independence Day buck...the shimmering gleam reflected from that magnificent tooth of yours is the beacon that draws all of us closer in this cesspool called topix...
Did spirit leave you any leftovers in her fridge?...
I don't work with NASA I don't have that protective clothing so I would not take the chance lol
buck

Atlanta, GA

#16 Jul 4, 2014
dang man be zer donald fella you need help man no body has made up sht like you got 275 yous got aint no body play that you aint got no shame man you treatin sprit like sht cuz thats all you know you aint right a tall i dont blame her man for not talkin to you no mores sht thats your pro blem from what i been see lol.

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NYC Bronx

#17 Jul 4, 2014
buck wrote:
dang man be zer donald fella you need help man no body has made up sht like you got 275 yous got aint no body play that you aint got no shame man you treatin sprit like sht cuz thats all you know you aint right a tall i dont blame her man for not talkin to you no mores sht thats your pro blem from what i been see lol.
STFU weener dicklips go to OXFORD Come back in 10 years when u speak , write and make sense
buck

Phoenix, AZ

#18 Jul 4, 2014
dang man dont get shtn man its truth you aint right a tall treatin that girl done like you did you stfu man.

Petal Power

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#19 Jul 4, 2014
TELL me another one!!!

Loopy Lu-Lu..!!!

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#20 Jul 4, 2014
I am the Creator wrote:
from mid 1995 to end of 2015
all Amazon books too for a period of 15 years I invented
Hmm.

I did a little cocktail napkin math here.

For all your patent royalties, I figure you should be owed about 3.456 trillion dollars and 83 cents (1995 US dollars)

However, to enforce to patents worldwide, it would cost you around 6.789 trillion dollars and 27 cents (2015 US dollars) in legal fees up front.

But I'm already sure you knew that in your business plan.

And your lawyer did do due diligence in advising you of negative returns just shortly before you passed out from all the free booze he gave you, right?

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#21 Jul 4, 2014
I am the Creator wrote:
from mid 1995 to end of 2015
all Amazon books too for a period of 15 years I invented
Who said Kim Jong Il was dead?

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