Christmas gifts for guys who aren't g...

Christmas gifts for guys who aren't getting any

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Akron Rubber Company

Pulaski, WI

#1 Dec 6, 2013
The Akron Rubber Company:
We are adding a new model to our eye candy line-up of anatomically correct, pneumatic balloon ladies.

Introducing, The Michelle Obama:
1. Created in the likeness and immage of the original.
2. Made of heavy duty black rubber from Brazil.
3. Can be blown up to a large or extra large size for those who desire the more bulbous acouterments.
4. The Michelle has a built in squeaker so that when hammered with a meaningful magnitude of compression, lets out what sounds like a fart.
5. Repair kits are available.
6. Introductory Sale Price $199.95
Akron Rubber Company

Pulaski, WI

#2 Dec 10, 2013
TallyHo, thank You for your order for 5 Michelle Obama pneumatica's. Having an orgy at yo house is you.

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#3 Dec 10, 2013
LOL

x:O

Merry Christmas to all, even the Brats.

:)

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#4 Dec 10, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
LOL
x:O
Merry Christmas to all, even the Brats.
:)
Hey Trisha,...
Marley

Huntington, NY

#5 Dec 11, 2013
Can you put ME on their list please!!!!

Thanks!!!!

(Guys aren't the only ones not gettin any)
TallyHos Mother

Pulaski, WI

#6 Dec 11, 2013
Ring, Ring, Ring ...
Is this the Akron Rubber Co?
Yes, what do you need?
Well, in a fit of ecstacy, my son bit the nose off of his Michelle and now, she leaks and he's too ashamed to make the call himself.
I see ... A new nose and the repair kit will be in the mail tomorrow.
Psssst, Mrs TallyHo, Eh, did your son make Michelle fart?
Yes he did, it sounded like a small outboard motor in his room.
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

United States

#7 Dec 12, 2013
TallyHos Mother wrote:
Ring, Ring, Ring ...
Is this the Akron Rubber Co?
Yes, what do you need?
Well, in a fit of ecstacy, my son bit the nose off of his Michelle and now, she leaks and he's too ashamed to make the call himself.
I see ... A new nose and the repair kit will be in the mail tomorrow.
Psssst, Mrs TallyHo, Eh, did your son make Michelle fart?
Yes he did, it sounded like a small outboard motor in his room.
please have your water tested for tetrachlorodibenzodioxin

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#8 Dec 13, 2013
If your guy is into them, you could get him some cigars and a copy of Starr's report of a few years back. Encourage them to use their imagination ...

:O

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#9 Dec 13, 2013
Well, looks like there is a choice,,one can either do the ugly, & I mean ugly, on the sloppy seconds side of lowbama or blame bush...

not much left for the stocking...me thinks.

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