I invented all usa patents now I want reward

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Figured you'd be from Kenya?
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I got two cents he can have

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I am the Creator wrote:
from mid 1995 to end of 2015
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Really...
Your Slap Chop food chopper machine is a piece of shlt and I want my $19.95 plus shipping refunded...
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dang man shut the sht up man spirit girl missin she in danger by that fella.
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dang man shut the sht up man spirit girl missin she in danger by that fella.
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buck wrote:
dang man shut the sht up man spirit girl missin she in danger by that fella.
spirit?...
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dang man shut sht up spirit girl done shot her self dead man.

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dang man shut sht up spirit girl done shot her self dead man.
...right...
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Welcome back, China.

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I'd be willing to say you probably had a hand in the Ronco pocket fisherman but 'all' patents...errr...that would be a whole other stroke of luck..

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Happy Celebrations everyone except Buck u go get help then Celebrate in 5 years, lol but hope you all have time to enjoy friends family or just have your own time stay happy 8-)

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Right back at ya Beezer.

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Bezeer wrote:
Happy Celebrations everyone except Buck u go get help then Celebrate in 5 years, lol but hope you all have time to enjoy friends family or just have your own time stay happy 8-)
In all fairness, happy Independence Day buck...the shimmering gleam reflected from that magnificent tooth of yours is the beacon that draws all of us closer in this cesspool called topix...
Did spirit leave you any leftovers in her fridge?...

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<quoted text>In all fairness, happy Independence Day buck...the shimmering gleam reflected from that magnificent tooth of yours is the beacon that draws all of us closer in this cesspool called topix...
Did spirit leave you any leftovers in her fridge?...
I don't work with NASA I don't have that protective clothing so I would not take the chance lol
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dang man be zer donald fella you need help man no body has made up sht like you got 275 yous got aint no body play that you aint got no shame man you treatin sprit like sht cuz thats all you know you aint right a tall i dont blame her man for not talkin to you no mores sht thats your pro blem from what i been see lol.

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dang man be zer donald fella you need help man no body has made up sht like you got 275 yous got aint no body play that you aint got no shame man you treatin sprit like sht cuz thats all you know you aint right a tall i dont blame her man for not talkin to you no mores sht thats your pro blem from what i been see lol.
STFU weener dicklips go to OXFORD Come back in 10 years when u speak , write and make sense
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TELL me another one!!!

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I am the Creator wrote:
from mid 1995 to end of 2015
all Amazon books too for a period of 15 years I invented
Hmm.

I did a little cocktail napkin math here.

For all your patent royalties, I figure you should be owed about 3.456 trillion dollars and 83 cents (1995 US dollars)

However, to enforce to patents worldwide, it would cost you around 6.789 trillion dollars and 27 cents (2015 US dollars) in legal fees up front.

But I'm already sure you knew that in your business plan.

And your lawyer did do due diligence in advising you of negative returns just shortly before you passed out from all the free booze he gave you, right?

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