Offbeat Twosomes

Offbeat Twosomes

Created by Match Dot Com on May 6, 2013

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Ferretman & Geno

Sweetie-Pie & Adrain DeVine

Harley & Slack

Crazy Jae & one of his socks

All of the above & ain't love grande?

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#105 May 10, 2013
Opps ^^^^ Wrong thread. I thought it was the what are you eating thread. Sorry. Tee Hee

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#106 May 10, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>:) I know I do...hold up...what are we talking about???
Come here...I'll tell you up close.

If you still don't get it...I'll just have to show you...Right?

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#107 May 10, 2013
Ok...now you guys are just trying to make me turn red...good morning everyone...hope you all have a freaky friday.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#108 May 10, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>I swear Im nothing more than a pretty face to some of you guys :P
Huh uh! You gotta pretty butt too! LOL! Good morning hottie!

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#109 May 10, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Huh uh! You gotta pretty butt too! LOL! Good morning hottie!
I knew you were making me pick up those keys on purpose...who drops their keys 25 times a day??? lol

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#110 May 10, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>I knew you were making me pick up those keys on purpose...who drops their keys 25 times a day??? lol
I'm just clumsy? LOL!

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#111 May 10, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm just clumsy? LOL!
LOL...uh huh...Im gonna buy one of those poles with the grabby things on the end and see how clumsy you are...lol

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#112 May 10, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>LOL...uh huh...Im gonna buy one of those poles with the grabby things on the end and see how clumsy you are...lol
Grabby! I like the sound of it already! Hahahaha!
I better tone it down before Mr flbadcatguy gets on to me! LOL!

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#113 May 10, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>LOL...uh huh...Im gonna buy one of those poles with the grabby things on the end and see how clumsy you are...lol
We call 'em (grabby things)..'pickle pickers'. Which would make your pickle ...picked.

My bad...is the moon phase doing it!

~points to Taurus astrology sign on Topix~ See...I'm friggin innocent.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#114 May 10, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Grabby! I like the sound of it already! Hahahaha!
I better tone it down before Mr flbadcatguy gets on to me! LOL!
~laughing~ Oh...I was so going to run with that.

You go girl!

And while you're at it...Have a wonderful weekend.

“I call it as I see it.”

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Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#115 May 10, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Grabby! I like the sound of it already! Hahahaha!
I better tone it down before Mr flbadcatguy gets on to me! LOL!
No need to criticize you here. You did a good job of discrediting your character yourself with that post. There is not much I can add. I'll let your post speak for itself.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#116 May 10, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
~laughing~ Oh...I was so going to run with that.
You go girl!
And while you're at it...Have a wonderful weekend.
Hey DC! You have a great week-end too!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#117 May 10, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>No need to criticize you here. You did a good job of discrediting your character yourself with that post. There is not much I can add. I'll let your post speak for itself.
You mean mind your own business? Hooray!!
Have a nice week-end!

“I call it as I see it.”

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Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#120 May 10, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
Dude, you're just all kinds of lost today. First, you're doing your squirting on the wrong thread, now you're blowing your cat on Off-Beat. Take it to the sexuality threads, lady.
You are hardly qualified to show anybody the errors of one's ways.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#121 May 10, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm just clumsy? LOL!
... and th pot called the kettle black LOL ..

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#122 May 10, 2013
GenOmazing wrote:
<quoted text>She's an "on the fencer". You'll see her scold people for comments but on the same page, do the same stuff herself, as long as it's her beloved people doing it, THEN it's OK to join in. A follower.
Another one that can mind his own business! You don't know me well enough to make that ASSumption Geno. Just knock it off!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#124 May 10, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... and th pot called the kettle black LOL ..
Hahahahaha! Hey Baby! Fancy seeing you here!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#125 May 10, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Hahahahaha! Hey Baby! Fancy seeing you here!
... my eyes are the window to your soul ...



... bruce springsteen ... do you like good music ???

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#127 May 10, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... my eyes are the window to your soul ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =DsfZpMugrNkXX
... bruce springsteen ... do you like good music ???
I love music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#128 May 10, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
I love music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =MGA3CZr2VQsXX
... i don't give a damn bout my reutaton ... just put another dime in the record machine ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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