Dave's bar and grill,is now open.

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Since: Sep 12

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#4282 Apr 25, 2014
R C Honey wrote:
Okay, I have my list ready, and my insults in check. I've done some research into the private lives of all of my will be victims, and everything's a go.

Operation Gracie Tears commence

System fields ready (check)
Key board is clean (check)
Computer screen dusted (check)
Electric billed paid (check)
Chair is set to lasting comfort (check)
Pot of Coffee is prepared, and poured (check)
Trail mix bars in proper containers, and reachable (check)
pee bucket right beside me (check)

SET

DEFCON 2

prepare for DEFCON 1

(click click click click)
Ya" are so funny!! ;)))) sorry work tomorrow otherwise I would love to hear more on the PI investigation. But please keep us updated!!! I know I'm interested!!! ;))) night RC honey!!! ;)

Since: Mar 08

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#4283 Apr 25, 2014
Okay David, I got your message, and pinch your cheeks adorable, usually I have them off. Luck was on your side today I tell ya.

Okay, I was able to decode the names of the people you want me to go after. So to keep things legit, I will keep you updated here as we don't have anything to hide.

I know that certain words have tags on them and so we have to be careful not to use the words "President", "assassinate", and Topix Offbeat poster's real names and/or home towns. So use the code sheet I sent you, and prepare for a run down, drunk fest of mayhem, self harm, and debauchery. It'll be fun.

I have my little glass beaker ready to fill with the tears of people who think they actually count. I know, I have a good chuckle at that too. People that think they count. hahaha

Anyways... I have invaded nearby threads, and already I can see my progress. Threats have turned into fighting, fighting has turned into gang warfare, and gang warfare has brought in the authorities. Everything is coming together as planned. Being a Troll is so much more fun, I'm glad you decided to join "my" plight.

Since: Mar 08

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#4284 Apr 25, 2014
Someone put a heart on your comment, so I know you can bring at least one person in......

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

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#4285 Apr 26, 2014
R C Honey wrote:
Someone put a heart on your comment, so I know you can bring at least one person in......
That's a plus! Usually I'm the most hated person here. Sounds like everything is coming together perfectly. Ya" really are doing a great job! ;))

Since: Mar 08

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#4286 Apr 26, 2014
David0407 wrote:
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That's a plus! Usually I'm the most hated person here. Sounds like everything is coming together perfectly. Ya" really are doing a great job! ;))
You're the most hated person here? Really? What on earth made you sooo special in that you achieved what I could only dream of?

I strive you know. I strive hard. But regardless of what I do, I only have like 3 people on all of Topix that actually hates me. You saw me practically beg for my own Troll (noticed that I capitalized Troll, they describe a specific thing or entity), and no matter how much I tried, I failed, I failed miserably.

You see David, having your own Troll (or several) tells people that you matter. You matter enough for people to take the time, and energy to try and drag you down. I don't have that. I don't matter enough to have that.

I can't figure it out, I've done some serious self analysis, and the only thing I can come up with is that.....,,,.. I'm cute. That's gotta be it, I'm too cute. Who wants to stomp on a kitten like a McDonald's ketchup pack? Sure it's fun to think about, but to actually follow through?

I don't know, even with my hands ready to type the most deplorable false accusations, make of everything about a person under the sun, and then launch them, still not anyone pays me the attention I work hard for, and deserve.

I'm a nomad of Topix. I wander around with no settled thread/forum, who moves from place to place as a way of obtaining validation, finding positive/negative reinforcement for me to stay. To get the attention that I am only left to envy in others.

I give up once in a while, come back and try again, only to give up again. All I can do is try David.... that's all I can do. No matter what I do, it seems my cuteness has hindered me at every turn.((sigh))

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Since: Jul 11

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#4287 Apr 26, 2014
David0407 wrote:
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That's a plus! Usually I'm the most hated person here. Sounds like everything is coming together perfectly. Ya" really are doing a great job! ;))
I'm the hated one so pour me a drink...I want to drown my sorrows...lol...David you're like more than you know..Have a goodin"

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#4288 Apr 28, 2014
wow....... was it really Christmas time the last time I was in here??

dave, you gotta lotof serving to do.....

wine please.... white, cold and leave the bottle......

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#4289 Apr 28, 2014
Hey, Dave, wine for me to please, blush, cold and just the bottle, skip the glass!

“Hi!”

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Since: Jun 12

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#4290 Apr 28, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Hey, Dave, wine for me to please, blush, cold and just the bottle, skip the glass!
I'll take some of that too, but just a glass. I get tipsy to fast.

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

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#4291 Apr 28, 2014
stacked and proud wrote:
wow....... was it really Christmas time the last time I was in here??

dave, you gotta lotof serving to do.....

wine please.... white, cold and leave the bottle......
Lol hi" D!! ;) coming right up!!! ;)

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

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#4292 Apr 28, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Hey, Dave, wine for me to please, blush, cold and just the bottle, skip the glass!
Haha!! No problem!!!:)

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

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#4293 Apr 28, 2014
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
<quoted text>I'll take some of that too, but just a glass. I get tipsy to fast.
Hiya Brandiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!! ;)))))) don't worry I'll take good care of ya!! ;))

Since: Mar 14

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#4294 Apr 28, 2014
David0407 wrote:
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Hiya Brandiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!! ;)))))) don't worry I'll take good care of ya!! ;))
Hello. I did not know this was your "place"! Does it have a pool table...lol!

Since: Mar 08

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#4295 Apr 28, 2014
David, looks like you can start an army here with what you have. Go fourth girls, and come back with some heads. TIA

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#4296 Apr 28, 2014
AHarleyhoney wrote:
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Hello. I did not know this was your "place"! Does it have a pool table...lol!
WOW, 15 negative icons? Impressive, now if only you could harness your powers and use them for good. lol I envy you.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

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#4297 Apr 28, 2014
David0407 wrote:
<quoted text>Hiya Brandiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!! ;)))))) don't worry I'll take good care of ya!! ;))
Thanks....I knew you would :)

Since: Mar 14

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#4298 Apr 28, 2014
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>WOW, 15 negative icons? Impressive, now if only you could harness your powers and use them for good. lol I envy you.
LOL,,it only means I am special to the iconer..
I use my special powers for good and evil....depends on which side of me you are on..good or bad!!!! LOL!

Since: Mar 08

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#4299 Apr 28, 2014
Alright, this is soooo not fair. I have 3 negative icons, and I posted OVER an hour ago, and AHarleyhoney has 9, and that was 40 mins ago.

I'm waiving my not fair flag!

Why? WHY? I try, I try really, really hard, and I can't compete with that. Dammit...

“Sweet As Can Be”

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

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#4300 Apr 28, 2014
R C Honey wrote:
Alright, this is soooo not fair. I have 3 negative icons, and I posted OVER an hour ago, and AHarleyhoney has 9, and that was 40 mins ago.
I'm waiving my not fair flag!
Why? WHY? I try, I try really, really hard, and I can't compete with that. Dammit...
Miss Honey......

You have to be sweet with the icon bitch....... that pisses her off more than anything lol

Where's the Troll Hunter At?? Go bag you one..... scalp the icon bitch so everyone can see ;p
Good Luck

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Since: Sep 12

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#4301 Apr 29, 2014
AHarleyhoney wrote:
<quoted text>Hello. I did not know this was your "place"! Does it have a pool table...lol!
Hey" HH!! ;) welcome to my" bar. Sure do it's in the back room.

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