Offbeat Twosomes

Offbeat Twosomes

Created by Match Dot Com on May 6, 2013

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Ferretman & Geno

Sweetie-Pie & Adrain DeVine

Harley & Slack

Crazy Jae & one of his socks

All of the above & ain't love grande?

“I call it as I see it.”

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#85 May 9, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>Like bytch about what everybody else on Offbeat posts??? [email protected]
That sounds like your department as well.

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#86 May 9, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Ya think! Never will get humans making something so awesome... ugly. But...they give it their best shot.
:) I know I do...hold up...what are we talking about???

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#87 May 9, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text>Hi Dave,, Guess I got a dull life.. Doesnt matter.. I walk the Straight and Narrow path unfortunately.. I was just refering to the sex maniac cjt12.. Nothing else. I have had a major reality check.. I have many reasons that stick out in my mind.... I am realizing whats important and whats not.. How have you been??
I have been doing well, thank you...I dont believe you have a dull life...you do what makes you happy and that works for you. I dont know CJ12 so I have no idea if he is a sex maniac...I like to joke about the subject personally but Im not trying to cyber bone anybody. You do what is important for you and what makes you happy and if nobody likes it then too bad.

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~ I See A Rainbow! ~

#88 May 9, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>I have been doing well, thank you...I dont believe you have a dull life...you do what makes you happy and that works for you. I dont know CJ12 so I have no idea if he is a sex maniac...I like to joke about the subject personally but Im not trying to cyber bone anybody. You do what is important for you and what makes you happy and if nobody likes it then too bad.
"Smiling at you!! please get Laura Beth off my asssssssssssssssssss!! She is on BackStabbers thread..and SHE is your friend.. I need her to leave me the heck alone.."

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#89 May 9, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text>"Smiling at you!! please get Laura Beth off my asssssssssssssssssss!! She is on BackStabbers thread..and SHE is your friend.. I need her to leave me the heck alone.."
Like anyone can control our LB?

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~ I See A Rainbow! ~

#90 May 9, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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Like anyone can control our LB?
Hi Just OLA.. How have you been?? She is just soo darn rude to me.. I did nothing.. DAVE is very good friends with her.. I guess..

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#91 May 9, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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Like anyone can control our LB?
... i stayed on the entire eight seconds ... look at the size of my belt buckle ...



... imma rodeo star ...

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#92 May 9, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text> Hi Just OLA.. How have you been?? She is just soo darn rude to me.. I did nothing.. DAVE is very good friends with her.. I guess..
I can't control him either...but I'm workin' on it ...=)

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#93 May 9, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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I can't control him either...but I'm workin' on it ...=)
He is Gorgeous.. and very Kind Hearted.. A very gentle Spirit.... JMO..

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#94 May 9, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text> He is Gorgeous.. and very Kind Hearted.. A very gentle Spirit.... JMO..
I just think he's HAWT!!! hehe ...he is a sweetie

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#95 May 9, 2013
Rockstar Hippy and Hoosier Hillbilly... FER SURE!!

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#96 May 9, 2013
reebie wrote:
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hahaha,, that made me chuckle....lololol...ooooo lord...
hope he does it outdoors...lolol..
...went to the firehouse...they gotz some kewl hydraulic cutters there....

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#97 May 9, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text>"Smiling at you!! please get Laura Beth off my asssssssssssssssssss!! She is on BackStabbers thread..and SHE is your friend.. I need her to leave me the heck alone.."
I cant control her anymore than I can control you or anyone else...I can even control myself...and that is really scary if you think about it.

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#98 May 9, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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I just think he's HAWT!!! hehe ...he is a sweetie
I swear Im nothing more than a pretty face to some of you guys :P

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#99 May 9, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
Rockstar Hippy and Hoosier Hillbilly... FER SURE!!
Arent those both dudes??? Whats happenin CC???

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#100 May 9, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>I cant control her anymore than I can control you or anyone else...I can even control myself...and that is really scary if you think about it.
Honey you can only control yourself some of the time(O:.

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#101 May 10, 2013
Sweetie-Pie wrote:
DaveMC & Laura Beth
Hoosier Hillbilly & quilterqueen
Flower-Child & Will Dockery
stacked and proud & Adrian
Rosa & tallyho
Kevin & Trish
Naughty Robot & Sweet Sparkle Baby
Wildbluerose & justaguess
Hey matchmaker matchmaker, who the heck is Sweet Sparkle Baby? Does she have a scandium frame?

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#102 May 10, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>I cant control her anymore than I can control you or anyone else...I can even control myself...and that is really scary if you think about it.
Oh, Oh ,Baby ! You can control me anytime.....<3. Meet me in Sexmoan, Phillippines or Smackass Gap, North Carolina or Beaver Lick, Kentucky.

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#103 May 10, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>I swear Im nothing more than a pretty face to some of you guys :P
Come a little closer & say that!!!

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#104 May 10, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>I swear Im nothing more than a pretty face to some of you guys :P
Stay still Pretty Face. I am going to hop a squat.

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