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How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?-----Just one.

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What do you get when you cross the pillsbury doughboy and Rozanne Barr ?

An ugly biotch with a yeast infection.

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If an airplane hit an apartment that housed 500 white children, and it was noon on friday, how many white kids would be killed?--------None, they would have all been in school.

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Why did the white man cross the road?----his job was on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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If you have 1000 black men, and one white guy, what would you call the white guy?----The warden.

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Dirty_ White_ Boy wrote:
If you have 1000 black men, and one white guy, what would you call the white guy?----The warden.
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Q: How many white people spend time babbling incoherently to an empty chair?

A: Clint Eastwood

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Victoria, that was funny !!!!!'

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victoria1 wrote:
Q: How many white people spend time babbling incoherently to an empty chair?
A: Clint Eastwood
LMFGDAO...LMAO...LOL!!!

I'm just sorry I wasted all my props this morning...LMAO

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milwaukee69 wrote:
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
What do you call a bunch of black guys sitting on a bench?---The defendants.
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All ya'll need to shut the f##** up
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How to Dance like a White Guy *50% off DVDs Summer Sale* http://youtu.be/2HiuCaaQhxg
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I see white people......
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How many black bangers does it take to roof a house?

Three if you slice them thin.

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Why are white people so funny? Simple! They make me laugh!
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Dirty_ White_ Boy wrote:
If an airplane hit an apartment that housed 500 white children, and it was noon on friday, how many white kids would be killed?--------None, they would have all been in school.
this joke is rASCIM I FEEL OFFEEDED
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Mar 22, 2013
 
Q: What's the difference between a white man and a supreme human being?

A: Nothing

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