Offbeat Twosomes

Created by Match Dot Com on May 6, 2013

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Ferretman & Geno

Sweetie-Pie & Adrain DeVine

Harley & Slack

Crazy Jae & one of his socks

All of the above & ain't love grande?

“Mrs_E”

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#63 May 9, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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I'm with ya on that one!! Hey Reebs!
hey sistah.. xo
do ya ever feel like droppin your keys and asking DaveMC to pick em up..?
just wonderin..

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#64 May 9, 2013
...reebs!....c'mere and pick up my keyz.....?!

“Mrs_E”

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#65 May 9, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...reebs!....c'mere and pick up my keyz.....?!
anything for you Sammy xo
you want a foot massage too?
did you trim your toenails?

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#66 May 9, 2013
reebie wrote:
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anything for you Sammy xo
you want a foot massage too?
did you trim your toenails?
A good massage is always a great idea. Thanks for the reminder.

“start thinkin' now, then VOTE!”

Since: Jun 08

....re-elect no one.......

#67 May 9, 2013
reebie wrote:
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anything for you Sammy xo
you want a foot massage too?
did you trim your toenails?
...er.....umm....toenails?.... ..well......no......i'll be back.....

“I call it as I see it.”

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#68 May 9, 2013
Is this how people are getting their jollies? Fantacizing (wrongly) about other's affections and sexual orientations? I can think of many more productive things that one could do with one's time.

“Mrs_E”

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#70 May 9, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
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A good massage is always a great idea. Thanks for the reminder.
I know... the offspring got me a spa package for my bd... sooooo looking forward to that one.!

as for Sammys foot massage, I love him but his toenails get surly,, hes gotta trim em then the world is his.
lol.....

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#71 May 9, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
Is this how people are getting their jollies? Fantacizing (wrongly) about other's affections and sexual orientations? I can think of many more productive things that one could do with one's time.
Like bytch about what everybody else on Offbeat posts??? ROFLMAO@you

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Great State of Oklahoma!

#72 May 9, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
Is this how people are getting their jollies? Fantacizing (wrongly) about other's affections and sexual orientations? I can think of many more productive things that one could do with one's time.
It's all in fun! It's called joking around. Do you ever have fun or joke around with anyone, or do you get your jollies passing judgement on everyone?

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Great State of Oklahoma!

#73 May 9, 2013
reebie wrote:
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I know... the offspring got me a spa package for my bd... sooooo looking forward to that one.!
as for Sammys foot massage, I love him but his toenails get surly,, hes gotta trim em then the world is his.
lol.....
He did say he'd be right back! Prolly went to get a grinder! LOL!

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#74 May 9, 2013
reebie wrote:
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I know... the offspring got me a spa package for my bd... sooooo looking forward to that one.!
as for Sammys foot massage, I love him but his toenails get surly,, hes gotta trim em then the world is his.
lol.....
What a nice gift ! Drink lots of water after your massage, it helps remove toxins quicker. The muscles being massaged release stress (toxins) and water helps flush the stress.

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#75 May 9, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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He did say he'd be right back! Prolly went to get a grinder! LOL!
hahaha,, that made me chuckle....lololol...ooooo lord...

hope he does it outdoors...lolol..

“Mrs_E”

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#76 May 9, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
Is this how people are getting their jollies? Fantacizing (wrongly) about other's affections and sexual orientations? I can think of many more productive things that one could do with one's time.
yes, as a matter of fact it is.... in answer to part one of your killjoy post...

dont let the door hit you in the rear... in response to part two of your killjoy post..

If loving Sammy n DaveMc, n even a girl or two is wrong, I donwannaberight....lol
Jenos Pizza Roll Delivery

Euless, TX

#78 May 9, 2013
Mikie Linkletter wrote:
<quoted text>We've never met??
special delivery for pee wee
http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/TQG3JLTS1JADU...
GHT wrote:
<quoted text>Don't get your dreds in an uproar there ma n i g g a! I am sure your family line was the best cotton pickers known to man. Just because I speak the truth and you show your true color, doesn't mean you have to be an idiot your whole life. Peace out ma hoooomie
http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/TQG3JLTS1JADU...
GHT wrote:
<quoted text>Don't worry, most blacks are too dumb to know they have it bad. They're like a pig in slop, loving every minute in the mud.
http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/TQG3JLTS1JADU...
Geno56 wrote:
<quoted text>How much white blood is in your gene pool did massa get a hold of your great great great grandma? Is that your problem or maybe it is why you have somewhat of a brain!
http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/TQG3JLTS1JADU...
GHT wrote:
<quoted text>then why does "your kind" get so angry when we refer to you as a neegur? If it doesn't apply (you know, lazy, sperm spreader with no responsibility, drug dealing gun toting blight on society), then I hope it slides off your black errr back too.
well pee wee, do you still stand by your context,
or, will you cry and report your own quotes?

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#79 May 9, 2013
reebie wrote:
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agree 100 percent... and Im outta props...
Baby, I managed to get propped so many times today, I need a smoke and to lay back for a bit. But, I thank you the thought.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#80 May 9, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>...or KY Jelly, or Hustler magazine, or Cinemax!!! Jeezus what a dull life we would all have :)
Ya think! Never will get humans making something so awesome... ugly. But...they give it their best shot.

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I See A Rainbow!

#81 May 9, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>...or KY Jelly, or Hustler magazine, or Cinemax!!! Jeezus what a dull life we would all have :)
Hi Dave,, Guess I got a dull life.. Doesnt matter.. I walk the Straight and Narrow path unfortunately.. I was just refering to the sex maniac cjt12.. Nothing else. I have had a major reality check.. I have many reasons that stick out in my mind.... I am realizing whats important and whats not.. How have you been??

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I See A Rainbow!

#82 May 9, 2013
SLY WEST wrote:
Rosa and African Shallow-- perfect
Enzo and CC-- I know.""REPORTED ""
Mike and the Hippiechick- we could go to their house and party all the time
Old Sam and Reebie-- A match made in Topix heaven to be sure.
Tally ho I had to give a lot of thought to, but thinking he could switch up.rosa with African shallow, odd and even day system.
Denny Crain and LL cause I think she'd like his magic tricks, amazing!
Dole and Maria, whoever the hell that is.
Dondo and Dave MC -- just seems to click
Slack and Linda the Lonely Widow--Bet it would work
Hi SLY.. How have you been?? Finally some good news..[I am scrolling..]Just noticed My name tucked in there.. I do know Denny Crain very well... He is very Mystical and Magical..He is actually a very Resectible KIND Gentleman.. Trust me on that one...Take care..

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Since: Sep 08

I See A Rainbow!

#83 May 9, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Oh, I don't know about that. Without sex, there would not be life.
Not for humans anyway.
I never say "NO." Of course Daily SEX keeps a Person Healthy.. I agree with your comment..

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#84 May 9, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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It's all in fun! It's called joking around. Do you ever have fun or joke around with anyone, or do you get your jollies passing judgement on everyone?
When posters accuse others of being gay, it is no longer funny. Some of the stuff on here goes beyond kidding and is downright malicious. I joke around ,too on occasion, but I try to avoid being insulting with good natured jesting.

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