Pa. man, 109, cites unlisted number f...

Pa. man, 109, cites unlisted number for longevity

There are 2 comments on the The Modesto Bee story from Dec 9, 2013, titled Pa. man, 109, cites unlisted number for longevity. In it, The Modesto Bee reports that:

That's according to Leo Moskovitz, who just turned 109. The northeastern Pennsylvania resident jokes that God can't find him because his name has never appeared in the phone book.

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Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#1 Dec 9, 2013
That's because Leo has no phone,,,duhhhh

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Nehwon

#2 Dec 10, 2013
Let's see.

109 married to 87 year old for 45 years.

Let's do math!

He was 64 and married a 42 year old.

Works with the age/2 plus 7.

No mention of children.

No wonder he lived so long.

Probably still has a full head of hair that's not grey.

And embarrass you in a b-ball one on one game when he drives to the hoop and does a double twisting, behind the back, triple hand switch, inverted, slam --in-your-face-- dunk.

But you cry "Foul" and then get in one little fight. But your Mom got scared and she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.'

And that's how you become a Fresh Prince.

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