Anti-social Dallas Zoo gorilla being shown door

Sep 23, 2013 Full story: The Modesto Bee 12

Patrick, the 23-year-old Western lowland gorilla known for being gregarious with zoo staff and the public, while being ambivalent toward his female counterparts, has been handed his walking papers.

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Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#1 Sep 24, 2013
YEPPERS,,,that's what ya get when buying a gorilla from a dysfunctional family.!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2 Sep 24, 2013
So he's being released? Another homeless gorilla on the streets?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#3 Sep 24, 2013
Wait until he speaks up!
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#4 Sep 24, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Wait until he speaks up!
Maybe he'll start singing Bo Jangles,,?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#5 Sep 24, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
<quoted text>
Maybe he'll start singing Bo Jangles,,?
Maybe. Or he will become the next ruler of planet Earth, after humans blow it to hell and back.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#6 Sep 24, 2013
Anti-social zoo gorilla? Sounds like a couple of offbeat posters.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#7 Sep 24, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
Anti-social zoo gorilla? Sounds like a couple of offbeat posters.
Right you are!!!! That is why we showed Harley the door!!!!

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Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#8 Sep 24, 2013
Saw him eyeballing the Empire St...

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#9 Sep 25, 2013
So, he prefers blondes, can you blame him?

“Crush, kill, destroy.”

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#10 Sep 25, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Maybe. Or he will become the next ruler of planet Earth, after humans blow it to hell and back.
Actually, us bunnies called dibs on that job.

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Orion's Belt

#11 Sep 26, 2013
Commander Bunny wrote:
<quoted text>Actually, us bunnies called dibs on that job.
Is about time, Bunnies ruled.

As long as it isn't Donnie Darko's Frank. Or, Night of the Lepus.

We all should be good to go!

If not, there is always another Sharknado to wipe them clean and start again.
lisa s Hays

Mobile, AL

#12 Sep 26, 2013
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