share your most intimate love letters

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You're a riot dvine!
Look them up

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in the Penthouse or Playboy forums.
Actually, that's not true...
Penthouse and Playboy refused to publish my most intimate love letters....
Readers were complaining about spontaneous combustion of the magazines.
;*)
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Simply deVine wrote:
So they say that
this is the life of wise ones:
no longer moving still as a mountain
reading very old-fashioned love letters
copying a church book without laughter
asking randomly passerbys
as to their health
to own one book with the alphabet
letter by letter written on a different page
to read there a long while
then as contented as a fern
to fold the body together
and go to sleep.....
Take all this stupidass sh!t to the GLBT or the HS forum. You already have a dozen spam threads on here that no one reads. In other words, GET LOST!
Sorry Chuck

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Apr 7, 2013
 
Simply deVine wrote:
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Dear women,
Follow faithfully my advice
to indulge in the sexual pleasures
with the man your womb and name is tied.
Only by digging its feet in the ground,
the bird takes off its flight.
May this always remind you
of the spiritual commandment in sight:
To achieve the highest sensuality,
youíve to be the lewdest slut imaginable
and yet, never unfaithful to your husband,
not even with your eyes .
Be a slut on the inside.
Be unfaithful on the inside,
Cheat him as you hug and kiss him
with kisses that arenít meant for him!
O superior women,
O my mysterious cerebral followers,
thatís how you reach the heights
of sensuality still being faithful on the outside.
Why should a man not follow this advice?
For he is a creature of a different kind.
If inferior, let him seduce women
As many as he can in contempt.
If superior, he needs no women.
Sensuality he can have
Without sexually possessing them,
Alien even to superior women
Woman is a sexual creature, essentially.
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So sorry you won't read this,
because you don't read my posts do you...huh ?
I'm not a woman, you flamingassfaggot, and I'm going to start reporting your dumb plagiarizing ass until not a memory of you remains on this forum. So why don't you just GTFO, dickbreath?

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