Are you happy?

Are you happy?

Created by xyz on Apr 27, 2008

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YES

Sometimes

Not really

Could be better

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The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#1 Apr 27, 2008




If You're Happy and You Know it

Since: Aug 07

Tallulah, LA

#2 Apr 27, 2008

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Hannacroix, NY

#3 Apr 27, 2008
Yup. With the exception of money, my life gets better every day. Every single day, no matter what.

“Veni Vidi Vici”

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Since: Dec 06

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#4 Apr 27, 2008

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#5 Apr 27, 2008
I dont care if my liver is hanging by a thread
Dont care if my doctor says I ought to be dead
When my ugly big car wont climb this hill
Ill write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill

“Loving my kids!!!”

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Since: Oct 07

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#6 Apr 27, 2008
I love my life so Yeah I'm happy!!! Hi Dale and Barbee*waving*
skipper

Miramar Beach, FL

#7 Apr 27, 2008
yep

I've got love in my heart and a cold beer in my hand.
Hey Hey Paula

Jacksonville, FL

#8 Apr 27, 2008
Yes. I am popping the corn and will open a Perrie and watch a movie. Bliss.

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#9 Apr 27, 2008
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

“Quack Quack I don't care”

Since: Apr 08

Springfield Oregon

#10 Apr 27, 2008
I am happy I have a wonderful man in my life and a place to sleep at night.
Kathy

Reading, PA

#11 Apr 27, 2008
Happy-Go-Lucky!!
Shameless

Lincoln, NE

#12 Apr 27, 2008
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

So yeah, overall I'm pretty happy.

MoMaria

“Laugh it's good for you...”

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#13 Apr 27, 2008
Gee, do you think from the smile that I might be happy?( Thanks baby for helping me find it again.)

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Hannacroix, NY

#14 Apr 27, 2008
MoMaria wrote:
Gee, do you think from the smile that I might be happy?( Thanks baby for helping me find it again.)
I might just make that a permanent fixture, baby..gonna try like hell.

“cougar w/sharp claws”

Level 4

Since: Mar 08

The kitten, NOT ME!!!!

#15 Apr 27, 2008
clap - clap

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#16 Apr 27, 2008
Amberina wrote:
I am happy I have a wonderful man in my life and a place to sleep at night.
A new widow here. Happy? Sometimes. Missing my man:(
skipper

Miramar Beach, FL

#17 Apr 27, 2008
Debra27 wrote:
<quoted text>
A new widow here. Happy? Sometimes. Missing my man:(
You have my sincerest condolences.
I've been there too
DUH-HAPPY

United States

#18 Apr 27, 2008
I feel like the DWARF on SNOW WHITE....

HAPPY...

I've been happy and I've been sad.... I find being HAPPY is much better...

Quote from my mother..

Terry..

HAppy has alot to do with contentment....Hmnnnn..
DUH-SATISFIED

United States

#19 Apr 27, 2008
DAGGONE it... I forgot a song for the above post....

FEELING SATISFIED....BOSS TON....

http://youtube.com/watch...

KAAZ
happy hippy

AOL

#20 Apr 27, 2008
Define happy?

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