Offbeat Twosomes

Offbeat Twosomes

Created by Match Dot Com on May 6, 2013

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Ferretman & Geno

Sweetie-Pie & Adrain DeVine

Harley & Slack

Crazy Jae & one of his socks

All of the above & ain't love grande?

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#149 May 10, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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I thought about "pole" but went with "grabby thingie" instead! Thought I'd leave the pole for you! LOL!
THANX...I've already got a "grabby" thing =)

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#150 May 10, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>That right there is one funny post!!! LMAO
This is no time to be making fun of the poossy cat's feminine hygiene problem, Dave. But...tee hee :)

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#151 May 10, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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We're so sick & twisted...I LIKE us =)))
Yes, we sure are! I LOVE us!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#152 May 10, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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Yes, we sure are! I LOVE us!
... oh goody we get to play nurse rachet tonight ... coo coo ... witch one of you has the eye ...

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#154 May 10, 2013
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>the bus thread AND the crazy train was pretty cool til the village idiots hopped aboard =)))
I remember the bus thread . It was a riot ! Wonder if they took it down ? Nice to see y'all having fun again !

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#155 May 10, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
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I remember the bus thread . It was a riot ! Wonder if they took it down ? Nice to see y'all having fun again !
... they took the bus over to cdc for dna ...
Hampton Bad News

Goldendale, WA

#156 May 10, 2013
Lol what a thread!

flbadcatowner

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#157 May 10, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
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Calm down, poossy cat. Don't get yourself worked up so. You know Geno doesn't like sweaty mangina.
You worry needlessly about Geno. I have never met him, nor do I have pans to do so. Perhaps it has escaped your notice that we live in opposite corners of the contiguous 48 states (out of 50) making such meetings all the more unlikely. Why do you continue to embarrass yourself with all this nonsense that everybody knows is untrue? This is all in your little world of make believe which you should have outgrown years ago. You sound like the class brat in jr. high who will go to any negative extreme to get attention.
Cat Nip Chronicles

United States

#158 May 10, 2013
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TMOMBCS...
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>I have no intention of wasting my weekend with foolish tit for tat nonsense. If you want to say this, go ahead. Nobody with at least half a brain really believes it anyway which is why I have no intention of carrying this any further.
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TMOMBCS...
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>The trolls aren't worth paying attention to. They thrive on attention much like an unruly student in jr. high. I don't intend to waste my weekend going tit for tat with them. With 2 cats (including a new kitten) and a dog plus a garden to take care of, I don't have the time to waste on those attention seekers.
oops
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>You worry needlessly about Geno. I have never met him, nor do I have pans to do so. Perhaps it has escaped your notice that we live in opposite corners of the contiguous 48 states (out of 50) making such meetings all the more unlikely. Why do you continue to embarrass yourself with all this nonsense that everybody knows is untrue? This is all in your little world of make believe which you should have outgrown years ago. You sound like the class brat in jr. high who will go to any negative extreme to get attention.
maybe you forgot what you posted an hour ago
maybe you're a freakin psycho drama queen
Tales from the Hypocrypt

United States

#159 May 10, 2013
^^^^creepy^^^^

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Since: Dec 12

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#160 May 10, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
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I remember the bus thread . It was a riot ! Wonder if they took it down ? Nice to see y'all having fun again !
yeah we does try then the pizzers & moaners have to stroll through.........

“Big Sur”

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Since: Jun 11

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#161 May 10, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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yeah we does try then the pizzers & moaners have to stroll through.........
If you hear me moaning, don't look through my window!

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

~ I See A Rainbow! ~

#162 May 10, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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yeah we does try then the pizzers & moaners have to stroll through.........
YUP!! Sorry you feel that way!!

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#163 May 10, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>You worry needlessly about Geno. I have never met him, nor do I have pans to do so. Perhaps it has escaped your notice that we live in opposite corners of the contiguous 48 states (out of 50) making such meetings all the more unlikely. Why do you continue to embarrass yourself with all this nonsense that everybody knows is untrue? This is all in your little world of make believe which you should have outgrown years ago. You sound like the class brat in jr. high who will go to any negative extreme to get attention.
not to be mean, because I'm not really about that...just wondering why you would keep coming back to Offbeat?
It seems you do not really like or approve of the stuff going on here..I was thinking, in my life if it does not add to me, it's gone (garbage in, garbage out).
I don't really know you, but I just think it does not make much sense to subject yourself to stuff that obviously distresses you.
Have a great night/weekend/Mothers Day. <3
Wake Up Call

Goldendale, WA

#164 May 10, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
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not to be mean, because I'm not really about that...just wondering why you would keep coming back to Offbeat?
It seems you do not really like or approve of the stuff going on here..I was thinking, in my life if it does not add to me, it's gone (garbage in, garbage out).
I don't really know you, but I just think it does not make much sense to subject yourself to stuff that obviously distresses you.
Have a great night/weekend/Mothers Day. <3
Posting to people you don't know while the world slips away around you, it's just Topix. Is there really anything here for you?

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#165 May 10, 2013
Wake Up Call wrote:
<quoted text>Posting to people you don't know while the world slips away around you, it's just Topix. Is there really anything here for you?
not sure I get your meaning (are you really in Washington? we are neighbors!)
I find it fun and interesting here and have enjoyed my time, I was only wondering why someone that is NOT enjoying their time would want to keep posting, etc.

felt like a legitimate question and not meant to be mean-spirited at all, I'm just curious

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Since: Nov 08

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#166 May 10, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
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not sure I get your meaning (are you really in Washington? we are neighbors!)
I find it fun and interesting here and have enjoyed my time, I was only wondering why someone that is NOT enjoying their time would want to keep posting, etc.
felt like a legitimate question and not meant to be mean-spirited at all, I'm just curious
It was a legitimate question...there wasnt anything mean or sarcastic or condascending in any way Deb. You are much better person than I...lol
Night Gallery

Haslet, TX

#167 May 10, 2013
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TU2UH7U...
okimar wrote:
<quoted text>Will Kentucky Tavern Bourbon do? Distilled in Owensboro,Kentucky and pretty darn good. Better'n Beam,without the name recognition.
Trust me,I'm A connisuer of Kentucky Bourbon.

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TU2UH7U...
Macallan 64 Year Old - Portland, OR
Macallan 64 Year Old wrote:
<quoted text>Lmao thats like being a conouiseur of fast food fried chicken
(KFC, Roy Rogers, Popeyes) lol it was sweet though lol
Tales from the Hypocrypt wrote:
^^^^creepy^^^^
Agreed. It doesn't get any creepier than that.

Crap, yes it does:

http://www.topix.com/forum/state/il/TQG3JLTS1...
GHT - Portland, OR
GHT wrote:
My friend at Comcast did a nice trace.

http://www.topix.com/forum/state/il/TQG3JLTS1...
Margie wrote:<quoted text>
Still delusional. Comcast has no control over these webpages, so your friend from Comcast wouldn't have a clue. Your friend from Comcast is as nonexistent as the "woman" you claim brings you beer and gives you oral sex. Keep up with the posts though, you just show everyone more and more just has stupid you are! Poor thing, if only real women were as easy for you to control as the blow up dolls you keep next to the bed.
GHT wrote:
<quoted text>Did you want me to print your address here for all to see?
Creep-O-Rama
Krypteia

Belfast, UK

#168 May 11, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>Like bytch about what everybody else on Offbeat posts??? [email protected]
Don't think I'll invite her to a threesome now if she's going to be like that..

flbadcatowner

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#169 May 11, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
<quoted text>
not to be mean, because I'm not really about that...just wondering why you would keep coming back to Offbeat?
It seems you do not really like or approve of the stuff going on here..I was thinking, in my life if it does not add to me, it's gone (garbage in, garbage out).
I don't really know you, but I just think it does not make much sense to subject yourself to stuff that obviously distresses you.
Have a great night/weekend/Mothers Day. <3
I reralize you mean well and no offense taken. I initially came to Offbeat on the recommendation of another poster who has since deserted Offbeat due to the influx of trolls who have nothing better to do than act like a bunch of cyber bullies. It is not all about me, but it is also about defending others whom the trolls have gone after. I was hoping that it could be a place where I could have fun and weigh in with an opinion here and there. I will at least in part take your advice and avoid spending as much time as I had in the past fighting the trolls. As it is, the band of trolls is shrinking in numbers as some of them have had their consciences bother them.

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